Enough of that
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19866191

I can't help feeling a certain amount of "That'll teach you not to drink stupid stuff, then." What's the weirdest drink you've ever had?

Alt: I was tempted to go with "Italians smash transexual ring" for the innuendo. Good headlines?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:14, 142 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When I started going to gigs aged about 14 or so
I would routinely drink a Thermos flask full of mixed spirits nicked from my mate Biddy's parents' drinks cabinet. Not so much 'weird' as 'fucking revolting' but hey, hard times and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I think we all did that
I can remember a pint glass of mixed spirits topped up with Blue Nun. Not much after that, though, unsurprisingly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I've tried to drink along a (long) bar shelf, one shot of everything
A lot of the mixers etc taste revolting on their own.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Ah. liquid crowbar
I remember it well....actually, I don't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

It was after one of these that he spewed up all over the mixing desk at Napalm Death.
We had to leg it sharpish, which is hard work when you are trying to hang on to a mixture of shit scotch, sherry, vermouth etc etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Christ, I can imagine
A friend of mine once chugged a litre of crowbar out of a pyrex jug...then immeditately spewed it straight back into the same jug. It was quite the spectacle.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I loved the 1980s :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I once saw an "act" in which the two participants claimed they would drink 4 pints in 10 seconds
They both downed one, threw it back up into the glass, swapped glasses and downed it again.

:o
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

That's how my Mum went :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

i drank a pint of slops once, it wasn't very nice

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

My brother's mate Phil drank a pint of homebrew sediment once.
He was not a well boy. He's a headmaster of a secondary school now. Even though he has a really small and really shit tattoo of the logo of US tramp juice 'Night Train' on his arm. Poor kids of Plymouth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Oh yeah he's also a bit of a nonce, like his dad before him.
He ran off with an ex pupil of his when she was 18 and he was about 40.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
my brother called me asking for help again last night as his wife caught him with his willy in another woman again

what is wrong with people, eh?
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I think the answer is 'they're cunts, mostly'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

@_@

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

What sort of help?
Did he get it stuck?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

he wanted somewhere to stay, i said no

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Campari
I'd drink a barrel of slops before I drank another glass of that shite.
( Peej, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Alright PJ?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Pretty good thanks Monty
You? How was your birthday bash?
( Peej, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)

It was ROCKING.
Shame you couldn't attend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Still can't weigh this one up
There must be some H+S/COSHH rules about what you can/can't do with liquid nitrogen, surely?
Along the lines of "Never drink it"?
If the idea's to make your drink bubble/freeze/appear to smoke, then if you don't leave it till it's stopped there's still going to be some in there, and someone already half cut isn't the best judge of that.
Someone's going to get sued big style, unless they give you the drink with a huge disclaimer sheet.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I get the feeling that it's either meant to be left for a minute to warm up, or they used too much in it this time
What's the likelihood she ignored all warnings, if there were any?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Maybe, but these days you can't just give stuff to people
What if it had nuts in it?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I once 'shotgunned' a 500ml can of Kestrel Super.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I think it was more than once if I am honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I've downed a pint of Stone's Ginger Wine in one. That's rather unpleasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Yeuch
Our standard drinking game forfeit used to be a dry Martini and Baileys. Which looks like and has the texture of sick.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Cool thread bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I had a good feeling about this thread
and I'm not often wrong, as you know
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Hiring you as my thread analyst was the best move I ever made, Hatsy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I didn't spend 4 years at Isle of Dogs College of Thread Analysis for nothing, Monts

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)

That's plain to see.
How was your weekend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Uneventful
Still recovering from my spastic intestines. Feeling better now though.
You? Did you see the little one?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Well at least you're on the mend.
I got 10am-4:30pm yesterday which was fucking ACE, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Awesome
I'm glad it's working out for you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Still no overnight stays though.
That milestone still lies ahead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

One step at a time
Her mother seems to be complying quite nicely at the moment...it would be madness to rock the boat.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Rock the Boat was by Forrest, not Madness.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I am treading v carefully and it's paying dividends so far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Cool beans
She'll be staying the night before you know it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I once put two inches of robinson's in the bottom of my glass instead of one

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)

of + in Anne
in the
of my glass instead of one

There...I believe that's all in order
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)

nice

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Thanks Q
It means a lot coming from you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

i can see you took some real consideration in your post, it just goes to show all these other people could do if they made an effort

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

If only one person is moved enough to do something similar
then I'll consider this a great day, Q.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

if your post doesn't get on the popular page i'll kick up a shitstorm

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I'll make sure it does, Q.
Which means it's as good as done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

thanks b3th, you're so much better than modolith

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I think B3th and Manolith should have a baby
and create the ULTIMATE MOD
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Don't talk to me about having babies
Babies are evil.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

My friend brought his baby round yesterday
It was a sharp reminder that I have no desire to have any more.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I've never had any desire to have any at all.
Which is probably just as well, considering what a poor genetic heritage it would have.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That's not stopped the rest of mankind
I've had two...and that's enough. Also, the law of averages states that if I have another one, there's a chance it could be a girl. And I don't need a teenaged daughter when I'm approaching 50, thank you very much.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Alright Sir Jimmeh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

PAEDOLOLS!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

all i need is a couple of DNA samples and a healthy female ovum

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

This is just crazy enough to work

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

get danny devito and arnie on the phone

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Well, you won't get one of those from me : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

that's ok, i just need to swab your quim

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)

And they say romance is dead

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I can't imagine that chat up line EVER fails

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

It's right out of Malc's playbook
or is it Tricky? I forget.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

malc's a player
tricky's a div
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

knees round your ears
would you like me to stick a party popper up there for your bloke's next special occasion?
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Best not.
At his age the shock might kill him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Or one of those blowers that unravels and makes a noise

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)

The weirdest drink I ever had
was with a friend of a friend. We got on well initially, but she fancied me and I was just there to make a new friend. It all got very awkward very quickly and ended with several unpleasant text messages. I haven't spoken to her since.

Shame really, aside from the lack of attraction she was good fun.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

A mate when I was young used to drink Cherry B and Barley Wine
mixed, like.

It tasted like cough medicine for half a glass and then you lost your ability to taste anything. After a couple the ability to stand upright started to disappear too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Legendary Winchester punk 'Bod' invented 'Sherrydown' in the 80s.
No prizes for guessing its ingredients.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Just the smell of that would make me hurl
even though I did go through a stage of drinking pints of Newcastle Brown with brandy in
.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Ewww.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Students *tsk *
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Pernod and black
when I was at school.
Or pina colada when I was old enough to know better.

I read that story yesterday and I thought, 'she's going to be the new Leah Betts'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)

A bottle full of ash and fag ends, it was fucking grim
today has been tedious
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Today has, certainly, been WTN.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I'll have to agree you B3thy
How's Weston today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Still hideously burnt, I expect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I thought I get at the very least a half-hearted LOL from someone for this, I can't lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

you did, but it didn't register as far as the computer, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Half hearted lol
or a small cricket ripple. You choose.

(I did at first think of the pier, tbh)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Worst ice cream flavour ever

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Bit crunchy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I thought he meant Simon, myself.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Wet and miserable
like an angry wank.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)

lol
The rain here isn't even rain, it's just very thick cloud and I have no brolly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

We've got that stupid useless drizzle that you can't even see
but you get soaked anyway.
It's well bent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Should have been at Liverpool St Station last thursday
They were GIVING THEM AWAY.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I heard there was some fat bloke elbowing grannies out of the way to keep them all to himself.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i heard he was a beardy nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I heard that one by one his internet critics were brutally murdered

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I heard they'd like to see him try.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

t's just 'm
cloud
brolly penis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)

This thread is fast becoming a rip-snorter!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Well thank God there's a thread expert on hand to grade it for those less able.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

The LOLs are testing through the roof on this one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Oh come ON. I'm doing my best :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)

There, there.
You're very funny, dear.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

nice fake pandering

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Wh-h-aaat????
Fake?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I KNEW IT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I told youir mum toi keep her mouth shut!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

trying to get in on TH's thunder
:(
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I prefer 'stepping up the newly-raised bar' myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)

stepping up the newly-raised bar slipping into small boys
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Aaaaanndd the bar crashes to the floor.
#wtn
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)

oh, naked ape

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)

He's still got it!!!
By which I mean 'internet access' :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Haha
Actual real life chuckle at this one
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)

This is a thread of highs and lows.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:28, Reply)

It's seriously Bi-LOLar

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm nicking that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

:D

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

well that's fucked it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)

ping up the newly raised bar
+ hanie from Lazytown
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

How's that? Too much?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Cue endless "I'm Sportacus!" posts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

MUCH better.
See if only Nakers wasn't worse than himself, he could have come up with that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Is this thread worth reading?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

What're you up to on the weekend?
EDIT no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)

This weekend coming?
Likely to be 'in the north' - why do you ask?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Lusty had some waqqqi idea about going down Briz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:53, Reply)

*insert lollarious oral sex joke here*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:55, Reply)

That's "briss"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:56, Reply)

You'd know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I told you not to speak with your mouth full.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)

*titters*
Oy gavolot, vhot schmucks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Wasting my time, already. Time is money, hurry up!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Get the calamaris on, always a crowd pleaser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:17, Reply)

The weekend after would be better!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Because I am in York

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:07, Reply)

You going to visit dozer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Mrs unlikely to have that.
Seeing as how it's a bit weird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:09, Reply)

No.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)

No

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Dawn Penn lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Hardly.
You should totally start a new one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

None of these are lies
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/food/crunchy/three-cocktails-to-avoid/

The unknown foreign booze found in a barn is true, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Quitter!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:27, Reply)

uh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:36, Reply)