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Our Xmas lights are going on on Friday.The Wanted, Misha B and a video message from David Hasselhoff. What crap Crimbo stuff have you seen so far?
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So far today three threads about it.We're going to be spent come December.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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I am aware of Mr. Hasslehoff's work, but not the otherswhere abouts are you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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I hadn't heard of the other 2 either.Boy band and someone from the X Factor.
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Couple of houses round our way lit up like Santa's grotto since last month one doesn't even take them down at all.
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That's Roy Wood's house.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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it's always pikeys who put up all those ghastly decorations, must cost them a fortune in electricty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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They've all go flat screen tellys toothe government buys them with your taxes.
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If you look closely there's usually a wire running into the road up to a street light.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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You could use one like a toung scrapper in their vaginas.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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Oh Gonz. Really?Has it come to this?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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I think so =((((((My kitchen is looking well pucka at the moment, they're putting the doors'n'stuff on it today.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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I'm not sure exactly because there are times where we've been waiting for deliveries or for specialests (such as gas man) to come thorugh.But if I remember correctly, it got ripped out 3 mondays ago.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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I almost wept with joy when I cooked my first jacket potato at home in five years, yesterday.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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I got very inventive over the years.You can cook a pizza in a combination of frying pan and grill, you know. I first saw it on Jamie's 30 minute meals.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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so you boiled it?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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Yup.It's very healthy that way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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do the drawers have those little things that make them close quietly no matter how hard you try and slam them?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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one year i got clothes from my grandparents The clothes I'd left at their house over the summer
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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You ungrateful wretch.It's the thought that counts, you know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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Their own false teeth out of the glasses by their beds.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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A voucher for a trial stay at "Shady Oaks"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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A bible with all the bits about not being a whore underlined(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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Last of the Summer Wine boxsetand a petrol engined vibrator with five forward gears.
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His'n'hers 'God hates fags' tattoos(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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They got one of those last year.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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a cuddly toy(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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The Best of Dick Emery on vhs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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A 30 min sex with Gonz voucher(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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A complete set of Nat West pigs money boxes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1776973
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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1, 2, 3, 4 get with the wicked by richard blackwood on tape.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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a picture of kristine bitch punching a deer to death.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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A lifesize model of fiona bruce's feet made from gold flecked marble(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Psst, Nakers - over there ->(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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The first words little Nakers heard when he was born.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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sounds awesome.I wanted to be in a The Example tribute band with gonz but he said no :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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oh man, you could have been called E.G. cup(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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my team just took me out for a birthday lunchand gave me pink vodka and some very fancy chocolates as a present. fuck christmas, it's all about the birthday shizzle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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oh it's not todaywe just had the lunch today because everyone was around
but thanks
26 actually
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW RACHELSWIPE HAS A BIRTHDAY?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Happy bidet, arsewipe.So how was your slap-up Gregg's lunch? Pick up any men?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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well, your mum was busy doing your gf, so...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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it's okthey were watching that video of you doing stunned at the same time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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That's alright th...sorry, what?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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I'm harder than the guardian cryptic crossword right now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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another year where you didn't die of toxic shock syndrome.congrats!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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I'm gonna order this from moon pig right now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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the thick of it"you fucking human mooncup".
best. insult. ever.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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It's also nowhere near as good as it thinks it isand I am quite the fan of Armando Iannucci.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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i like it it makes me lolfor me that's enough, no need to get over excited either way. it does have some great lines though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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The laboured lolswearing becomes hugely tiresome after a while.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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The inquiry epsiode was very very good and didn't rely on lolswears at all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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It was good, for sure.Just not quite the 'wank material' people seem to think it is. I mean it's no 'The Two Ronnies' is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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TV comedy has been on a downward spiral since the death of Dustin Gee.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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When Gee died, British comedy also died.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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Sometimes it feels so close to what the truth might be it's scarey(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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Yes but you think the same about 'Dr Who', Nakers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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you know as well as I do that i don't fall into the sci-fi/gaming/warhammer fraternity on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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pasty fat-faced sweaties stroking their joysticks?urgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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That just makes my insult all the more offensive.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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i thought the only real gamers on here were kroney and psychokroney has an excuse because he works in IT
are there any others?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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Whilst I like "games" I don't think I play enough to make me a "gamer"But then again, you like "Gays" and you do enough for that to make you a "gaymer"
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gay guys are generallywell-dressed, well-scented, charming, funny and good-looking. gamers are... the exact opposite of all of the above.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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Sorry RS but wearing a Greggs hat in no way renders one 'well-dressed'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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it is harder and harder to tell you and stunned poster apart!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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Well I can't change my name back until some joker gives it back to me,so until then, 'soz'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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it's not geniusbut it has some truly LOL moments
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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have a nice chilled birthday songwww.youtube.com/watch?v=WTK6z5BkYCo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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ffs'THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH WILL NEVER DIE . THIS MUSIC SHALL NEVER DIE!!!!!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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Not my words, but the words of Top Gear Magazine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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WE'RE JEWISH YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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Once again I am utterly hypnotised by this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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What's that all about?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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