Today I will mostly be...............................................
Well finish off the statement you lazy B3stards.

Alt: I don't really care

Alt:Alt: Who, What, Where and When?

Alt:Alt:Alt: Why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:58, 86 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I invoked you before
Inline unvented extraction.

Legitimate into a dry rise?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Alt:

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:15, Reply)

You claim to know
I think I know but I'm after verification.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Alt:Alt:Alt:

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Puppet

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Poppet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Wearing a thong
Evening all, I took a hard drive out of a laptop!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)

You did what?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I took a hard drive out of a laptop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

You crazy man
What EVAH next
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Next I try and attactch to the new computer to release its delicious innards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

By laptop you really mean Lobster dontcha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:30, Reply)

He's called pinchy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:31, Reply)

HAhahaha
travelinglobster.com/

First LOL of the thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:36, Reply)

video editing
my eyes and brain are fried. I should be doing stuff for work. I might have tea first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Everything is better with Vodka

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

change of plan
GIG TIME!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Ryan?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:54, Reply)

no way man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:56, Reply)

what type of gig?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:57, Reply)

a pearl jam tribute act
I see no problem with this even if others mock. If nothing else, I will not be staring at a computer for a couple of hours
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I love a bit of Pearl JAm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

its good for your skin

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Joancollinslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)

So you will be Jamming?
I hope you like jamming too
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

going out for a mate's birthday.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Lies you never go out
TRUFAX
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Holy shit - you've got mates?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Extreamly old one in his wallet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:31, Reply)

yes, TD, I do.
And you middle-aged no-hoper redundantees and pederasts will be 'socialising' on here while I'm out in the real world.

Soz to be the bearer etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:31, Reply)

That's a very old meme reference

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I wasn't referring to you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Is it fancy dress?
Cos that way you'd be ready to go
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:30, Reply)

no.
Birds, beer and whisky. It will probably get lairy and cocaine will be involved.

I do love you really, Nakers, it's just HH that, in the words of another poster, is weird and a wanker.

TD's a lovely man, just don't bend over in front of him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhhh
Get you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Ooh you're right edgy, you
Chase me chase me...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:40, Reply)

+ shut that door

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:42, Reply)

So hh is a wanker and td is bent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Yep apart from the TD bit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

I've just realised that he's calling me a very pleasant gayboy.
I'm not very pleasant and I'm not a gayboy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

you are though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)

You seem pleasant to me sorry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Had on now - what am I being?
Pleasant/unpleasant - gayboy/not gayboy?

Make up your minds, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Alt:

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:47, Reply)

I just had some calpol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Cutting edge as always
Did you do the Choo-Choo thing with the spoon?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Did the "big aeroplane" instead
I was gonna watch tinker, tailor, soldier, spy, but not sure I can be arsed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:49, Reply)

It's good but hard work to watch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:50, Reply)

In that case it's good, but it's not right
Need something more mindless and blockbustery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:58, Reply)

I recommend Iron Sky
Moon Nazi's whats not to like?
uk.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/

Not at all available on p2p download sites.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

not really my thing...i may search for Troll Hunter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

It's so shit it's great

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I guess it ranks alongside Dead Snow
which I haven't seen either
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:08, Reply)

OK Nakers
Try "Get the gringo"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:12, Reply)

looks about right, but I don't know how to make subtitles work on a torrent because I'm useless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Alt:

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:27, Reply)

quite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I'll tell you this now HH
I'm so confused by the mixed messages about my sexuality and congeniality that I'm going to the offy.

Now don't you go away. I'll be back in ten for more THRILLING installments.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:51, Reply)

OK
In that case I will stay around for a bit.
+ Alt:
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Bit more than ten in the end
Because my neighbour who supports the same team as Lighty insisted on giving me a full description of the game.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Alt:Alt:

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:27, Reply)

Is it about a bicycle?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:28, Reply)

What?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Literary reference, dear boy.
I've bought a bottle of wine labelled as Pinot Grigiot but it's sweeter than Saviles' victims. Bleeurgh.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:45, Reply)

serves you right for buying pinot grigio in the first place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:45, Reply)

It's my normal scoff
But whatever I'm drinking now is far from dry.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Something about not aged and a a bold taste?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)

It's growing on me
Although I suspect that if I closed my eyes and clenched my arse i could drink Brasso.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Nice image

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:55, Reply)

drink Brasso suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

\o/
If only Sunderland hadn't fucked it up against the Toffees WE'D be 4th. Emphasis for Dozer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Sod this I'm going out for dinner.
Fight among yourselves till I get back
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)

There was only me and you
And I have other things to do too.

(Oh, and Rory - sorry Rory - I'm off now.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I has ordered a pizza \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Do do doo doo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Are you trying to start a conga, or something?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Evening
I had Sausage Casserole from the freezer. Better than when it was first done, even. OM NOM NOM.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Freezer food is all of the nom
especially curry, it seems to marinade while frozen and taste even better on the defrost.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Aye
I think some of the water freezes out and then evaporates when it defrosts/reheats, leaving the sauce more concentrated.

Mind you, I also added (more) Worcestershire Sauce and a splash of Tabasco, which probably didn't hurt the flavour.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Not worth starting a new thread for
But I've been in the attic doing a bit of soldering and listening to Icicle Works.

Roota hated Ian McNabb and I miss her.

I'd like K to be around a bit more too. Other than Hoodbutter, who do YOU miss?

(I'd like you to have some BBC soft music in your inner ear as you consider this.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:05, Reply)

All of them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:07, Reply)

All of who?
and what about them?

I didn't bother reading whatever it was that TD wrote.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I used to be good (OK , mediocre).
What happened to me?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I think it's your unhealthy interest in buildings.
You should totally lay off that and get into tofu like tangles.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

It's entirely professional
I don't get up against 'em.

Normally - I was in the best conversion I've EVER seen on Thursday. If I could marry a house I'd have that one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

newslink in honour of Chompy
www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1285448--u-s-election-charles-darwin-gets-4-000-write-in-votes-in-georgia?

American Democracy, ladies and gentlemen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)