New thread time.
Do you think if Milliband called a vote of no confidence, would he get it?
Alt, waste of time? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-19868376
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:22, 93 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Only if it was a vote of no confidence in all politicians
alt: not if they find something

Not sure I like the sound of a "body recovery dog", wouldn't it just chew the bones and bury them in your garden?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)

In a sitcom, yes.
They're trained to smell something called cadaverine, which is given off rotting bodies. I'd thought there would be no more given off, reagrding the time, but you never know.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I think it's mathmatically possible for him to make a coalition if the next by election is taken by labour.
But it would be a seriously shitty mix of parties. Probably not worth it, best to let the coalition fuck themselves over for a few more years.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I think Labour said they would never join with the Lib-Dems.
Then again, all politicos are lying swine.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)

83 is the number they'll have to get.
And there's 84 "up for grabs" with the lib dems and independants smaller parties.
So yeah it's possible but no one would want a coalition with Lib dems, Scottish National, Respect, Plaid Cymru etc etc, it would be a pain in the arse.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

On the other hand....
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/9593955/George-Osborne-workers-of-the-world-unite...and-give-up-your-employment-rights.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)

ts:dr

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Probably over your head anyway

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)

The s stands for stupid
stupid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I don't know if I'd go for that if it was offered.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

The only union I've ever been in is the NUS,
and that was to get into the bar.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)

It's not about joining a union, it's about selling your redundancy/dismissal rights
for £2k to £50k of shares, and considering if you're going to be made redundant the shares probably aren't going to be worth much it seems stupid to me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Although they probably won't let you join a union on top of that.
Stupid idea Osbourn.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

You're also gambling that the company will grow
if it doesn't, your shares won't be worth much in a few years.
Not many firms will go for it anyway, it's another smokescreen job, pick on something that is good for fuck all nobody and make it sound like loads of people will get it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I guess it's to encourage businesses to hire more staff, by deferring some of the cost and reducing the liability of siad staff member by making them easier to fire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)

It reduces liability long term but exchanges it for a up front charge.
Also if it's totally volutary as mentioned then people can say no, and the liability is still there.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)

If that's a new picture why are they looking for a body?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I might get a twix

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

or a twirl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

*something about getting two fingers inside you*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

*something about fuck off you yurt dwelling sex queer*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I got a Wispa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Mind you don't choke on it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

That would be careless

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Are Twirls still made?
Not seen them for ages.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

yup, sold in most shops that sell choc bars?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)

There were none in the vending machine and it was taking exact change only so it was a Wispa or minstrals
and everyone knows mistrals are racist and for girls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I mean who carries 5p pieces on them anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I have both a 2p and a 5p on me RIGHT NOW.
I'm so retro.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)

pay day is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)

did you know that they're roughly worth 4p each right now?

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Monty, on his daily visit to the Sainsbury's reduced items shelf?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)

No idea
However, this just made me chuckle -

What's the difference between Mark Bridger and Santa Claus?
Santa comes in December.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)

As a Northern prole the Labour party should be your defualt voting choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I don't particularly support one party over another
Can't stand David Cameron, but beyond that, I don't hold a strong opinion either way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)

GREAT THREAD POOKIE PRICK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)

This thread is worse than nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You're really being WTN today
Blob week is it?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)

wha gwan, pricks?

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Not much
Quiet today
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

i just found out it was Chy's 21st birthday on sunday
i've already told her that when you turn 21 your body is officially losing more cells than it creates, so you're slowly dying away.

anyone know of a decent pic i can send her as a birthday card?
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I think that is a 'no'
Have you tried /board?
They do pics and stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

no
even just a pic of a car accident or something would do
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

There's an excellent picture of a cremated dead Asian monk
sat upright with people picking off bits of his flesh to eat for good luck, it was the cover of a Mix Master Mike tape I used to have but I ent Googling that for you at work, soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Have a look on /board.
They won't bite.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

go fuck yourself

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Just use one of those Auschwitz 'pile of rotting bodies' pics.
Write 'you, any day soon' on it.

Unless of course you actually like this person, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

i do actually like chy
she's a top bloke,a nd she's black so not sure about sending nazi things as she might take it as racism
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Ah ok,
best not send a picture of a whale being harpooned either then.

'YOU, one day soon, you fat, black blubber-insulated WHALE. PS happy birthday mate, offence!!! Q'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Political correctness, gone mad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

she's not fat, she's really nice :(

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

In which case just send the car accident pic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

no

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

OK what about a cat with a bow tie on?
I expect there's one in the newsletter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

brilliant!

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

You're a medical doctor, Q, answer me this:
My morning walk is estimated as 50 mins, but I do it in 30 because I bomb it. Would it be better for me to walk a bit slower and thus be exercising for longer, or does the fact that I am pushing myself harder mean this is better for me even though my exercise time is shorter?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

probably best to take it gently
if you over-exert yourself you'll be more likely to injure yourself, or get out of breath
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

i thought 'out of breath' was supposed to be a good thing, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Vote of no confidence or not, I just don't fancy him so no, he wouldn't 'get it' soz.
If someone else has posted this 'gag' already then sorry but there's no way I'm reading through this shit thread to find out.

Soz again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)