MORNING !!!
A bit of Godwin to start the day??

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/20/deflation-planning-enemy-in-our-midst?mobile-redirect=false

Has our non-elected leader finally lost it?

alt: Hands up if you had bacon this morning

altalt: Will it ever stop raining, or is building some sort of Ark in order?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:07, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright loccy,
He's an insufferable prick isn't he?

No bacon, oh no, not me. Haven't been shopping for a while, so I had the two end pieces of a loaf of bread, and some suspicious marmalade.

Altalt: i have a boat, I'll come pick you up if it comes to that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:14, Reply)

I've gone mental this morning, Winders.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:20, Reply)

your bum disease become brain disease?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I fear so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

how is your madness manifesting?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Overlong racially inflammatory posting, primarily.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

doesn't sound that out of character.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Morning Windy
Cheers, I'll sit on the roof and wave my lifejacket!

How is marmalade suspicious?

*awaits opportunity to invoke jam/marmalade joke*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:21, Reply)

It didn't really look right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)

You can't marmalade your c- ....oh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Sorry local docal,
I'm not letting that happen in my subthread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

GOOD DAY, LOKESY.
No, he hasn't, he's just a bit of a tit.

Alt: nope, breakfast is for homosexuals
Alt alt: of course it will you silly oaf.

I'm having a proper EDL morning today. I was shocked to hear on R4 that of these supposed nonce gangs two thirds of them aren't white (when you think of the racial breakdown of the UK population that is grossly disproportionate). Then I was genuinely appalled at an image in the paper of some rabid pistol-firing Arabs dragging the body of a suspected 'spy' behind a motorbike in Gaza. Then I started thinking about these fucking 'honour killings' and people killing their own kids in 'exorcisms' and stuff. And last year's gyppo slave camp that was busted in Bedfordshire. It all added up to 'FOREIGNS: THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ANIMALS' in my mind.

The picture* in particular disturbed me; I started to try to rationalise it as being a reaction to being shelled etc. and wondered if we'd be the same here under similar circumstances. I genuinely believe the answer is no. Only last week I was reading an eyewitness account of the treatment of a German bomber pilot dragged from his cockpit having been shot down in the Blitz. The surrounding crowd cheered as the chap was kicked, but when someone tried to grab his Luger off him, people stepped in and protected him. But maybe that wouldn't happen in the London of today.

I don't know. Foreigns, eh? PLUS they eat weird food.

*
www.news24.com/World/News/Hamas-kills-suspected-spies-in-street-20121121
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:20, Reply)

All people are animals underneath, Mont
the only difference is how well theyes suppress it. Standard war proceedure is to dehumanise your enemy, makes them easier to kill .
(reading about the Pacific war at the moment)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:24, Reply)

All people are indeed animals underneath
but it seems to me that some cultures at least try to suppress the worst aspects of that, but there are vast tracts of the globe where people are just fucking BEASTS.
It's just not wiff-waff if you ask me *puffs pipe*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:27, Reply)

What's table tennis got to do with it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)

It's a civilising influence, badly needed by these fuzzy-wuzzies and NO mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

There is no picture with that link

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Yes there is you weird knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Not for me either
EDIT: Unless I look at it in IE. I think firefox's ad blocking might be to blame.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

That's weird. It is this:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Seen it now
I disabled adblock on that page and up it popped.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Fucking barbarians.
I'm genuinely really rather shocked and I'm nit sure why.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Is it because you are torn between your hatred of Jews and your hatred of Muslims?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I lump them all together under the 'swarthy hotheads' banner.
I don't get hung up on nametags.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

alright Lokers?
I don't eat bacon. I'm a Jewish Muslim
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:25, Reply)

So you are duty bound to kill yourself?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)

fingers crossed, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Fingers crossed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

is this a reflection on my love of sampling?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

No, it's a reflection of my compete hatred and loathing of you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:33, Reply)

oh babygirl you know how hard that makes me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

You pick bits of other people's religions
and pass them off as your own?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

*prays to Ganesh that this isn't true*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

sampling is not passing off the sample as one's own work
Fundamental misunderstanding here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

These people are idiots.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

All people are idiots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Naked Ape is an idiot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Haters gonna hate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

you're my main nigga, Nakerz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Blackhanded compliment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Niggers gonna nig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

plus, when every note and chord has already been used, all music is sampling to some degree.
Just scale it down and instead of arranging snippets of pre existing music into a new arrangement, you're rearranging notes and chords of pre existing music into a new arrangement. It makes no real difference whether the method is electronic or acoustic.

But yeah, it's just cultural theft, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

There's a great video of a chap on a computer
Remaking prodigy tracks from the original samples, he plays with speed and pitch etc until the sound is right. I never even knew the songs included samples tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

he's a talentless thief

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Who?
Quite like some prodigy, reminds me of my youth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Me too, they were great,
Their first record, 'Android', in particular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Never heard it, jilted generation was my first taste

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

They'd gone shit by then xxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

How did I guess you'd say this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Because it's true?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

anybody using samples

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Seriously?
You thought Keith Flint sung 'Out of Space'?

You truly are a bellend of world-beating stature.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I'm more impressed that he never had to sit through a Public Information Film in his life.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

No you dick head, I meant the more fundamental parts I the song

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Too late now, moustache boy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I really dont have a moustache, I'm not sure where this is coming from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Yeah, you would say that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Typic tache-talk from Nakers here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I don't know why he just doesn't come out and admit it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

B3ta's own Freddie Mercury, right here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

"I'm just a bent spastic, I need no sympathy "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I am pushing for 'Nakers is Mercury' as this week's hot new meme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I notice he's gone quiet now. Obviously he knows he has been rumbled.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I was getting a bacon roll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Don't get ketchup in your 'tache.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Going on holiday next year, Nakers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

To Spain, perhaps?
Maybe a city break?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

BARCELOOOONNNA, perchance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I'm going to Morroco does that help?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Only if there's a rare Freddie Mercury song called 'Marrakech'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

hahaha,, no, no there isn't
sorry i couldn't set up your briliant joke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Nakers on the Marrakech Express, yesterday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

There and old cunt in the warehouse next door
who could be his twin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

There's one in most warehouses.
We've got one here who is pure Tommy Saxondale.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Say hallo to "Mustapha "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Yes, *I'm* the dick head here. That's right.
I suppose you thought his nan played all the drum parts live, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

May I just start the day by getting some OT repitition out of the way? That way we might see some more original content for a change.
Naked Ape is a bent spastic
PD is adminboy
I am short
Stunned is a drunk
Swipe is a fat northern tart
Monty is poor
B3th is a shit part time mod.

Right that's that done. Now there's no need for any of you cretins to repeat this short of shit ad infinitum.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I am a minute from work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Something you'd NEVER be guilty of, eh? At least two of those are almost exclusively yours.
Get down off your Shetland pony, lad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

see battered repetition with a little creativity is good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Did I say I wasn't guilty of this? Did I? No I fucking didn't. So kiss my hairy anus.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Who would stoop so low?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Limbo Hitler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

SIEG LOWEL!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Has anyone other than me spotted your Freudian own-meme slip?
Well LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I did
but read it in Sean Connery's voice
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

fixed for you
May I just start the day by
getting some OT repitition out of
the way? That way we might see
some more original content for a
change.
Naked Ape is a bent spastic
PD is adminboy
I am short
Stunned is a drunk
Swipe is a fat northern tart
Monty is poor
B3th is a shit part time mod.
Right that's that done. Now there's
no need for any of you cretins to
repeat this short of shit ad
infinitum.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

All politicians are pricks, I think this sums it up nicely
It's too early for breakfast, although bacon sounds tempting....

I bloody hope so I have holes in my roof, luckily the builders are here to fix it. Oh no wait, they don't work when it's raining the Jesse spastic benders
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Lazy cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

This would never have happened under Mussolini

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Morning
imgur.com/gallery/icBVV - Something for Gonz to enjoy.

Alt: No.

AltAlt: It'll have stopped by tomorrow, I'd say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I hope those masks are full of cyanide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:41, Reply)

'Too. Fucking. Awesome' indeed.
Jesus fucking Christ awe comes cheaply these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Where's that lazy IT monkey, Kroney?
Our computers are all down, which means I'm having to post from my phone.
It is hard to convincingly make this look like work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)

shit tangles, how will you meet your affordable sustainabilty in social welfare and mobilty targets now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Quick! To the wattle-and-daub-mobile!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

"We haven't got the power captain! we need more shit in the composter, quick call ensign Gonz!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)

IT'S OK!!
I'M BACK!!!
No thanks to Kroney.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Too busy tanning his armpits in the Dordogne.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

it never is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Was it something I said?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

it was something you did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I thought I could hide it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

not with that smell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Always a dead giveaway.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

What are the chances of having a new thread now?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

About the same as you being allowed on "Nemesis"this year

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I'm a wee bit hungover today
Time to review what mad shit I posted on Facebook last night.

Alt: No, but now I want some you evil bastard.

AltAlt: It had better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

you insulted my taste in pizzas
and then offered to sleep with notorious racist noel, formerly of this parish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Oh i see...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

standard tue night for lighty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Your proposed date should be fine for me bbz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

marvellous
i have a sad feeling lusty might be working that night, but the sat was a problem for other people, so i thought best to leave as it. hoorah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

She's always bloody working.
That's hospitality for you, I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

The Jam really couldn't be arsed in their later years together

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Departez l'Internette

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

NO
*stamps foot*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

it is anti-social hours
fingers crossed she won't have to work that night. if she does, we'll just have to see it as MOAR pizza for us.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

However will we cope?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

alcohol and lard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

yeah so if it's the first weekend in Dec i may be able to come, IN CASE YOU CARED

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

it's fri 30
YOU CAN COME! NO EXCUSES!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Haha I've got a leaving do that night.
Guy's goign to Australia, so I have to go to say "nice knowing you, can't wait to find out which bit of the country kills you first".
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)

so why on earth can't you go to that for an hour
then come into london and see us? bitches won't be trippin' until at least 7 anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Because it's drinks.
Actually, there's a fair to evens chance it's going to get well awkward, so I might well run away.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Have you got tit pictures of everyone who is going?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

A significant minority, yes.
Some of those lads have cracking moobs.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

+ yeah of course we'll stay in touch
*2 years later on facebook*

"Shit, Aussie joe is getting married, did you know he had a Doris?"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

What's the fucking proposed date now?
I am I supposed to ensure that my dates clash if people keep fucking changing them?

Fuck's sake.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)

it's the same date it's always been

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I thought it was the Saturday.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

it's the fri

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

He's worried in case he's double-booked with his fiancee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Dude.
No.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I love watching you squirm about your betrothed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

me too
it's like watching a bronco trying to escape a lassoo

except less macho

more like a slug trying to escape a salt trail, perhaps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Shut up.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

or like a man trying to escape a moth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Plz die

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Uh oh
Although I insulted your taste in pizza ages ago.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

this is true
although how anyone could fault a veggie pizza with blue cheese and fresh chilli is a mystery to me. maybe you are dead inside?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Hands firmly by side
Our house is a bacon free zone (until the shopping is delivered)

AltAlt:
It is fucking pissing down today. Took my daughter to school and they wouldnt open the doors, leaving 60 5-6 year olds standing outside in the pissing rain for 20 mins. I have phoned the head to "chat" about this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

you were doing so well (until the brackets)
bacon SUCKS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

+ all nastiness away in a tasty smoked package

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I had agreat bacon roll for breakfast and it was only £1:40

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

it's lucky you're so cute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Peanut butter on toast and black coffee by the gallon please, squire

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

peanut butter is for merkins and mouth wrongs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

no no no
crunchy peanut butter, esp the tangled organic kind with no added sugar or salt, is THE SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Peanut butter is great in burgers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

?
It is great in noodles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Also true.
Basically in burgers would have done it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

*nutty high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

it looks like my baby's shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Well clean it up then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sure she's not that shit.
Maybe she'll take after her mother?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Click

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

ZOTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Textbook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

she does, she's awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Are gonna go all 'Raoul' about it?
I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

There was almost a moat involved

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I hope he gets all 'Captain Placid' on their asses:
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422780
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

In other news, my daughter has a 'play date' today with two kids named Arlo and Atticus. FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)

i saw on fb that my former friend has called her new baby arlo
i might have to al her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

What the fuck sort of name is Arlo?
Fucking yuppie hipster pricks.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Woody Guthrie's son was called Arlo.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I have a soft spot for 'Comin' Into Los Angeles' off the Woodstock LP.
'Alice's Restaurant' (both film and LP), conversely, is fucking dismal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Also, it is an Old English name according to Wikipedia, so it's not as bad a Chardonnay or whatever:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlo
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

So's Aethelwulf
But any parent calling their kid that is still a cunt
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

It's. bit of a trend at the moment. I feel sorry for the kids concerned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I think you should punch some sensible names into them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

There are worse names out there
I recently did a card for a child called 'Tequila'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Did it make you happy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

No
It made me even less happy when we realised the child was born either the year that came out, or the year after that. Made us all suspect how exactly they came to that name...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

*Something about her being thrown off a cliff by a Mexican*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

That's a glorious name.
I'm going to call my kids "Raspberry Bols".
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Or Merrydown or Thunderbird.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

White Lightning.
Classy AND racist.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hiya!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

It clearly says Classy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

No, he said 'classy'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

In your own time, Nik-Nak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Other brands of savoury snack are available.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Only in "plane", boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I SAID CLASSY LOL

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Something about you not being classy!!!!!LOL
Am I too late?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Or " Jaegermeister "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I've got the moves like Jaeger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

A zimmer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

omg are you talking about having kids together?
time to buy a new hat...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Lucky Pierre

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

You know me
Anything in a dress.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

including AA?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

TTJ, Freddie, TTJ

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

you've lost me here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

AA is a notorious cross dresser.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Did she have worms?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

No idea, I only see names.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Poor kid got shot shortly after.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Thrown in the slammer

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

do a new thread you fuckwits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

YOU FUCKING DO IT!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

DONE!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

morning winders, having a good day?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)