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MAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Alt: SP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I am so so so so so so so borrrrrrred.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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This should get the conversation flowing again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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Make me laugh, Cavers.Make me cry.
Just END THE TEDIUM.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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nothing i can doWe have now all sunk into the mire of apathy and routine from which no one can escape
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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Start a Custard Apple Ring party Cavy!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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i need someone with custard to throw at a ringI've got apples. So many apples
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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A decent pear too, I'll wager(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Peroni lunches FTWAfternoon cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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i had 3 grolschrather than peroni. am now pissed at my desk
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zulu eh?, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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I needed another one TBHStupid work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1773803
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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You should do all your posts in the form of a 'rap song'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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That would make them...Too good to be forgotten
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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JI-JAY IS HERE, EVERYONE!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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yo Double J!!!!WORD UP brah.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Just waiting for the weekend, you know the deal.Everyone wants to be me, JJ. Men want to be me, women want to be with me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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I'm in the futureand it's not looking too bad from here, although I have to work this weekend :-(
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I wish I did,but what's with the MB fanclub? I know you're superfly and all that, but still, it's quite the endorsement.
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No, but I do have trainers that tie up on their own,and a jacket that dries itself.
What's been going on over here then?
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I've got the shitsThats been the big story of the week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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nah, couple of days, my shit smells like the worst kind of dog turds(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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that's not very nice is it chompyif you and darth can kiss and make up then why can't we be friends?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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Victoria Beckham has claimed she was abused by Jimmy Saville at BBC HQhe denies all charges claiming he was in Brooklyn at the time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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Right, fuck this.I'm going home.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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Is home whever you lay your organic wattle and daub hat?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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We're not even married yet and already you are trying to control me.The wedding is off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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Right,so first I get dumped by my record label and now my 'faithful' partner leaves me. Give me the third bit of bad news.
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oh HO.There's NO WAY that's just a shit Michael Jackson joke given a new spin. NO WAY.
My brother sent me: 'I bet Gary Glitter wishes he’d asked Jim to fix it instead of PC World’
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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ditto 5/7re the pippa middleton book - why do people care...
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zulu eh?, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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They've been reading bits out onbreakfast radio, it's pretty funny in it's utter banality and obviousness.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:32,
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I read that as 'BBC News Quiz of the week' so I didn't bother with it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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I suppose you're not bothered about this either?www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/shows/shows/sorry_i_havent_a_clue_dec12
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4/7i was mostly guessing.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:31,
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Tonight should be funOne of the lads has invited another one out who was sacked for throwing a punch at yet another one
Man, this makes me sound like Q
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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What will Malc and Tricky get up to next, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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*brings all the mongs to the yard*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:20,
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Single ticket to Waqqqistan, please(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:20,
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That was actually taken this afternoon in our office TRUFAX
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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You poor man.I genuinely thought you must have Googled 'wacky office twat'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:25,
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Oh man, my brain hurts.I've been at a meeting at Canary Wharf, with a bunch of cunts on the crossrail station project. Now I have to write the minutes. Instead of that I thought I'd come here for a skive. What's new?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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I fucking hate writing minutes, luckily I'm far too important to have to do it anymore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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Well Mr Lardy-da gunner Naked Ape, I'm not too important.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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I didn't know you were northern.(I don't know what you are)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:16,
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Fuck all bruv. It's well shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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Quite so.That was a fucking farce.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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I might watch part two of teh Derren brown Apocolypse thing tonight, anyone else see it last week?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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Yes, it was brilliant!!!You should DEFFO watch it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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+notThe bloke was a fucking actor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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No he isn't there's a video on youtube of the actor standing next to the guy and saying "I'm an actor, he's not we just look alike"(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
*scores a goal for germany*I MADE A FOOTBALL JOKE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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Stair/clogzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:18,
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SO DID I!!!!I'M SUCH A 'GOONER'!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:18,
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If it is, there's no mention of it on his website:www.michael-ballack.com/?101A1A2A100
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:18,
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Seriously though, don't.That piece of shit wanker is a load of fucking bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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Look into my eyes, not around the eyesetc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:15,
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dERREN WOULD WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HIS BROWN EYE*and by look I mean lick
*caps lock on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:16,
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Apple have been right cunts about thiswww.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/02/apple_uk_samsung_apology/
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Apple? Cunts?Not two words normally found in association with eash other!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:30,
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i wouldn't want an apple in my cunt(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:33,
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I thought you were after a porking?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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well they do say apple and pork go together well(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:35,
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something something mouth something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:36,
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I am in the mood to get wankered this evening.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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As am II fear it will be messy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:32,
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Fucking hellHe wanks like Sting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:33,
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Every stroke you takeEvery gurn you make
I'll be watching you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:37,
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Oh can't you seeYou've come over me
And your poor cock aches
With every stroke you take
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