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this sentence is a perfect oxymoron

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I was just toying with the idea of changing it to 'waddles'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
You'd know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
shut it, floppy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
There's a reason for that.
*looks at you*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i was blaming your hairdresser

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I was blaming YOUR hairdresser.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
this is quite funny
for you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Carefull
Last time I used that word Kronley bullied me ceaselessly for weeks. and my usage was less wrong that yours.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
i just wanted to call someone a moron
what is so wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I'll be your moron.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Do I get a free Greggs Hat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
how about a free barbed wire fisting?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
You are so hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
That'll be the menopause

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
...and people keep asking me why I'm still wandering about without a coat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
based on what you say about yourself
i'd have assumed they assumed your fat kept you warm.

but i've met you, and i know that's not true!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
If they assumed that (which, by the way, is true)
they wouldn't need to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
whenever guys offer me seats on the tube
i wonder if they think i'm up the stick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Judging by what I've seen of the Tube
they've probably just pissed on the seat and want you to sit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
usually they are weird and i think they want to leave their hand there so i'll accidentally sit on it
but the one this morning was actually quite hot. must have been an escapee mental patient.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
if you'd invited me to pizza i could apologise in person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i invited you above! see above!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
He's never going to come.
You do know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
it's a game we play
ssh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I dunno.
Maybe if he thinks bout fisting Stunned...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
logistically, this is going to hurt you quite a lot too
I'm not sure you've thought it through.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
darling, we are talking about fisting stunned
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T THOUGHT IT THROUGH.

shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
fair point, that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
of course
now we all know that you have thought about it. are thinking about it. right now.

you sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I expect nothing less.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
so in your head
were you giving or receiving? just checking...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I'm the king of Voltaire's angry glove.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
there it is
there's your new sig!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
That's....beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
can i make my own chevron here?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Kia Ora's less successful advertising jingle.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
haha
i fucking love these. i don't know why i am so childish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
mr b3th is watching Flog It.
They've just described a teddy bear as 'missing its growler' and I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I can't believe I'm almost forty.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

y + u + een
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
+ one hundred and

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I thought it was more to do with the fact he thinks you are a twat, than your use of particular words.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Probably.
At least I don't look like Hugh Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
nah, you look like a right Punt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
More like Vernon Wells ATM old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
he appears to be a black baseball player...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I'm getting a picture of The Resident Loon when I google it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
You're googling goatse, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm not 'not' googling goatse.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
You already had it bookmarked?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Add "Mad Max" to the serach and you'll get the idea.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
*golf clap*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Your usage was exactly as wrong as hers.
Difference being swipe wouldn't get all high-handed if I pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
hang on
what is wrong about wanting to call someone a moron?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
What b3th did isn't an oxymoron.
I don't really want to get into it again, the second time around is never as fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
typical bloke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You can't see me
but I've rolled over and started snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

nor hitt
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
No wonder swipey is ready to go
her lady boner must be quivering like a whippet in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
that is fucking rank
well done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Oh, I say. POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
*click*
best simile since "a wide-on like a hippo's yawn".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
"fanny like a winking owl"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
"shaking like a shitting dog"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I'm listening to a "relaxing dubstep" mix
Is that an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Do you find it relaxing?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
yeah, it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
might be a bit heavy for many tough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
we all know how bittersweet an oxymoron can be
but we like to poke the pedants
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
No, but it does suggest you have no taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
nope, it was less wrong.
and the difference is she has tits and you are... oh what's the use?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
There aren't degrees of wrong.
You either are, or you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Zat, monsieur, eez where you are wrong.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Ah, but *how* wrong?
Am I more or less wrong than swipe? She has tits, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Barely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Ironically this statement in it's self is dead wrong
It literally could not be wrongerer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I'd normally be intrigued as to how you could possibly have degrees of wrong in the definition of a word
but currently I literally couldn't care any less.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)

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