uh huh, because everyone posting here like the voice of reason
has never ever ever been upset by words posted on the internet, never called a waaaaaaaaahmbulance, never run to a mod like a whinging little pissflap?

as if!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've never reported anyone to a mod, and I've had plenty of reason too.
no upset online either. b3ta is for saying silly things and calling people names.
shit tits
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

the problem with you
is that underneath a whole heap of cuntitude...

.... if you look really carefully.....

.... lies a whole heap of cunt.

xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

typical lawyer, always with the romantic claptrap.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

She tried to show me her claptrap once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

did you hold your breath?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

he should be so lucky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Yeah, lucky.
When are you taking me out for a drink again?

Have you heard from twerp yet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

i don't know, when do you want to go?
yes. hmmm!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Next week?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

*Minogues*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

is that a verb?
imagine if all celebrities had their own verb.

*saviles*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

(barrymores)

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

exactly
it's like being offended cos someone is drinking alcohol in a pub.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

fuckin muzzas
SPORT ARE TROOPS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

and yet
somehow, someone is always banging the 2.0 drum, or pestering the mods because someone made them waaaaaaaah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

yes, dull shitcunts who should fuck off to mumsnet.
don't like b3ta? unable to cope with lolmeanz? fuck the fuck off you pathetic prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

exactly
or preferably have a massive meltdown. unintentional LOLZ.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

i'm a good little boy
i don't get into, cause or make myself the victim of any trouble whatsoever.

in fact, i'm almost as popular as anotherwanker
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I don't know what's going on in the world anymore Quince
I used to think I had it all sewn up, but I just don't get it anymore.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

according to wikipedia it's against the law here to imagine the death of a monarch
i'm definitely not imagining skull-fucking liz to death with a bollard right now
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm imagining her being eaten by swans.
SWEET REVENGE BITCH. HONK.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Is that not like the one about shooting Welshmen with a longbow within the walls of Chester?
I.e. no longer the law.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

NOT ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA
ARE YOU CALLING JULIAN ASSANGE A LIAR, YOU PRICK?
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

He's Wikileaks, not Wikipedia
and though he's a self-aggrandising narcissist of the highest order, that doesn't necessarily mean he's a liar.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

oh yeah well you're the founding member of Wikipaeds

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

that's like a double joke cos you said "member"
hur hur!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

How can it be illegal to imagine something?
What a world
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

And what if I imagine a world where it IS legal?
This is making my brain hurt.
I might have to go for a lie down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

It's ok
All I need to do is imagine you starting to think about it, then becoming distracted by the doorbell. It's UPS with a package for nexct door, but they're not in so if you could sign for it and I'll drop a note through their door, that would be great, thanks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I hate it when they do that.
I don't want to take responsibility for the fat woman next door's catalogue clothing.
Of course, I could never actually say that to the delivery guy. I always smile and say "Sure, no problem", even though it is a massive problem to me and doesn't he realise how terrified I am of interacting with my neighbours?
Sometimes, if I have seen his delivery van first, I pretend not to be in either.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I've still got a package in my porch
for next door. It's been there for about 2 weeks. Problem is, it's something I don't really want, otherwise I'd keep it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Why don't these people order decent stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

We had a large box of wine delivered for a house 3 doors down who i never speak to,
I have decided it is their responsibility to come and ask for it. If they have not done so within the month, I'm going to drink it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)

YES

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I know!!!
Weirdly, I had a dream that we opened the package and it was the popular board game 'Operation'. I was annoyed because we already have that game.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

STOP IMAGINING US DOUBLE TEAMING HER MADGE

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Chinese fingercuffs?
Or one up the front, one up the back?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

i'd like to think we're all upright, so i can hold you both

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'd like that
I like to be held
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

as she's quite small we could probably hug over her head

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

The more I imagine it
The more it seems like a great idea
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

but if you will have numerous accounts
you will split your popularity and adulation into pieces, anotherquentin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

i don't have any other accounts
this is my only one i have left
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

you are anotherwanker
anotherwanker is you

i have it on TOP SECRET EXCELLENT AUTHORITY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

then you or they are a liar
anotherwanker is rory, he is conspicuous by his absence, and his brilliance
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

4EVAINRHARTS
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1753333
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

when i questioned it
i was told that even if i disputed the IT evidence, i should look at the nature of comment, the deliberate wakki misspellings, etc.

it's ok to be a schizo. there's plenty of room here for both of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

how is there IT evidence?
has a mod checked?

honest, if it was me i'd own up, i like the guy
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

i do feel kind of like he took my schtick a bit, but i don't even mind

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

wow, well played columbo. you even did the "one last thing" bit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Aren't we all just another wanker?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

you sure are
lol
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh YOU!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

totally didn't mean it, you're alright

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

xxx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

wanker

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1753944
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

i hate when people do that
it's well lazy
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Only wankers do it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1753971
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Lazy wanker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Never

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

what, never?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

No, neveeeerrrrrr.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Well, hardly ever.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I forgot that, despite myself, i really rather like HMS Pinafore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c548RjB8jzQ&feature=relmfu
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Three cheers!
and one more.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)