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Jimmy Saville's nephew want's his body exhumed and movedMaybe it should be posthumously beheaded like Oliver Cromwell was. Who would you posthumously behead and why?
alt: Europe, great for going on holiday, shit to be in bed with politically, maybe we should leave or maybe we should intergrate more and effect change from within, what don you think OT?
altalt: I was drinking Veltins German Pilsner last night, it was very nice. What new drinks can you recommend?
altaltalt: Gonz got cross with me last bnight for taking the piss out the pictures of you sweaty messes on Flickr, but thgosze pics are in the public domain and are therefore open to ridicule. Where does your right to privacy start and end?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:33,
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I think all that is fucking crazy.he's dead, no matter what he was, doesn't mean his grave should be desercrated.
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seems pointless really, but beheading him woulod be a good spectacle(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:37,
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Maybe they could let each of his victims punch him in the face or something?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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I don't know what the problem is with having a federal europe at all. the uk would be like scotland is now.why not let germany pick up the tab for once.
we could all be the scots of europe, you all fucking moan that we're freeloaders, why not give it a shot?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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As I'm not some C17th dimwit*, I see no purpose in beheading dead bodies.Alt: Europe is our main trading partner, I think we should try to maintain good relations with them.
Altalt: I am all over these guys at the moment www.oakhamales.com/ - the Citra is a particular favourite.
Altaltalt: You have no legal control over your image. Especially if you publish it on the internet.
*C21st dimwit here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:43,
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I don't believe anything good can come out of Peterborough(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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I didn't put my picture on that site, Wee Jimmeh Tangles. Where are my rights? Eh?
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Read the preceding sentence.Also, you forewent all your rights when you abused those schoolgirls.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:47,
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there is no privacy. police state yo(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:47,
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ERR!! GAY!!!You're all over 'Oakha Males' are you?!!!
ERRR!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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Even as a beer nerd, some of the photos on that website made me silently scream "twats"(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
the whole site is hideous, it looks like robocop started doing homebrew(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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There's no way I'm clicking on that gay porn linkHave you learnt nothing from Cheekygate?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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You should check out this "dude"www.oakhamales.com/galleries/albumImages/theBrewhouse/bh_photo1.jpg
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TO THE MAXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:35,
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MaddieAlt: I don't know enough to be able to add anything to that, so I'll just say YM
AltAlt: My favourite new drinks are between Budvar Black, Blandford Flyer and Wharf Bitter (local brew).
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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The furore surrounding the allegations of Savile's noncery is ludicrous.Posthumous beheading? Thatcher, actually don't wait for her to die - do it now, live on TV.
Alt: Integrate more and stop being like the petulant child who wants to play but doesn't want to share.
altalt: Chinese 'Lucky' beer. A fine hot-day quaffing beer in a Buddha-shaped bottle, what's not to like?
altaltalt: If you put it in the public domain, the public will know it and that's your fault. If you want stuff to stay private, keep it private.
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I like Thatcher, she is just the kind of strong leader we need today to yank us out of this economic malaise(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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the lady's not for turning anymore :(hips's fucked, innit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:54,
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I tried that Lucky one a couple of years back, wasn't a fan of it at allFar too watery for my liking.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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It's not one to savour, I agreeBut as a light, 'all day BBQ then slide gently into burbling oblivion' beer, I quite like it.
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Except the subject in the content didn't put it in the public domain themselves, and I doubt they played the model release form.Christ, what the hell is wrong with you, I'm not calling you a nonce, but nonces use the exact same justifcation to having image caches of children.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:12,
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Thatcher. If there's a two for one deal going on, you could throw in Blair as well.Failing that, Henry VIII - see how he fucking likes it.
Alt: I listen to a German radio station on my iPad, and on today's news bulletin they were making out that Cameron was chucking a wobbly over the whole thing by not going along with what Merkel wanted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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What's with all the Thatcher hatin today? What did she ever do to you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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I don't have osteoparosis, I have osteoarthritis.You're not a very good stalker, are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:12,
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My problem is that I refuse to enter WSM city limits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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Tina Turner's follow up single?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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I thought it looked a bit odd.No, I don't have that either.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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Fucking Krauts. I am surprised they haven't tried to gas us for a bit of Lebensraum.
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No, I didn't get cross, I just said it was sad and pathetic... the fact that you have to justify your actions by playing the public domain card, kindda implies that you don't entirely disagree with me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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The photos are up online and are therefore open to ridicule, you don't like it get your photo taken downthis is why I have a private FB profile, if you don't then you deserve anything that you get
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:12,
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Or interact with those people.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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look how waki these pricks look though, can't really blame himwww.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/7280098370/in/pool-b3tabashes
is that psyhcochomp on the right?
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Do the same rules apply to wanking over pictures of people you know?I'm just asking for a friend, like...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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i sometimes look at the flikr group on /calendar for shits and gigglesi don't think i've ever seen such an ugly group of social misfits in my life
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i don't know what you do for a living, naked apebut would you employ any of those people?
www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/7280122194/in/pool-b3tabashes
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not to be client facing, maybe they could work in the IT basement(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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and you'd have to keep them away from female employees, sharp objects and anyone of any importancethey're a liability waiting to happen
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they might sweat all over the servers and bereak them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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totally backpeddalling herei really like the guy on the far right in this photo
www.flickr.com/photos/29571759@N05/5228636349/in/pool-b3tabashes/
and the pregnant girl on the left is TAY_STEE
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I'm afraid I got peckish after labour and ate it.Soz.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:34,
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Popped it in the slowcooker with some potatoes and red wine.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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Were they put up by the subject themselves? did the person who put it up online have a model release form?You're justifying stalkerish behaviour here.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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i'm pretty sure they could ask not to be photographedor ask for the photos to be taken down
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How do you go about checking the whole of the internet to see if anyone has put any photos of you up? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:28,
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i don't, but if i went to a gathering of internet peopleand someone was taking photos, and i knew the group had a flikr pool, i'd have a fairly good idea of what they were there to do
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hardly stalkerish to wonder what the people you are chatting to lookmlikeespecially when many have met in real life and know what each other look like. Just ask the photographer to not put your photo up if you don't want it up.
Jeez Gonz, you're taking this rather seriously, I wasn't even rude about you.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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All I'm saying is, you're doing something very sad and pathetic, and quite stalkerish... and now you're feeling that you have to justify your actions.I really don't care if you're rude about me or not, I would be creeped out if someone I interacted with on here started searching through flickr for pictures of me, and I imagine most other people would too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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I'll go on record here and state that you are welcome to search out pictures of me on the internet and wank over them or critique my beard or whatever you want to do, Nakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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This is what I was trying to sayWhile you can ask for the photos to be takne down, they didn't necessarily choose to have the photos up. Or something.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:23,
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i imagine having a big fuck-off weirdo with a big fuck-off telephoto lens in your face might be a fairly obvious clue(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I reckon Facebook's different to the flickr pool, though. B3ta after all is semi-anonymous, Facebook by nature isn't at all.And more often than not the photos are uploaded by people who aren't the people in the photos. If you get my drift.
I don't know what I'm saying.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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I'm currently in bed.It's reading week and I'm ill. And bored.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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I knew it!Have you read anything at all?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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Everyone's shit.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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REM really couldn't be bothered towards the end(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:58,
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funny how its the ugly ones getting upseti bet you look like cary grant
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Not too bad.Uni is good, boyfriend is lovely as usual, he's putting up with my biological clock ticking (not for babies but for cats, I've been dreaming about cats recently). Just haven't been around on b3ta recently. I don't seem to have missed much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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Nobody fun has been around b3ta lately : (Especially not girl type people. It's mostly just me, Cavy & Poppet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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Nakers is Barbara Streisand?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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i don't even have the hairest nips of all the girls here :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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I doThey are mounted on my wall
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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Grace KellyAlt:
meh
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Leffe Brun
AltAltAlt:
Couldn't give a shite - its all for a laugh innit?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:43,
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More for me thenHave you tried both?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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Try itIt is rather excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:48,
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I've heardonce you go brun you never go back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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And the rest.There is also Ruby, Radieuse, Tripel and possibly another.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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You're in the wrong country.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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C'est la vie...*Gallic shrugs*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:55,
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Good afternooon mmpsHow are you sir?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:45,
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Today - not so badI'm rather lolling at my mate who has taken over my old job getting all stressed at the number of meetings and pointless things he now has to do.
On the other hand, my french onion soup was rubbish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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french onion soup is rarely nice.I hope you left fuckloads of unfinished for for him.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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It is a constant stream of unfinished TBHI'm rather happier now just doing "my" stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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oh man, you didn't quit to write a book did you?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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*removes fake sportscow mask to reveal apeloverage*Err, no.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:53,
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that genuine Asperger i used to work withLeft his job to write a book about vampires and zombies. I kid you not.
I thought aspergers would mean that writing would be difficult, due to the problems with interpreting other people's emotions etc.
Nakers, do you have problems creating believable characters in your slack handed attempts at creative writing?
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yeah, although I have one character I think you'll likeby day he is the manager of a local l;eisure centre, but by night he pole dances as a Northern Gok Wan tribute act.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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FFSSo much negativity, no wonder Wilf is nowhere in sight.
I'm in a foul mood.
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Unjauntily angled flat caps do that to a manIn other news:
b3th!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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Good afternoon madam*curtsies*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:53,
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While you're down there luv'(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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just fucked off about people being idiotsAnd at the constant bullying by Anotherwanker :'(
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They didn't change the chlorine filter in the pool?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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You should tell a mod.You know, one who could actually do anything about it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:54,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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How did you fuck your finger up?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:07,
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Fingering kids with Rob.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:07,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1777943
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:09,
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+when you miss the proper hole(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:14,
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Same here when I get shitty fingers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MagCoUYvIXE#t=0s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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It's a generational thing:www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/everyone-creepy-in-the-80s-2012101645041
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:10,
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One of the kids was wearing a chastity belt.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:08,
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he was texting a reply to an okcupid add when his finger slipped and got caught up his bumhole.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:11,
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I seeHe uses the Ashley Cole mobile phone holder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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naked ape derives his name from the fact he never wears clothes and can fashion a pony tail using his bum hair.he uses this matted pony tail as a replacement for his head hair, which he lost 4 years ago in the divorce.
he thinks no-one notices. they do.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:16,
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Anyone seen broadsword?http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-20249089
I didn't know he was a surgeon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:19,
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Yeah, he's in the thread above this one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:20,
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