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Tell the class your weekend plans - ideally not using the term 'pant-creaming'. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:10, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
"Pant-creaming" makes me think of a particularly virulent UTI
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
We aren't using that term, Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
What, pant-creaming?
Why aren't we using pant-creaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
CEASE AND DESIST.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
you'll never eat cottage cheese again

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
frottage cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I shall try to cope with the disappointment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
it looks in theory like such a good idea
cheese but low-fat.

unfortunately, it tastes like a nun's gusset.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
...and you'd know this how?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
had a year in a convent school

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You licked out towards the end?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
no
that's how i got in
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Because it makes a very poor cake
it goes off quickly, won't hold together and can't be made at certain times of the month .
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Quiet night in this evening.
Cleaning and tidying my flat tomorrow ready for INSPECTION on Sunday, fun with daughter after that, and after THAT, a bottle of pant-creamingly nice wine. I may also put some shelves up in my bedroom at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Who are you and what have you done with Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
He died in a pant-creaming accident.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
A moist fitting end

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
get back to Queens

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Eyyyy
Fuggedaboudid
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I am going to see if England can play pant-creamingly well against Australia.
I am going to the Hawksmoor on Air Street on Sunday. Soft opening and everything is half price.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
O RLY?
Niiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
is that the piccadilly one?
my colleague went last week. 4 of them, and the bill was £300 (mostly wine). and that was with the 50% soft discount. greedy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
That's it.
I am only going for the marrowbone.

It's the Daddy and the Son.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
that makes me retch
i honestly don't think i could eat that if i had been starving for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
i still don't believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
so, what's off topic like then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Come in. Sit down.
Have a look.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
It's fucking terrible, The Doveston.
These cunts don't know they're fucking born and not one of them is even remotely amusing. They all smell as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
you love us all, every one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
me especially

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
he has a nakers doll in his flat, you know
it has suspicious stains around the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I'm afraid if we ever meet he'll try and slip me a digit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
and the rest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
he'd wear you like Sooty

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I love ya, big guy
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
*pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
+ *creams *

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
*lols*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
You're like one of those stupid, trusting labradors that keeps
wagging his tail at you no matter how hard you fucking kick it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i'm sure you said something similar to me about the Ex...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You and Nakers have a lot in common.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Awesome, sexy west london legends

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
YES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Nakers, I could believe it of you.
However, I've met Swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
which is how you know it's true
don't make me tell them about you stripping off and chasing me around the flat yelling, "suck me please just suck me"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Haha wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
and the dance
oh god, the naked dance when you stood on my chair and wiggled your hips swinging it around in circles and singing...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
That's my sexy dance :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
the roflcopter

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I was singing
"You spin me right round, baby, right round"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
'The Whirlybird'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
You were the only one who had to chase her.
Everyone else was beating her off with a shitty stick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Now you look here. This has gone on for long enough.
I have a micropenis. My only hope is to slip it in when somebody's not looking and hope they don't notice.

It's a medical condition and I'll thank you to treat it with a measure of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
is that why you left your glasses behind

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I don't like to see the truth.
The out of focus fog is a blessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
et tu stunned-e

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Sorry, love.
The other boys made me do it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

with a shitty stick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

esome ful
y ually abnormal
leg bell
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I am pant-creamingly sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
i see.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I'm telling you, it's truly dire.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
i have actually disgusted monty and stunned
i don't know whether to be proud or kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Have a diddlywank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
nah
my office-mate wouldn't appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Proper BO!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
It's a click from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Viewing another house tomorrow
On standby for work
Wine
Curry
Sunday roast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
No socialising for me this weekend.
I shall be in my pants (un-creamed) playing computer games all weekend, I expect. At some point, I shall probably write a letter to a solicitor about an inheritance that I've been putting off for a couple of months.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
not seeing the missus then?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
clearly he'd rather be playing with Capt Kirk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
She's off seeing some friend in Birmingham.
(Birmingham! FFS)

Also: Not my missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
also: how did you know whom i meant
if you don't have a missus?

lawyer logic
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Because you keep banging on about her.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
TOO EASY
because you keep banging on about her
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
oh POO.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
*seinfeld*
*seinfeld shrugging*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLFRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
+not my

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
UH
HUH
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
if i could do clever links, i'd put a moving pic of elvis here
but let's pretend i am that clever
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Why would I adopt a position
that flew in the face of all empirical evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

on about
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
haha
gotta get out of bed quicker than that, boyce
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Bugger all
Gym both days, that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

all G
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
very good

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Well, I am looking forward to some good pork...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
lash up all day today
rugger tomorrow and uni mates up on Sunday.

there will be no pant creaming
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Pant browning tomorrow, I'll wager

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
shopping
Renovating.

Night in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Renovat libell
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
going to the post office

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Sending off a letter of apology to Lord McAlpine, I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
na, sending some mixes to an internet wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Good-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Not a lot...
Might have a mooch about the Christmas Markets tomorrow.

Had some bad news this week, a friend of mine passed away. Im expecting the funeral next week so will need to make a trip home to Newcastle.

Apologies for the sombre tone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
LOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Haha!
You utter twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
that's very sad
unless it's jam master geordie, formerly of the /talk parish, in which case meh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Par-tay!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
That is how my father pronounces the word 'pâté'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Ponce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
He also pronounces 'nachos' as if it were a Greek island.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
My grandad used "onvalope" and "plah-stick"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I don't do the latter but am guilty of the former.
I also have a running battle with my daughter about the correct way to say 'tissue'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
With a "sh"
With a "ss" is horribly affected.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Dont tell Monty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
*bongle*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Always with a ss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Not if that's how you were taught to say it.
Then saying it with a 'sh' is affected. People who say 'lickerish' annoy the hell out of me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I draw the line at 'syoot' for 'suit' though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
People who say "lickeriss" need stabbing.
So. We have reached an impasse. I shall see you under the beech tree at 6am. Bring a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I expect you pronounce that a 'shecond', you malodorous oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Yesh.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I'm pantsh-creamingly angry

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
+ro
Arriba!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
hahaha!
Ay carumba
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
*fingers crossed it's Nakers*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This weekend I'll he watching Bristol City
Attempt to create a new club record as they go for their eighth consecutive defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Bristol City - twinned with Sunderland
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

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