Weekend plans!!!!
I can't believe that it's Friday and no one has asked about any weekend plans yet.
Is no one doing anything?
Tonight is record night for me.
I want to go to the Supersonic Festival tomorrow night, but I'm broke.
Sunday, I'm taking little tangle to a gig.
Tell us all the mundane details of your weekend.

Alt: I want to buy the Eccentronic Research Council's LP, but can't justify it this side of pay day. I hope there is still stock by then.
This isn't really a question, but if anyone wants to buy it for me, gaz me yeah?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:19, 128 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've been invited/arm twisted to go to the pub tonight, but I'm knackered.
And I've got wine and stout at home. So I might just go for one.

tomorrow nothing, Sunday, my housemate has invited people over to play the Game of Thrones board game, so i'll be roped into that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

How is your stout?
In my teens I used to make a dry Irish stout from a kit from Boots, which most of the time was delicious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)

It's nice, I think I should have put more priming sugar in though as it's not very fizzy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Do you add other things to alter the flavours of your brews, or do you just stick to a kit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Mostly just stick to the kit but I've added honey and various different sugars rather than just normal stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Supposed to be goign to the pub tonight
as somebody from work that I don't know very well is leaving. However, because I don't know him very well, I probably won't. Plus a couple of people will be going which could make things lolawkward if I go too.

The rest of the weekend will be looking for hotels probably. Except for a family thing tomorrow in which we're apparently going to be discussing what we're doing for Christmas. As I expect I'll be stranded in Germany following a break down, I may just tell them to do it all on New Year's.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)

by "lolawkward" do you mean, "I slept with them both and they found out and now they're pissed at me"?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I'd be pissed off if I'd slept with Kronley

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I'd be pissed off if you slept with me, too.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)

They haven't found out.
Well, one of them knows. It's all a little bit complicated so I'm taking what I like to refer to as "the manly hero's way out".
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

manly hero's French
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Are you implying that you have carnal knowledge of more than one attendee at this work bash?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

They sit opposite each other

( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Nice one!
Way to alienate your co-workers!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I'm all about the company ink

( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I"m moving tomorrow. They're putting staff in my unit so I have to move into another one.
I'm moving up two flights of stairs to the next unit. And then on sunday I'm going to the Geelong Show with a friend. I scored free tickets.

You could ask them to put a copy aside and put a deposit on it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

This?
www.royalgeelongshow.com.au/

You are supposing that there is an actual record shop I could walk into to make such a request?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Yup! that's the one.
I'm gonna go to the animal section and play with the lambs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)

putting "staff" into your "unit"?
You filthy minx.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

this weekend i'm going to attempt to smash felix bumgardner's world record
but without a parachute
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I'm rooting for you, Q

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

world record back doors in
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

he'll have to make a very accurate re-entry without a parachute

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)

They train for it in the space programme
all those remote docking procedures.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Fucks sake, should I have asked you all about your lunch or something?
Thing is, I don't really want to know about that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I'm off to the pub with my mate Rob tonight (non-ginger non-nonce)
Tomorrow I am getting a haircut and then looking after the kids as the missus is out, so I'll drink wine and watch The Walking Dead
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)

more renovation lols
And going through records.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I'm going to shout at some foxes.
might smash the fuck of out the garden some more.
dunno, what the fuck is it to you cuntface?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

you're such a smooth talker
Plus dreamy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

8====D

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

oh babygirl that's so hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)

1/10 poor show

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I'm building a file on you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)

you fucking perv.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Get your rat out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I will be attempting to get up the A1 in less than eleventy hours tonight.
And enjoying the sights and sounds of Dozerville this weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

You're going to be like a pig in shit, in York.
All those pubs...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

there are about 300.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

If the weather's shite, I've got my Greggs hat, bebbeh!
I was so taken by 'swipes bender's hat that I got myself one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

if you like beer
You must go to the York Tap. In the station, platform 4.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Noted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I've driven up to York a couple of times.
On the way back the first time, my car didn't want to leave so badly that it lunched its own gearbox in an effort to make me stay.

Although I was driving past Nottingham at the time, maybe it just exploded in horror.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I am leaving at 4pm, I reckon it'll take 5 hours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)

sounds about right.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Yeah, if you drive like my granmaw

( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)

It's just sheer weight of numbers.
I am going M11, A14, A1. Steer clear of North London, Watford M25.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Cool story bro.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)

And then I threw a 4 and a 2.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

he's just sooooo dreamy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

you should totally go B3321 then B4432, then a bit on the D4 and round the hunstanton corkscrew

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Don't talk to me about hunstanton corkscrew.
FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)

2 laptops and a pc to fix
That's about it, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

have you been dumped too, AA?

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I'm going camping, and then I hope I'll get to whizz across the top of the eden project on a little wire

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Camping in this weather will be....challenging.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I say camping, it's in a caravan
and there's a telly so I wont miss merlin
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

The Thick of It is on as well
although now MP's keep talking about it, I'm tempted to stop watching it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)

It's jumped the shark

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Or it might have done
I've never seen it myself so I wouldn't know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)

It's not as funny as Boris.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Oh that guy is hiLARious. Wouldn't it be sof funny if he was prime minister
he'd be meeting foreign leaders and he'd be all like "What, what? WHo are you? Are we supposed to be having tea or are you the cleaner?" Oh man, that would totally be the funniest thing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Well it worked for Reagan

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

And after you have set THE CAPITALISTS straight
you can point at a dog turd and say "You see that?" "That's you that is." "That's you speaking at your best".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

do you sort of chuckle in a smug knowing way when you watch it?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)

that's the only way I chuckle.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I heard you look at your girlfriend while you do it and nod to indicate that you got the joke
while she looks a bit confused and then you tilt your head to one side and ask "Did you get that?" and then you explain why it was funny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I'd keep getting distracted by the nipple tassles.
I don't know how he manages.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

He has very poor long distance vision.
That's why he wears such thick glasses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Phew!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)

A quiet family weekend before I head off to Poland for a couple of weeks.
Saturday: gardening & possibly meeting up with a B3tan for a quick beer,
Sunday: going to Speakers Corner to listen to the nutters, then cooking a magnificent roast.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Two rib beef roast?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I'm thinking grouse, depends on what the farmers market have got.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Pfft. If you're going to do something like that get a goose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I do want to try the goose recipe you told me about.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

The whisky?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Don't drink spirits, apart from gin a couple of times a year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'm going to do pretty much fuck all other than finish my shift and then snuggle up under my Magic Internet Duvet of Comforting, Whisky, Honey Lemon and Hot Water+1 and read some Moriarty And The Hound Of The D'Urbervilles before coughing myself to sleep
I've been MANFLUED up for a fucking WEEK AND A HALF now.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

gaylord
sort yourself out, man
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Still at work RIGHT NOW, you bumboy.
I'm more manly than you even DREAM of.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Warm port and brandy with 1000mg of pain killer for 4 hours cough free.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Nah. Whisky, honey, lemon juice and hot water FTW.
That and snuggling with a good penguin.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

HIV has an initial fluey stage, have you been with any penguins lately without a parachute?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

:O
Oh man, I've got penguin-AIDS.
:(
sadtimes eely.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'm going dancing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I'm in the mood

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

oh dear, great minds.......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Or not, as it seems
Afternoon all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Romancing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

BOKKO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I do so love a Friday pub visit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

You will do when you're doing 5 to 10 for being Savile's fluffer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

This makes no sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Nazi prison guard defence.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Damn those sexy Jews

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I never had the need for a fluffer.

(Legless is a prick., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Now or then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

No gazzes from people wanting to buy me that record yet :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i thought you already had a record?

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Clean as a whistle, me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Boring.
Tonight: Going to see paranormal Activity 4

Tomorrow: Going out and getting leathered

Sunday: praying to the porcelein God and willing time back before Monday starts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)