evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:54, 136 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alright

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:02, Reply)

aye
got home from work early (well it is for this month). Now I feel a bit lost.

Did you give in and buy more romance novels?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:04, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:05, Reply)

how are you enjoying your membership of the faked club?
yours seems pretty tame so far
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Yours is a grade A cunt
The likeness is uncanny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)

4 more :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Certainly is.
I've been working with the other half this afternoon, and he's given me a right thumping headache. Bastard.

I have to go and make dinner in a minute as well : (

And catch up on some writing. Four sections in and I'm about 10k behind schedule.

*necks drugs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:09, Reply)

what are you writing?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:19, Reply)

NaNoWriMo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)

wot

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

It's a writing challenge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I think you've got a touch of the Gonz this evening b3th.

You meant to type 'It's a challenge writing'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:35, Reply)

ooooohh
I've been thinking about picking up the ol' quill and parchment
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:35, Reply)

'working with the other half' eh
keep writing!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:21, Reply)

*sighs*
Okaaaayyyyyyyyy
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)

evening 'Lenny.Henry'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)

At least my stomach doesn't hate me.
Feeling better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:25, Reply)

much better thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Algenon Winston Castleray RAZZAMATAZZ!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Evening, Bender.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:30, Reply)

Alright spazmo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Alright Caves,
I'm stuck in the pub again. not working, but can't leave. I need a new supervisor, so i can take some of these dull nights off and give my liver a break.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:14, Reply)

read something
and drink milk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)

I'm not drinking cow juice,
and i'm watching the grand prix i missed on Sunday for the moment.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Well if you don't like that solution
i guess your liver and brain are screwed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Well, thanks for your support at this difficult time.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)

*throws tumbleweed*
Damn these people with normal working hours :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:19, Reply)

some of us are only on here when not at work

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)

alright,
have you calmed down a little yet?
I work sill hours too mate, gets a little tedious at times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)

+k
^ Lezzer
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)

With bum disease

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

i'll be honest geoffrey,
I don't get it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:31, Reply)

You'll love this
lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&id=645
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:32, Reply)

spastic kidin lesbo land am i?
Well, i;ve never been so insulted in my life.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:33, Reply)

And you've got African bum disease.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:34, Reply)

goes without saying.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:42, Reply)

I read about your illness on Trip Advisor.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)

you know,
trip advisor is a funny place. There is the fact that someone upset is 10 times more likely to write a review, than someone who has had a good time (not real stats, just you know, one of them things), but with trip advisor, a lot of the time it is a lot of people fawning over a lave they love to make sure it has a good score, and those being horrible for the sake of it.
I've pretty much given up on internet stuff, the customers we have seem to not be interested at all in things like twitter, or trip advisor or facebook. I keep running competitions, and keep the twitter account running, and everything, but just no resonse from anyone. I might be doing it wrong i suppose.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:50, Reply)

Trip Advisor is shit.
I wanted to know if I should have a couple of Microdots or a Purple Ohms, instead it told me not to go to the Ramada hotel in Crete.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:52, Reply)

I'm IRATE!
I worked in the bar trade for a good decade. I don't envy you!
Good luck with your supervisor hunt
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:31, Reply)

we'll find someone,
i keep thinking i've found them, and then they turn out to be wankers. The current fella, who was looking good for it a couple of weeks back, managed to turn up 2 hours late for his shift last saturday, then again on monday, then started bad mouthing the staff on facebook. dick head. i mean, some of them are morons, he's right, but you can't say it where they can see it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:33, Reply)

That Facebook is nothing but trouble!
But to be honest, folk should have the common sense to slag people off in a private message.

What age bracket are you looking at? I'd say slightly older so they're over the weekend phase
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:42, Reply)

don't really mind,
the one dude we do have is only 19, and is spot on, the sort of guy i'm fairly sure will be my boss in a few years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Sad news for b3th.
Her plans to become a Bishop have been in vain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)

she's been bashing at that idea for ages

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Wayhay!
The only option left for her is to see if she can get a job at Bristol Zoo giving primates discipline.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Or keeping the aquatic birds from going hungry in the local park

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Maybe she'll strangle some poultry

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Or perhaps take the captain of the new Enterprise to the vessel's maximum velocity

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:10, Reply)

you're being very crypic tonight old bean,
either that or my brain is dying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:47, Reply)

The church have voted against wimmin bishops.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:53, Reply)

which church?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Dunno.
The BBC headline says 'The' - not a branch of christianity I'm familiar with, but each to their own. 'The' church say no to wimmin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:02, Reply)

cool.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)

urgh,
i've got one of those people on facebook who are "depressed" so are asking for messages of encouragement, and there is a swill filled setof replies all like "we hardly know eachother, but i think you're super awesome" and "you're so pretty" (really not true) and all sorts of shit. I really want to tell them to get some proper help of fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Tell them to post on here.
We are just the sort of cheer folk up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

i don't really want to be associated with the person in question.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)

TD reporting in to supply his usual abstracted nonsense
No work tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:29, Reply)

alright TD.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Yeah...
Suffering a bit from waking up early over the weekend to watch cricket and regretting it, but it's a big sleep tomorrow until I take the dogs out.

You?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:02, Reply)

wotcha gay shift
how's tricks?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Turning nicely.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:53, Reply)

don't spend it all at once.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)

tricky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:54, Reply)

to rock a rhyme?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Now then CQ
You have my undivided attention until I slump fast asleep.

when you see gckghc ,hb nj. k.nbjhkfkghc, nm - that means I'm asleep.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Hi TD, I hope life is treating you well

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Perked up considerably
By a bit of Violent Femmes on Six right now!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I can top this*
I'm about to see The Wedding Present.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

im sure i wrote more than that
Stupid phone
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Missed 'em this time round
Enjoy - just been listening to their support band.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I'm sorry to be the bearer
but David Gedge and his merry band of wankers are utterly and completely shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:48, Reply)

How do Cavy
I have discovered that not only can I not get access to my online savings account, but I can't reset the password without going into a branch either.

Which sucks. I do have my account book for the non-web based account, so hopefully I can convince them I'm who I claim to be and get it sorted. And the majority of my savings are in an account I can get at, but these savings are my "pay fees/furnish flat" money, so it would be REALLY good if I could get at it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:03, Reply)

so was it fees or commission?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

there's a flat fee if I pick a commission-paying bank
otherwise it's a percentage of the purchase price. And to be honest they appear to have access to some pretty funky deals so I'm reasonably comfortably. Like 2.7% for 2 years about half a percent lower than I could find.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, Reply)

that's fair enough.
Mortgages are pretty straightforward. If you do investing or that then let me know. Big changes to advice next year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I would have 7 or 8 months ago when I had my house sale money
and no intention of buying property in London. THEN I had LOTS of savings. Now I'm going to have not much.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)

fair enough.
If that changes, let me know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

will do. I might be getting a bonus next year, dunno how much though.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Yes you should, because admins know all abut how to invest other people's money. FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I work for a company that does post-trade processing and workflow
I know how to vet an investment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Actually I never wrote that, you can't prove anything about me using corporate information for personal gain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I work for a leading wealth management firm.
IN COMPLIANCE, NOT ADMIN!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:28, Reply)

You wear a shirt and tie
And push buttons all day.

You have no authority to make decisions.

Admin.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I make decisions which directly affect what our advisers can do and what they can sell.
And I have overall responsibility for my area of compliance.

By your definition, most office jobs are admin, seeing as they are administrative in some way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Yes, but here's a more immediate problem
I'm getting a real pain in the joints of my left big toe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

That's only a problem for you.
It's great news for everyone else.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Why?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)

it's not really, I was just being the worst bully ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)

i hate having to do things like that in real life
we shouldn't have to talk to real people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

EXACTLY
I mean, okay I'm pleased they don't let someone who can't remember the answers to half the security questions have access to my account, but even the phone monkey couldn't help. Possibly because I think I forgot to notify them when I moved to London so my postcode was wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Where's the question?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:12, Reply)

right there.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)

On the stair, with clogs on

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)

well I declare
at 510-6, seems reasonable.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Yes...
I'm not sure I'd put £10 on a whitewash just yet but this ain't great.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I wish I'd put £10 on West Brom to win the league at 5000/1 at the start of the season
really starting to look like a missed opportunity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)

My WBA fanatic next door neighbour seems fairly happy at the moment
My Spurs fanatic next door neighbour on the other side is more subdued.

There's going to come a point when they'll be battling over my garden.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Feb 2nd

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Ooh, music people:
Miles Davis jams with LCD Soundsystem:

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=huEtJw7pfLk#!

It's extraordinarily clever - no editing, just two youtube clips played at the same time with a bit of pausing.

Also, I quite like LCD Soundsystem I have discovered.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I'm a big fan of LCD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)

that's a very good song
I'll be seeing what else of theirs I like.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)

That's off Sound of Silver
Have a listen to Someone Great, and then for Monty lols listen to Losing My Edge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

i.prefer LSD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

For the life of me I do not know why you don't like LCD
They've got great musicians (especially the drummer), hit great grooves, have the funk and are properly into record collecting. Proper dancefloor shit as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

more than 50 people have heard of them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I love this bassline
youtu.be/qwoLACv_srQ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)