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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bought a couple of presents already
Need to find out what the fuck my sister wants though.

Looking forward to not seeing my family on Christmas Day, going to be a lazy one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, 52 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Seeing to

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Fuck off Bert
find out what the
wants
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
A good shoeing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
a fucking HUGE black dildo.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
You get a lazy one when you see your family?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Proper lol here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
No, I don't see my family on Christmas day.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
A 30 min voucher with me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
+ or 5 loads of jew jizz, whichever comes first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
a new brother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
to fucking shut up with her awful Northern accent that's like nails down a blackboard?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
A signed copy of Neil Buchanan's autobiography?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
I WANTS THAT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
a hug from her mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
a threesome with daphne and celeste.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
a copy of katy perry's "I kissed a girl"

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Someone to push her prolapsed anus back in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
*volunteers*
*dons glove*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Don was asking where his gloves were.
You're worse than Barry you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Bulsara?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
No, I went of my own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

of in
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
a macoroni picture of Barry Gibb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
1300ft of steel cable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
A public toilet from the 1980's
with a big pile of bangers and mash in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
a gift voucher for comet

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
a jesus jones lp

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I Doubt this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
A giant wall mounted "swatch watch"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
a commando comic

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Warlord was marginally better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
With an honourable mention to Victor.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Loads of great suggestions here
Yet not one reply.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
he really is a selfish bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
And a terrible lover.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You've got to let it go stunner, or you'll never love again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
It hurts, Nakers. I can't pretend it doesn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Try some lube?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Just keep applying the cream and it should clear up sooner or later.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
A giant photo of Paul Ross printed onto canvas

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
If you are going to buy one printed canvass this year, make it Paul Ross'. Five stars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
He gave her that last year.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
a nice big picture of yourself, for her to hang on the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
A Dead or Alive picture disc but not of their main song, a followup that barely grazed the neither regions of the Top 40.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
the 99/00 F1 season review on vhs.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
And the "Smeg ups" from "Season" 3 of Red Dwarf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
that was a classic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
a bible, with the bits about not being a whore underlined.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
And the plucky Scotsman takes the gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Police academy boxset on Laserdisc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
days of thunder on vhs

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
tweed knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
A dove-grey blouson style jacket from Clock House at C&A

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
this kwality christian lifestyle book
www.amazon.co.uk/Spank-Spouse-Avoid-Divorce-ebook/dp/B0074CBDM6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352284213&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
A brace of flourescent green 'Bros' sweatbands

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
A caravan holiday in Scarborough with a well-known and much-loved celebrity marathon runner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
rory mcgrath presents more own goals & gaffs DVD

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
The security tapes from Tom Cruise's house from when he had Katie Holmes in custody.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
A catering size tub of Canasten

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Worst. Dinner. Ever.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
a signed cool runnings vhs, from the surviving cast.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
My missus genuinely likes that film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I like it how the guy has an egg.
i like eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
a picture of you winking and touching your nipple, a question mark written on it in lipstick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
The DVD box set of David Icke's speeches.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Legend, by Clannad on cassette

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Japanese Boy by Anneka on 7 inch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Treasure Hunt was better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
a family ness colouring book.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
A 'cassingle' of Diamond Lights by Hoddle and Waddle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I'm sure this is hilarious if you know who that is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
The 1983 Look-In annual

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
A dinner date with Nik Kershaw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
An AA date with Andy Kershaw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Hellor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Hic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Hardest Manxman in the world.
He'll do you and your ugly bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
'I'm the hardest man on the island'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Yeah, in the boys shower.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
a "monster high" make up set

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
A Big Trak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
A 'Jimbo and the Jet Set' duvet cover and pillowcase pack

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Just to stop her complaining
www.amazon.co.uk/Easy-Recipes-Sweet-Sauce-ebook/dp/B007YUKZH2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352285102&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
77p seems a bit steep.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
A Memorex C-90 with 'Electro 6' on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

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