so kroney is scared of moths
what scares the shit out of you?

alt: who is the most boring person you know?

altalt: who would you drag behind a motorbike?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:23, 185 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Commitment.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

interesting
so if you had to commit or get stuck in a brightly lit lift for 3 hours with 5 giant hairy moths flapping around, which would it be?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

It'd be commitment in a fucking heart beat.
You've just made my skin crawl. Thanks.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

especially the lift in my block of flats
you know, that tiny little victorian one, that's only just big enough for a tall guy like you anyway... they'd be all over you, brushing their wings up against you...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

She's good at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I'm going to be nervous going into that fucking lift now.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

better than the stairs
there could be any number of moths flying down at you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

More room to dodge and weave on a staircase.
Seriously, if you end up giving me claustrophobia too, I'll kill you.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Just imagine being buried alive...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

with some moths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Lots and lots of moths. Fluttering in front of his eyes in a cold dark coffin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

to be fair
that ridiculous lift would give anyone claustrophobia. 4 people my arse. i have to put my shopping in it and run up to meet it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

housewhale lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

haha

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

i should have said "4 people my tiny pert arse"
damn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

what, making men's skin crawl?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

You are such a prick.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

:)))))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

That's a lot of chins

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

you do that to us daily

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

YM.
To all 3 questions.

Yes I know she's dead.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

very wise
she could be v scary when she put on her teacher voice.

probably a little scarier now, like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

car ex
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Take your pick as to which one you replace there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Boring answer is losing my daughter or something happening to her
anytime i see news of something awfiul happening to a chil I feel awful. Parenthood turns you into a wimp.

alt: Boring Rich

altalt: that photo was shocking; I'd drag Kroney behind a motorbike, but as he's french he'd be on "inline skates" and probably quite enjoy it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

That's true about the kid thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Yes. Very much so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Yours will be big enough to look after themselves soon
well, bigger than you anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Bit of nominative determinism going on there.
His parents really should have thought that through better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Only just seen this excellent post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I'm genuinely terrified of something going wrong with my brain.
Alt- I know someone who likes Muse, Coldplay and U2.

Alt alt- the people responsible for The Big Bang Theory. Less laughs than chemotherapy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Putting the MOTH into chemotherapy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I heard they injectt moths directly into your veins then as they flap and writhe about in your body they scrub off cancerous cells
eventually they find their way to your lungs and you simply cough themn out.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I hate you, too.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

i know sweetheart, i know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

hahahahaha!
EEEEWWW!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

+ else

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

nah, my mum died of a brain tumour and my dad was fucked up, plus brain injured.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNS1TqWyX8E
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I went up St Mary's Lighthouse in Whitley Bay on Sunday
It turns out that I'm scared of that. Fucking terrifying! I thought lighthouses were supposed to have floors, not DEATHDROPS

Alt:
Me

AltAlt:
Dave Trailer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Bees, wasps, and by association, any flying or buzzing insect.
Proper bladder-loosening, run around shrieking like a flaming nancy kind of terrified.

Alt: probably me.

Alt alt: anyone with sock accounts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Bees, wasps, and by association, any flying or buzzing insect.
Proper bladder-loosening, run around shrieking like a flaming nancy kind of terrified.

this is EXACTLY how i picture kroney with a moth. the fact that i do it with spiders (and moths) in no way makes me a hypocrite.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah, you wouldn't be far from the truth.
Although I mainly just cower in a corner until somebody kills it. Like a girl. That's happened on a few occasions. They find it very funny.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I just run out of the room and refuse to go back until I have proof it's gone.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

but what if you were home alone?
and you knew the moth was in your bedroom SOMEWHERE, in the dark, waiting?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I wouldn't be able to rest until it was dead.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

This.
In the summer, I have the windows open at night, and the bastards get in. This year, I slept downstairs on two separate occasions because I couldn't be sure they were gone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

but how would you find it?
i had an Episode with a moth in my skanky houseshare - stupid housemate left the window open. i went into my room, there was a moth the size of a blackbird in there. i screeeeeeamed, ran out, and got the canadian girl to come and kill it.

it was a massive bedroom with a walk in wardrobe and an ensuite, and could we find the fucking thing? eventually we managed to track it down in the bathroom, but somehow it had shrunk. i was suspicious, but it was still pretty big and black. canadian assured me that my fear had inflated it. hmmmm.

fucking hell. i was woken up a bit later on by what sounded like an apache helicopter. put the light on........ bastard fucking massive thing was beating its wings against the window.... stupid canadian. she DID get up and get rid of it for me, though.

TLDR: you would have died.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

He's such a French queer.
Lucky he has his fiancee to protect him, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Don't you fucking start on that too.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i've said it up there, i'll say it again
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I hate you with a particular vengeance.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

and after i bought pinky vodka just for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I think it's really sweet that you have made a statement of intent
to spend EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE with your lovely bride, and a choking, furry throatful of giant fluttering moths.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

this made me laugh a lot more than it should have done
poor kroney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Think of it as a warning to anyone who fails to turn up at my bashes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

he's threatening to dump us, see below

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

*struggles manfully to care*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

It used to be 'the post'.
The mother of my child scares the shit out of me.

Alt: My brother has some super-dull pals, odd considering his party animal past. I think maybe he surrounds himself with dullards to try to feel 'normal' but then I remember that some of these fellows he's know for decades. Weird.

Altalt: 'Ains'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Maybe hey're interesting when they drink

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I can assure you that this is not the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I'm not out and out scared of anything really, I'm just at a general low level of anxiety about everything.

Alt: Nakers when he won't stop banging on about his moustache.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You've just reminded me
I've been suffering quite a bit from night terrors recently. I'd put it down to a bad flashback, except I've never so much as dropped a tab.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

it'sprobably the medication

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

It's the war.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

GAY.
Maybe it's God's way of calling you a fucking poof. Get some acid down you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I'm sure many of the world's problems could be solved if more people tried acid.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I actually believe this to be true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I'm sure I read something recently claiming that many of the innovations of the 20th century might not have happened without LSD
Somthing about scientists who had experimented with it gaining a different perspective which then led to them achieving more.
Or I might have dreamed it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

You were probably tripping

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Are you calling me a bitch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

alright kubla khan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

My brother was pissed once and told our mother that
'taking LSD is the best thing I've ever done in my life'

That was a fun Christmas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

My wife did a similar thing in front of my parents recently
"Hey, remember when we used to take mushrooms all the time?"

"..."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Other drivers genuinely scare me at times
with the stupid things they do.

altalt : Anyone who would wilfully harm a child, or someone inferior to themselves.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I hate this thread.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

:)))))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Sorry about that, Swipey.
That was fucking terrifying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

oy!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Oh, was it you?
Sorry, I was too busy screaming and lapping about to notice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Freudian lols.
I obviously meant FLAPPING.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Furry cup
cup WINGS OF TERROR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

TALK ABOUT MISUSE OF MOD POWERS
FUCKING HELL I'D NEVER HAVE DONE THAT WERE *I* MOD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Shocking innit?
Yours looked like a cartoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I didn't delete his.
The big gayer did it himself. Trying to fit me up for the blag. Bastard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

FREE THE MOTH TWO!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

MISUSE OF MOTH POWERS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

It was Mothra from the Godzilla film.
AM I THE ONLY 'FILM' EXPERT HERE????? FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Abuse of mod powers. Step yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

If only I could...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I'd make this world a better place

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

you cunt
i'll be singing that all morning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

what was? i missed something!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Picture of scary insect.
I deleted it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1788461
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

rank
good call
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

A moth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'm dumping you for the guy who's leaving for Australia.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

nonono
you can't do that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Your sig is excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

i cannot take one iota of credit
MMPS said it about me. i stole it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Why?
Is it your time of the month or something?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

hahaha!
Riding the furry pony
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

The wings prevent leakage

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

MOTHYFORM FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

ROFLEPIDOPTERACOPTER

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Death, or more the concept that one day I'll be gone.
Whether it's slow or instant, the thought of nothingness bothers me.

Alt: Guy that I used to work with, never have I seen a surname fit a person better. His name was Richard Bland.

AltAlt: Bruce Forsyth.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I used to think like that about death but actually that, in combination with strident atheism,
is quite a liberating thought I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Will being dead really be all that different?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I'm fine with the actual being dead bit.
It's the actual dying bit that I don't want to experience.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

we are also fine with the "you being dead" bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Dolls. They look like babies but they are smaller. They look like a stillborn baby that never went full term
BUT! they come alive at night and creep around trying to kill you!
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

The proper porcelain ones, for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah how anyone can collect Victorian dolls is beyond me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

My step daughter had a load in her room when she was younger
I made her pack them up when we moved then "forgot" to unpack them again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I bet you wouldn't have done that to your REAL children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I've got a step ladder
I prefer it to my real ladder
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

They wouldn't have them in the first place

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

...with their giant, flappy moth wings?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

This one that my mother in law bought for my daughter has 12 confirmed kills
www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/doll.jpg
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

That last bit is definitely true.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

My ex used to have them
She irritated me for whatever reason one night, so I got up during the night, and turned all of them to face her, including shifting one onto her bedside table, staring straight at her.

Was woken up by her screams, she was in a mood with me for days. Worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

f t
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

That took far too long for me to get.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I've told the tale on QOTW before
But Peteloaf and I used to go out at night and move peoples garden gnomes on to their doorsteps and put mini protest signs in their hands reading things like "I hate fishing" and "Down with stupid hats"
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Superb.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Haha that's excellent

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

the worst are those "real" dolls that people have made to look like babies
did you see the documentary about the weird granny who had one made like her grandson because he moved to aus - by the time he was 6 and skyping with her, he must have been thinking 'thank fuck we moved before she ate my skin'.

also see the weirdo who spend thousands of pounds on clothes for them at harrods. FUCKING DOLLS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Theres a shop near me that has them in the window
I asked to proprietor who told me she sells many to women that have lost a baby and then gone totally fucking mental. They buy one and they change it and breast feed it and talk to it and then probably wonder why their husband leaves them.
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That is both tragic and hilarious.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Like off topic on a good day.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Heights
but I'm not a screaming nancy about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I don't like heights, either.
I get all vertiginous. Do you feel weird when you look up at tall buildings and stuff, too?
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

You great Mary. MTFU.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Typical French coward.
Scared of his own fucking shadow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Don't think he can see his shadow what with all the walking backwards to retreat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Funny thing is, I was going to become a pilot until the seizures happened.
I don't mind heights when I'm in control of the situation, but I can't do rollercoasters, for example.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I never used to have a problem with heights
until I went to Rome, stayed up all night taking vast quantities of drugs and then went up the dome of St Peter's. When I got out into the blazing sunshine at the top I had a major 'episode'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Haha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

.....and that's how the Pope was chosen

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Explains the Nazi links

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I'm not scared of heights
more scared of falling.
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I'm not scared of falling
more scared of hitting the ground.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

i'm probably too slow on this one.
But your mum to all the questions.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Can't say I'm sorry to see this thread die.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

That's what your MOTHer said

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Like moths in the rain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

rain OFFICE! BEHIND YOU!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

HA!
I rather like moths actually and I find bugs and beetles and the like fascinating
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Anything with more than 4 legs is BAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

What about lobsters?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

BAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

tasty is the word you are looking for

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Cooked = GOOD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

The rejected first draft of "Animal Farm"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

farm1.staticflickr.com/167/397976074_0a57ba4745.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

MODS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

D TH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I feel like your heart's not in it anymore, kids.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Don't get in a flap about it.
Just try to wing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

There ant enna good puns left

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)

It's an unstoppable behemoth

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I don't have a lot of phobias
Big spiders and heights make my stomach turn.

Im fine once Im up there but cant go near the edge and look over. Even watching films I get a slight judder if they go over a building!

I also hate large monkeys. The angry buggers who will happily tear and arm off and beat you to death with it.

Alt. I have a friend who likes to reminisce a lot. Sam stories repeated every time we meet. She seems to forget I was there too.
Maybe she has slight Alzheimers.

Alt.Alt. Vanessa Feltz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)