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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah that's quite enough of that I'd say.
Recommend something.

* Yes ha ha OK hee hee I'll follow your recommendation to oh ho delete my ha ha account zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Alt: warn against something.

* Yes ha ha OK hee hee I'll follow your warning never to tee hee post on here again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:53, 23 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I recommend holidays in the UK.

I warn against 'darkies'.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Edgy.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I'm so edgy Bono keeps offering me guitar work
/ac
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I recommend bacon
I warn against eating yellow snow.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Fucking hell monty.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Hard times, brah.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Totes.
I've just had the postman turn up on fancy dress. Shouldn't be allowed.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Jesus wept.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
My postie wears fancy dress all the time
I'M SAYING HE DRESSES LIKE A FUCKING TRAMP
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I recommend drinking tea through a kitkat chunky straw
I don't recommend drinking the little bits of soggy wafer that end up in the tea dregs
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
You can also use a tim tam if you happen to be in australia, or Tesco.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
*Other sanitary products are also available.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I heartily recommend the latest album I bought
1612 Underture, by The Eccentronic Research Council. It is very good and should win prizes.

Alt: Beware the Ides of March
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I reccommend that latest album I bought
One Day Remains by Alter Bridge. It is very good.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Not 100% sure about those chaps.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
They are a bit white men with guitars for Dozer.
But I like them.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Cool pose

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
why are they standing like that?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
SHART

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1771429
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
They're all pricks?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
YMCA

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Is there a picture of your band?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Yes there is.
Neither of us are standing like that though.
In fact, neither of us are standing.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I didn't mean the band you were in
I meant teh badn you had mentioned above. I thought we were doing that playground thing where because you don't like something I like I have to say that something you like is shit to make up for it as it's not possible for two people to have differing opinions about things like bands or literature.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Oh yeah, soz. Er... the bands I like are good and the bands you like are shit.
ERC look pretty cool though:


(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Sweet dreams are made of this

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Yeah, she's holding some aspargus and the guy n the left is the Unabomber

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)
The guy on the left mastered my band's album.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Did you ask him to?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I paid him to do it.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I really want an omnichord (??)
that weird thing on the right. They're really cool.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
autoharp?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)
An electronic one.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnichord
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)
I seeeee..........

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Admittedly not as good as the otamatone.
An achingly beautiful instrument.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
#toomuchtimewithCrow

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)
These guys love their vintage synths:
thebowlinggreen.tumblr.com/gear
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
My parents friend's brother is in Alter Bridge.
I've never met him.

True story.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Which one is he?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
idunno

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I dunnup who?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
He's 'Bridge'

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Aaaah, the Yoga expert of the group

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Card

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
While I trust your taste implicitly and without question.
I hate them based on nothing more than the shitty album and band name.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
It really is very good.
What's not to love about a 12 chapter sound poem based of the mistreatment and memory of the Pendle Witches?
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I'm sorry, but if you're only going to buy one concept album based on the memory of mistreated Witches this month, buy this one:
www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2012/10/22/darren-hayman-and-the-long-parliament-the-violence-fortuna-pop/
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
It seems they're all at it.
I am also releasing a concept album, not about the memory of mistreated witches though.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I recommend my breakfast show with Gaby Roslin on BBC Radio London 94.9fm.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I'd recommend XCom, I have never been so angry at a computer game.
I like it.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I got angry at Blood Bowl because it cheats

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
It's like that in Xcom,
I know it's perfectly possible for three 80% chance to hit shots to miss in a row. I just don't like it when it happens.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I've missed a 95% hit probability from four squares away
whilst behind hard cover only to get sniped from across the map by a Thin Man the next turn.

It's got some form of pseudo-random number generator on it. Those percentages are not accurate.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)
How many times out of 100 did that happen though
Are you perhaps guilty of confirmation bias?
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Rather more than 5% of the time, for definite.
Though I will admit to not being scientific about it.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is how seriously some geeks took it.
forums.2kgames.com/showthread.php?167396-Demystifying-the-XCOM-Enemy-Unknown-Psuedorandom-Number-Generator
the RNG is "ok"
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I recommend beetroot juice as an aternative to tomato juice in a Bloody Mary.
Though I suppose it's not a Bloody Mary then.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
That's all good and well
but I can't recall ever seeing beetroot juice for sale anywhere.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
It goes brown fairly quickly I think.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
nahhhh, it's alright.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
That's because it's not usually next to beer in the shops.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
No, it's because SHUT UP YEAH?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Oooooh, I know SOMEBODY who's not getting any tonight.




Most of /OT hahaha.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
*raises hand*

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I had venison stew with beetroots on Monday.
I'd recommend that.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Beetroot is a much underused vegetable.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Roasted with chilli and balsamic vinegar

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
A Bloody Messy?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I recommend The Warriors soundtrack LP
I warn against 'Seriously Strong Cheddar' which about as seriously strong as Amorous Badger.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
this^
Seriously meh
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Like Black Crackerbarrel.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I preferred their 2nd album

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Send the Buggers Back?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Was that not Monty's?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
i walked with a zombie was just on
it was alright
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Roky Erickson is a fucking wizard.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
that bela lugosi one is on now
no singing, seems a bit weird
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
singing now, sounds very 'bowie'

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
He was a shameless Bowie joey.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
turned it off, 9 minutes of cyberwank bowie shite

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Are you going to listen to the one I said?
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)
It's v spooky and goth,
Their only really decent record if you ask me.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I recommend SkyFall
I warn against eating too much spicy pizza. My arse needs condemned, and not in a Nick/David double-teamy way
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I recommend "band practice" off one's girlfriend/wife.
I warn against farting whilst she's doing it.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I don't know what that is but it sounds entertaining

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Man on all fours. Girl behind licking your butthole with a hand between your legs tossing you off.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
All seems a bit complicated

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Spoken like a true married man.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
The idea of having my ring licked
turns me cold.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Yeah, she could at least eat your shit

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
And every woman walking the earth.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Can't say I blame them.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
DAMN RIGHT!
oh...
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Now I've got that avril lavign song "Why's it gotta be complicated" song stuck in my head.
And I'm picturing myself in that possition with her and all I'm thinking is that she had better brush her teeth before I give her a snog after.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)
AKA 'The Rusty Trombone'

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Correct-a-mundo.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I wish I could unread this.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
She stuck a flute up his pussy.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I thought that practice was banned

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Who got it out of you in the end?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Ze Chermanns

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
The hospital.
I was like that ghurka in the news the other week. I went in to have my tonsils checked as I had a sore throat, the doctor saw something glinting back there and BOOM! I was in the tabloids.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
You want to get some Cillit Bang on those.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
*farts like James Galway*

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Dairy Milk Oreo bar
Alt: Plastic Bertrand. Didn't sing any of his songs apparently.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Alt: I have read this also

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I got someone else to

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I recommend working for yourself.
Alt: I warn against the crippling poverty and immense stress this causes.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I also recommend NOT working out how much money you spend each month
*shivers*
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I warn against Marmite chocolate at Christmas.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I warm YM's chocolate starfish for Christmas

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I warn against the 'goat raisins' which you find all over the place on farms.
They're not really raisins YEAH THANKS A LOT DAD. Worst holiday ever.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
lolling heartily at this

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)
I'm nominating for POTD here
Still giggling
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Glad to be of service

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Poo of the day?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I'm on my 3rd now, thanks

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I warn against marmite at any time.
It's fucking rank.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)
WRONG

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Your FACE is wrong

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Well durr

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I recommend not parking even slightly illegally anywhere in Enfield
I warn you not to park even slightly illegally anywhere in Enfield.

Fucking traffic cameras.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
What did you do?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
He parked slightly illegally somewhere in Enfield.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)
THATS WHAT YOU THINK!
Actually, you're right.

Annoyingly I was parked with my right rear wheel on a bit of pavement. The pavement finished about 30cm past my wheel. And this was on a minor road at 9.30pm.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Fuck me - a traffic camera got you for that?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Yep.
I can't really complain, I was parked very slightly in contravention of the law, but it's still fucking annoying given that I know that just around the corner there were about 5 cunts parked on double yellows.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
You're nothing but a common criminal.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Parked legally in Guildford
and got a ticket from a man.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I see

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
He 'tried a little Freddie'

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
*is brown*
*is blue*
*is violet sky*
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Oh, you cunt.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Gosh
Battered's post onm the top of the popular page looks well pedo out of context...
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I believe that was 'the joke' when people clicked it.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I can't speak for anybody else,
but that was certainly my thought process.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Worked well then. :)

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)
It's my birthday today !
I'm about to go out and swap my PS Vita and stuff for a Google Nexus 7.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
oh my god happy birthday babez!
I'm going to rush right over to facebook so I can tell you happy birthday there as well!
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Cheers love !

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Happy birthday, Gonz.
I don't understand the rest of your post.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I think they're galaxies in the 'Star Trek universe' or something

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Blade Runner, please

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Thanks man.
Swapping a playstation for another tablet-computer thingggy.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Surely you of all people do not need *more* tablets

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Bit rich, coming from you.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)
lol, good joke about him being poor there, too

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)
:o(

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Happy birthday Gonz

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Thanks man =D

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Happity Bithiday.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Cheers Dude !

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Let me know how it is, I'm thinking of getting one for christmas.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)
A birthday?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Will do, deffo.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
did you not like the vita?
the games seem a bit thin on the ground
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
That's exactly the reason why, and I'm not that much of a gamer and I found I only used it for watching video.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Happy birthday Gonz
Good luck on swapping your feminine hygiene product for a Google.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I'll have one whole google please.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I didn't even know Googles came individually packaged.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Happy birthday Gonz!
The Nexus 7 is well brill. No flash though, but you can patch it on, or at least you could in the summer.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
YOU?
Is it really you??????
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It is indeed.
I am here because I need to write a presentation to give tomorrow and I don't want to.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
It's people finding things that they DO want to do that is ruining this place.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I see.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)
omg lampers.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
STOP KRONEY 2012!!!

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
All you people with lives outside the internet
are killing this place. Stop it. Tnx.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)
It is well brill. I have flash on mine
So via Firefox I can stream plenty of prons
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Sweet ! I'm not really bothered about flash, but it'll be cool to have an Android device for developing

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I recommend someone starts a new thread
I warn against starting a shit one
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)
I was thinking about it.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Don't think, my darling....DO!!!!!

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I recommend Love and Kisses by Danni Minogue
I warn against You'll Never Stop Me Loving You by Sonja
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

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