mouthy good looking shirter
Mouthy good looking shorter.

Best- my modesty, worst, my vanity.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Have you really worked for 10 years in an admin job without getting anywhere?

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

what?
I don't work in admin and want to get further than I am.

I think you got the wrong end of the stick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

What is it you actually do?

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Admin

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)

he's in charge of urinal cakes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Leisure centre management

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I work in Compliance

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

+ urinal cake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Strange word to describe admin

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

What does that involve?

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

filing, stapling, photocopying. Occasionally, if he's been good he's allowed to answer the phone.
Only for internal calls, they won't let him talk to customers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Not after 'jauntygate' they don't, and rightly so.
They wanted to know their opening hours, but instead got subjected to a locquacious four-hour monologue on the merits of Brett Easton Ellis's 'oeuvre' - and he actually used the word 'oeuvre' as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

The next time he mentions my oeuvre I'm going to punch him in the face.

(Legless is a prick., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

*eggs on Brett*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

LTI

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

He did it just two minutes ago.
The leisure centre closes at six - I suggest you hide in the car park and shank him as he gets into his cornflower blue Datsun Cherry 'Turbo'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Gritting his teeth while having to tell people there is no alternative

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

+ RED BANDS MUST LEAVE THE POOL AREA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

how do you mean?
It's ensuring that our IFAs operate in accordance with FSA regulations.

That's what it means, but it involves lots of skills and specific areas of technical knowledge
A large part of my specific role is working with the advisers on their marketing. Interdisciplinary, hence the two sets of professional qualifications I hold.

The Masters is for two reasons: one is because I'll enjoy it, and the other is to help in getting on fast-track schemes. I'll see which ones are available at the time. I'd certainly look at further marketing roles and the Civil Service.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

how do you mean?
It's ensuring that our IFAs operate in accordance with FSA regulations.

That's what it means, but it involves lots of skills and specific areas of technical knowledge
A large part of my specific role is working with the advisers on their marketing. Interdisciplinary, hence the two sets of professional qualifications I hold.

The Masters is for two reasons: one is because I'll enjoy it, and the other is to help in getting on fast-track schemes. I'll see which ones are available at the time. I'd certainly look at further marketing roles and the Civil Service.

Alright?

Ticking boxes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I bet he doesn't even get to have four different sizes of paper clip

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Boxes worth ££££s ACKSHERLY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

no
The FSA take a very dim view of compliance by box ticking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

yup, it's all macros and drop down boxes these days.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah all your compliance is done by interpretive "alternative" dance I'm sure.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

ahahahaha!! your job is fucking wank!
you don't need a degree to do compliance. yeah, you keep telling yourself that snowflake.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

skills and specific areas of technical knowledge changing toner cartridges
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Compliance:
No bombing
No petting
No running
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

You are ED209 AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

THIS IS A FRANKLY BRILLIANT 'FILM' JOKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

It is actually quite good.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Nice to see SOMEONE is awake in here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

not everyone has seen the lastest starwars

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

lol, you dull shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Is that the powder for diet milkshakes?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

A very varied job ACTUALLY covering a whole host of 'skill sets'
from locker allocation, stool retrieval, float management and ducking/bombing policing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

he's a level 37 warmage with special healing abilities.
mum says he can do anything he wants! he can't even hold down a job in kfc :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

It's amazing to think that isn't it!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I'm sure a masters in photocopying will sort his career right out!

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

he could get some tips from Adam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)