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Microsoft ExcelThis product has been the bane of my life so far today...
What is the bane of your life and why?
Alt. Best ways to relax - Walking does it for me (boring!)
Alt. Alt. Soup (mulligatawny for me)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:51,
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If we go over ten, b3th invoices us £15 for each one.Using those mod powers she has.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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To be fair, that is what is costs her to get permission to delete the excess threads.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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Start a better one then...*raises handbag*
;)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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I don't see how that would solve the problem of too many threads.Also, hello GeordieJay.
You appear to be getting quite kind treatment for a new boy, any ideas how you managed that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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We've scared all the other ones away(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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Well I hope he doesn't turn out to be a cunt.We let a couple slip through the last time people tried being nice to new people.
But I agree we could do with upping the numbers somewhat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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I haven't mentioned anything too personalfor anyone to say anything particularly nasty about.
Yet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:11,
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Does this mean you have some dark secrets?You haven't fucked your sister have you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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I'm seriously going off this joker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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Nah, not at all...Im sure, in time, something will be found.
Not in a Saville way, I have to add.
*puts down spade*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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I reckon if you've got a deep dark secret that has to come out, then Saville did it right.They came to light after he died, so so he didn't have to pay for his crimes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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Don't wink at Chompy or he'll be up to his nuts in your guts before you know it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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Excel - Chompy is your man here.My ex-wife, probably. Although she does appear to be getting better, in fairness.
Alt: Watching films, comedies, etc. Playing sport of various types.
AltAlt: There seems to be a theme developing here. What's next - puddings? (my home-made Chicken and vegetable, incidentally).
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I'm guessing it's the 'ex' part that has improved her./still married.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58,
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It's improved both of us, I can assure you.In the latter stages, she was completely fucking bonkers.
When we told everyone we were splitting up, her own brother admitted to me (in private obviously) that she was far too dense for me.
She's now seeing a bloke 21 years older than her.
/B3thLOLs
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Was "Bonkers" the name of her horse?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:03,
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UpgradesWas working until 10:30pm last night and again this morning from 5:30am. I'm still not sorted with it yet
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I like to wank into pre-prepared mulligatawny soup
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Homemade, every time. I do a roast pepper and chilli one with sweet potato and corriander.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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What are you upgrading?Those hours are shit by the way. I feel better about my day already!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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Sportscow here is a 'male escort'.Hence the hours.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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Shut up and brace yourselfYour last upgrade is going in now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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People demanding sex at 05.30 is just ridiculous...I hope they tipped well.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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15% apparently.Or '75 pence' in new money.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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BlimeyIt's only Al everyone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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It certainly looks that way, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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Good thanks, it's friday, got some relaxing but fun plans for the weekend so life is goodHow's you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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Huey Lewis'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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Your profile is banned by work due to "sexual content"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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He has got a very sexy profile.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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I know you can shoooooowwwww meeeeee!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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There are so many banes of my life, sometimes I feel like an industrial bane producer.Alt: marijuana, and the lilting, plaintive sounds of toe-cancer-ignoring and thus also dead wanker 'Bob Marley'
Altalt: butternut squash, coconut milk and red chilli pepper = a one way ticket to Nomsville, Tennessee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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Apart from 'bacon milk', the revolting liquid which comes out of cheap baconI'M LOOKING AT YOU 'DANEPAK'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:09,
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They inject pork with brine so that it increases it's weight.Classy product there.
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I like to inject my pork and a briny liquid comes out tooIt seems to increase the weight of the Mrs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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*ripple of polite applause*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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I'm here all weekTry the fish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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I've said it before i'm not going down on your Mrs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:28,
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It looks like Kevin Keegan is(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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i don't eat Danish bacon as a: it's shit and b: they have very low standards of animal husbandryyou should see what they do to their crabs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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Thanks for that 'Michael Ryan'not quite sure where I'm going with this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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Shooting up the shops?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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CheersI'll have a Mars Bar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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Not til you've washed your hands.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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It'll be cumin to an end soon.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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If you've cinnamon of these puns threads...(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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I'm going to do a Cori-Anders Brevik on you if this continues(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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Many banesmostly involving the stupid and ignorant. Driving being one.
alt: Fine drink and good company
altalt: Tomato and red pepper, with fresh crusty bread.
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I dind't know bane was on "Strictly" this year(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1778945
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:23,
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I just googled her to see if she was still fit.Turns out she wasn't actually fit in the first place.
I was thinking of Sonia.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:33,
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You appear to have got that the wrong way around.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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Some rudimentary additional research suggests I was wrong about Gina G. but still right about Sonia.And now I am wondering if I really should have been doing that at my desk.
Also, the web search maybe wasn't the best idea either.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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Just to clarify your position here - Gina G was once fit, Sonia never was, right?And no, you shouldn't be doing "that" at your desk.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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Alt: gardening / time in my shed. I am 'lunching' with Stunned today. This may be dangerous.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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'bane' this sick filth MORE LIKE!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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I need a "lunch" like that today(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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Isn't it 'Peroni Fridays' at yours today?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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Peroni making plans for sportel(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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Departez l'internette, sil vous plait.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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I couldn't give a XXXX about stupid pun threads.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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Stunned used my iPad whilst I was at the bar. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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I hope he didn't use it to look at any of your 'specialist' websites(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:43,
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You want to touch the tip of your penis against Stunned's?Ban this sick filth now!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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Your perverted fantasies are not my concern...unless they involve breasts and chocolate sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:28,
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How rude.And that's not how it's spelt.
/Richard Digance, c. 1988
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:30,
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having no energy.I keep falling asleep. I think it's my age. Won't be long now before I'm shipped off to a home.
Alt: sleeping.
Alt alt: whatever the nice nurses bring round.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:30,
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That took FAR too long to figure out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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You need beer, my good man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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...and on that note - I shall return(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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No fewer than four pints, please.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:03,
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or narcolepsy!Do you fall asleep in weird places?
Nurse! Up the meds! We got a twitcher...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:39,
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Have you seen the videos of those narcoleptic dogs?They're so cute.
and teh fainting goats. Fainting goats are funny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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Funny but...they don't live long due to terrible heart issues. :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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Is this Wilf's /talk account?www.b3ta.com/talk/7591761
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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