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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well this is more dire than diarrhoea on a diorama with dire straits in the background
if you could say/tweet anything to anyone, celebrity or otherwise, what would it be?

alt: so the last two socially acceptable prejudices are gingerism and fattist. would you rather be ginger or fat?

altalt: would you ever pay for sex or sleep with anyone who had been paid for sex?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:44, 216 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
there are lots of things that I am legally prohibited from sending to Fiona, Sian and Rihanna.
By any means, physical or electronic.

Fucking lawyers :'(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
You have to be up early in the morning to catch them (and bundle them into a van)

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I'd ask Sarah Greene how felt felt
Alt:
Fat - easier to shift

AltAlt:
No
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
urban myth, soz

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
She's not urban

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
but the pool table story is 100% untrue

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I dont really want to ask her about it TBH

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I'd be more than happy to tell Nathan Fillion I think he's ace.
Alt: Well, I am fat, so I don't need to choose.

AltAlt: No idea, depends how I felt at the time.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Gay

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
you don't look fat in your pics

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Danke
Am slowly losing weight atm, hoping to be able to keep the routine going over Christmas.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
haha, good luck with that
but you can pick it up again in the new year
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Aye, I know
Hence 'hoping'. Tbh, one thing that has helped is that I'm enjoying my gym sessions.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
You've already got enough material to beat me over the head with, I'm staying schtum.
Alt: Hobbes' choice. Probably ginger edges it.
Altalt: No.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it's alright, the moth is back in its cage for now
i thought you quite fancied ginger birds?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I do, but I don't want to be ginger myself.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
you are bound to have a ginger beard
most blond blokes do
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I'm only half blond
and so's my beard. No ginger to be found. I'm not dark enough, so I have blond patchs.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
half blond?
what's the other half?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
strawberry

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I'm mostly brown

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Thanks Errol

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
rusty roof, smelly garage

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I am married to a ginger.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I thought you said you'd saved it.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
for later....

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
semi-resuscitated

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I regret not telling monty that I loved him before he died.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
He knew, Winders.
He knew.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
no

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh q, man
It just doesn't seem like you're even trying any more.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
i'm not here much
and when i am it seems like i've missed fuck all, you're a right bunch of boring pricks
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
prick

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
did you know rachelswipe is an anagram of epic whalers?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
you're the first person that has ever got this, have a prize
it's your mum's last tampon, preserved in a jar
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
thanks, i always wanted a little brother

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
don't you have any siblings, Q?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
they're both older than i am
you nosey slag
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

older more loved by our parents
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
this does explain a LOT

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
as if, everyone knows parents favour the youngest

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

jar +n oil tanker
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
very good
click
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
i've been working from home a lot while we look for new offices
been getting my countdown on
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I'd ask Terry Nutkins for otter handling advice
alt: at least if you are fat you can lose weight, however to make a final decision i need to know how ginger or how fat

altalt: no and no; if a woman has to pay for sex then i suspect she'll be both ginger and fat
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
On the otter hand...

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
ginger = looks like someone set your head on fire
like in that "dumb ways to die" video

fat = can't see your feet
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
prolly just killmyself

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Nice beaver.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You know, I'm ginger.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
You've been relentlessly bullied on these pages today.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
It's really not my day today Tanglo old fruit.
I really might go and see if reddit will have me.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Don't go - I couldn't cope with another loss so soon after Two Hats.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
whatever happened to janet?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
in a mental home

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I'm not even joking

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
what is actually wrong?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
she went mental, and got sectioned.
What do you think happened?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I dunno, depressed and checked herself in...
mental is a broad church
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
She's out again now.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
HIDE!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
really?
hopefully she is feeling better now
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
At least she hasn't got cancer.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Diabetes will get her first

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It takes a man of strong resolve and a constitution of iron to withstand the bullying hords of OT

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Or be a thick cunt.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
you have suddenly set your faced to Mr Hyde

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Haha, did you look that up after you posted it?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
dunno what you're talking about

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)
You missed removing the 'd' as well

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
fucks sake

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
He had one subthread.
That's not a bullying. I'm the real victim, here.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
how so?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Yeah, whatever.
Bully.

I'm really looking forward to my drinks with the guy who's moving.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
*unscrews moth jar*
btw, i read a book the other night where the mother was teaching a kid how to open a jar and she said something like "righty tighty, lefty loosey" as to which way you twist to open/close it.

is this true? my head hurt trying to work it out.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Actually, yes it is.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
this is how I remember it

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
fucking moaning frenchman

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
+ moth-eaten

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Amenorrhoea.
alt: I am already one of the two. And you've seen my pubes.

altalt: Been there, done that. Got the Nectar points.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Did you post them to her in an evelope sealed with a spunky kiss?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I ripped them out and stuffed them in her little pink sixpence.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I heard your coin purse looks like a bald cat's face

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I heard you sleeping while I fucked your family.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
i heard that you two boys should
GET A ROOM
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I don't like bald bollocks, they're all "tacky"

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I would quite happily turn ranga in exchange for not being fat.
After all, you can always dye ginger hair another colour, but you can't hide a massive gunt.

Believe me, I've tried : (
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
stand behind swipe

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
screw the pair of you miserable sacks of spunk :(

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Ahahahaha, there she is

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
she was working!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Call you fat and you shalt appear.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
if i carry on eating like i did at lunchtime it'll be true

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I got a Wispa cos i was hungry adn i ate it
then someone came round with brownies and i ate one of those as well
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i went to leon
and ate sweet potato falafel, brown rice and houmous.

and then got back here and there were chocolates.

:(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
You people disgust me

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
what people? stuffed people?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
it's like /ot's very own Toblerone

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
mmmmm
white chocolate toblerone

if i have to go next door and eat some now, i will blame you
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Toblerone
Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Toblerone, Toblerone.
Does whatever a Toblerone does.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Click!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Have you tried divorcing him rather than hiding him?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Silly battered.
Then I'd only get 50%. If I see him out, I get it all.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Do you get the bungalow AND the caravan on the seafront?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Oh man, Nakers. Even for you, that's quite spasticated spelling.
EDIT: yeah, yeah, we all saw that.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)
mainly it's typing errors tbh
i never review posts before p[osting
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
To be fair, I can't type either.
My brain goes too fast for my fingers.

What's your excuse?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
i can't type as quickly as i want to, so it comes out all squiffy
some is spelling as well however as i am a spelling spastic
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

spelling bent
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
DAMMIT!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Oh, Nakers, you walked right into that one.
You bent spastic.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
DO NOT ANGER THE BABY JESUS

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
You'll turn water into whine.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I made the Baby Jesus cry.
And not the way I usually do...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
What a bender.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
lets all concentrate on my witty "film" refernce below, mkay?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
yeah, i didn't get it.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Hans Zimmerman, prolific movie score writer
inception, the Dark Knight, Gladiator, Crimosn tide etc etc
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Me either but I have been on the claret.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Gout lols

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I do tweet stuff to celebrities telling them how great/awful they are
Alt. Ginger. You can get fit gingers but no fit fatties.

AltAlt. I'd never pay for it but dont see the issue if someone has a history as long as they are clean and dont do it now.
Everyone has a story.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I am not sure I see the stigma that goes with paying for sex.
ALL SEX is transactional.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
As in, I buy you dinner and a movie and you nosh me off or I slip you 20 notes and you nosh me off?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Well, yeah.
"You've been nice to me this week, I'll stick the sussies on and sit on your face".
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
office lol

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
No wonder you have to beat them of with a shitty stick
smooth git
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Too true, man. Too true.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Women use sex as a weapon. Oooer.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Mr B3th reliquishes his pension book and you milk his prostate

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
How do you think it turned cancerous?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Is that you Nakers?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Ah my wit and charm shines through

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
The idea is to give an Xmas twist to your regular name
not make up a wholly unrelated new one. I thought 'who could get this simple protocol wrong? Ooh, I know!'
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I couldn't think of nuffin :(

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
COME ON GANG, LET'S HELP NAKERS WITH A SEASONAL NOM DE PLUME!!!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
YULE NEVER BE WORSE THAN NAKERS

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
^ oh this one is GREAT

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Spastic Claus Is Coming To Town?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
TIS THE SEASON TO BE A BENT SPASTIC

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
SIBENT NIGHT

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
The YULE... one wins this.
I cannot get near that one.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Maybe you should invite suggestions ?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I would tweet 'I AM GOING TO KEVIN KILL YOU, YOU SHINY TONY TWAT' to Ainsley Harriott

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
see all the replies...
.... told you i had resurrected OT. wooooo. yeah. well alright. wooo.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Show us your tits.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Chrz bbz

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
he was talking to you

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I know
I sent him a titgaz, he gazzed me a tenner.

Hence the 'cheers'
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
PSSST you thirsty?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
If you want him to buy you a pint, just ask him!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
It's cos I'm back
ACTUALLY
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)

+ l
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
ACTUALLLY?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Guess who is at the top of the popular page no BIATCH!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
is it your mum and her massive cock again?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Nakers the Red-Nosed Spastic

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This wins.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
whatever wins, you lose

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
stunned is the one riddled with gout

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)

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