Cheese on toast.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I fucking LOVE cheese on toast.
If you spread the bread with ketchup (ideally St John and Dolly's hot tomato sauce) before adding the cheese, then put Lea & Perrins on the top before grilling, you have yourself a taste sensation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

INXS' ill fated follow up single?

( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

No, that was
"Hanging on Heaven's Door"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

oh HO!
It's been great on here today Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I imagine it has.
I have been very busy Monty, very busy indeed. How are you? And how is your missus?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Pretty good ta, she has the day off the looky dook.
I cannot believe you weren't here for Che Grimsdale's flounce.

How's you and yours?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

All good, nothing untoward has happened recently
I had an excellent bonfire night and managed to kick two peoples wing mirrors clean off.

Is there a link to Che Grimsdales flounce?

Also, wasn't Che Grimsdale someone elses nom de plume?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

why did you kick off peoples wing mirrors?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Is this some Bonfire Night tradition I'm not aware of?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It is for me.
Every year twats decide to park right across the pavement on a blind hill near my parents house, so to get into tow you have to walk along the road.

So every year I knock as many wing mirrors as I can.

On the way into town I just hit them with my hands, but once I'm drunk on the way home I kick them instead.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)

It passive agressive vigilante justice, because he is too scared to deal with the matter properly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It's just another euphemism like 'smashing the back doors in' I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Was it you who kicked my wing mirror off last year on Bonfire Night?
You cunt
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Did you park entirely across the pavement of an unlit street forcing people to walk in the road and have to dodge cars?
If so, you deserved it.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1776658
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Good vigilante justice there, causeing potentially hundreds of pounds of damage for a parking violation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Yep, I take a lot of pride in my work.
I hope your tofu lunch makes you choke and you have to grab an ethically sourced unbleached cotton napkin to dap your lips.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I'd have you up on criminal damage charges if that was my car

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

You'll have to catch me in the act and produce some eyewitnesses
Your charges will never stick.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I parked at the far end of my street because of all the cunts who had driven to the firework display round the corner had parked in front of my house.
It was in a well-lit spot with plenty of room for pedestrians to pass.
For this I was rewarded with having my wing mirror kicked off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

They probably knew it was your car
and thought it was the least you deserved for being a vegetarian.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

WHERE WAS THIS RECOMMENDATION 15 MINUTES AGO WHEN I NEEDED IT?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I bet you can squeeze in a couple of extra slices.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

you should write a cookery book of recipes like this
you could call it "On the breadline, 101 ways to jazz up bread"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

'instant mash heavily diluted makes a *delicious* potato soup!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

hahahaha
drop in half a stock cube et voila, Chicken Soup!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I read that as "jizz on bread"
too much time on here.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

that's because you are a raging poofter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

no, pretty chilled today.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

that sounds fucking rank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

OK sorry
'If you spread the bread with ketchup (ideally St John and Dolly's hot tomato sauce) before adding the cheese, then put Lea & Perrins on the top before DEEP FRYING IT, you have yourself a taste sensation'

Better?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

no, you're fucking useless

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

needs moar batter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Yeah everyone knows bread, cheese and tomato don't go together don't they?
Urgh, disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

ketchup with cheese, you utter cretin.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You're right, what kind of IDIOT would pair a tomato sauce with CHEESE????
I mean FFS that's INCONCEIVABLE!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

tastes like shit.
you're an idiot.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Oh man I feel sad now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)

tell the Italians that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

well know in italy that, tomato ketchup on stuff.
fucking hell nakers, you really are a bent spastic.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I'm afraid that's not English.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

segaiolo

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

:o)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)