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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cheers up you bunch of misery guts.
When was the last time someone cheated on you?
How did it make you feel when you found out your favourite pet/family member died?
What makes you feel so pointless you want to kill yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:33, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you prick.
Just for AA and Monty, I dropped Ill Culinary Behaviour the other week. Peeps loved it yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
do you realise how much of a dick you sound like?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I can't tell as it makes no sense

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
could be worse
I COULD SOUND LIKE YOU!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
You do sound like him you Scotch flid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
what a dick thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
aye right ya bass

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I wish I could have a friendship like alexander armstrong and richard osman :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I'll be your dog.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
he's too orangey for crows

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
You cunt.
August. In case you'd forgotten.
Fucking gutted.
The fact that I trip up the stairs almost every goddamn time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
:D
see, now you can cheer the fuck up and get on with life.
let's get all this pain out in the open.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
will you be giving out hugs again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
once the pain has gone, the hugs can begin.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
only while wearing a suit made from your dead pet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
God Wilf would fucking LOVE this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
come now monty, you must have something to add.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
OK
I'd like to add that you are a bent flid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
so afraid of your emotions. sadtimes :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Pity he's still too monged out on last night's Lithium to be able to focus on the screen.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Never
my favouroite pet and family members are still alive
the amount of time I waste on here


Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
alright nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
alright mumpers
I can now dress my finger myself as it has healed enough
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
you fingering kids an all?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i'm too fat to catch the slippery little buggers
What's goin on in Glasgow today?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
murder

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Nice one Legless.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I AM REFERENCING QOTW 'LEGEND' LEGLESS WHILST POINTING OUT MMPS'S TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)




Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
The ZING is strong with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
totally meant it tho.
comedy words is lol
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Cheers up mate, we all make mistakes!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
totseses

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Exhilarated.
Aroused.
Answering questions on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
you're my fav one tangles. don't tell the others though.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I never kiss and tell.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
xxxxx

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Ex-girlfriend who spent just about our entire time together paranoid about me doing it
She now has twins to the lad who was my best mate.

Had to get our old dog put down due to cancerous tumour behind her eye. Not a good day

Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
JOY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
hahahahahahaha! oh man, there must be a heartbreaking story here.
do share!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
You want him to tell you about EastEnders?
Don't you get BBC1 in Scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
flubflubflubflubflubflub
that's the sound you make when you type.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You sued when 'The Family Ness' came out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
The character 'P-Ness' was based on you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
^ MMPS and his 'chick' blowing their 'thussle whussles' earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
flubflubflubflubflubflub

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1777681
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I have stiches on my elbow from where she threw a vodka and coke at me
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Your cancer-ridden dog threw a vodka and coke at you?
Fucking hell mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Yeah - bitch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Cancer dogs can be so violent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Not once the pentobarbital went in, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Sweet, drowsy pentobarbital...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
it's excellent sprinkled over fresh strawberries

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
jesus christ, grow a pair!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Thanks, but I already have two elbows

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
If you can change the setting to 'on a boat'
I reckon you'll be a dead cert for winning this week's qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Never.
I discovered my 3 guinea pigs had been eaten by a fox on my first day of secondary school :'(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
they went how they lived, in the garden.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
That's what they told you is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I found one of their heads in the rockery :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
"Mummy why is this pebble furry...and damp?"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I don't think you're taking this traumatic event seriously enough.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)
You want sympathy, email Claire Rainer with a cock picture

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Claire Rainer Embarrassing Bodies
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
"I am SO embarrassed about the weepin sores on my micro penis that rather than seek proffesional and discreet help from my doctor, I decided a national televison program would be the way to go"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I thought I saw a micro-cocked bent spastic on there last time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
mafiosi foxes?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Fucking Peruvian Foxes coming over here eating our guinea pigs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
It's cool that you don't include your girlfriends sexwork as cheating on you. Thats the best way to look at it.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Several years ago, didn't really give a shit tbh
Gutted when I found out (over facebook) about my dog being put down.

Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
did the vet write on your wall?
hey dude. dog dead. no pain. soz
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
he also linked to "When September Ends" so AA could have a good old cry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
left a youtube link of some coldplay, with clips of the dog running in slow motion.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I heard AA's dog was touched up by Jimmy Saville after it had died

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
It's OK though
Wycliffe Jean is back everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Are you sure it's not will.i.am?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229572/Heres-Wyclef-Jean-Wale-actually-Reporter-makes-complete-idiot-live-T-V.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Haha
It's the one who married Dawn French, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
No, my brother put something about it on there, I learned from that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
sounds like he cared about the dog more to me.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Not really, he'd just spoken to my parents more recently that I had

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Is he a medium?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
No, XL, like his brother

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Get fucked hippy, I've been losing weight recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Tee hee
How's that going?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Not bad, double chin is mostly gone
Gym 4 times a week, improving my diet (slowly but surely), unfortunately my appetite is going into overdrive at the minute, so I'm having to make sure I don't snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
No, he's a Londoner.
Do do do-be-doo.

Woo yeah.

Everybody shake your stuff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
The rebel's here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
No, my Dad is still alive

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
What are you getting him for Christmas?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
A self lubricating clunge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Nothing, he's not my secret santa

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I'm going to see a man about a dog, I expect to see a bit more life in here when I get back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Is the man Sir Jimmeh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
For all you alcoholics
www.firebox.com/product/5655/Gin-Advent-Calendar
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
80 snots?
You could make a thousand pints of homebrew for that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I worked out I could do 225 pints of an all grain english bitter for that price.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Ooh, I know someone whose birthday is end of November who loves gin
If they had any idea when they'd be in stock I'd get one.

*googles* ok, it's cheaper from Master of Malt anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)
new thread bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
who in their right mind would ever cheat on this
VVVVVVV
(quintsy, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Sasha?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Sasha was never my girlfriend
i imagine it would have been like having sex with a bouncy castle tho
(quintsy, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)
COR!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

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