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well this is more dire than diarrhoea on a diorama with dire straits in the background
if you could say/tweet anything to anyone, celebrity or otherwise, what would it be?
alt: so the last two socially acceptable prejudices are gingerism and fattist. would you rather be ginger or fat?
altalt: would you ever pay for sex or sleep with anyone who had been paid for sex?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:44,
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there are lots of things that I am legally prohibited from sending to Fiona, Sian and Rihanna.
By any means, physical or electronic.
Fucking lawyers :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:46,
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You have to be up early in the morning to catch them (and bundle them into a van)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:47,
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I'd ask Sarah Greene how felt felt
Alt:
Fat - easier to shift
AltAlt:
No
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:46,
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urban myth, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:47,
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She's not urban
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:48,
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but the pool table story is 100% untrue
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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I dont really want to ask her about it TBH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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I'd be more than happy to tell Nathan Fillion I think he's ace.
Alt: Well, I am fat, so I don't need to choose.
AltAlt: No idea, depends how I felt at the time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:47,
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Gay
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:48,
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you don't look fat in your pics
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:48,
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Danke
Am slowly losing weight atm, hoping to be able to keep the routine going over Christmas.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:50,
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haha, good luck with that
but you can pick it up again in the new year
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:53,
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Aye, I know
Hence 'hoping'. Tbh, one thing that has helped is that I'm enjoying my gym sessions.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:56,
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You've already got enough material to beat me over the head with, I'm staying schtum.
Alt: Hobbes' choice. Probably ginger edges it.
Altalt: No.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:49,
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it's alright, the moth is back in its cage for now
i thought you quite fancied ginger birds?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:50,
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I do, but I don't want to be ginger myself.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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you are bound to have a ginger beard
most blond blokes do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:53,
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I'm only half blond
and so's my beard. No ginger to be found. I'm not dark enough, so I have blond patchs.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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half blond?
what's the other half?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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strawberry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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I'm mostly brown
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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Thanks Errol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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rusty roof, smelly garage
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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I am married to a ginger.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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I thought you said you'd saved it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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for later....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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semi-resuscitated
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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I regret not telling monty that I loved him before he died.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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He knew, Winders.
He knew.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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no
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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Oh q, man
It just doesn't seem like you're even trying any more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:56,
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i'm not here much
and when i am it seems like i've missed fuck all, you're a right bunch of boring pricks
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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prick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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did you know rachelswipe is an anagram of epic whalers?
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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you're the first person that has ever got this, have a prize
it's your mum's last tampon, preserved in a jar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:01,
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thanks, i always wanted a little brother
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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don't you have any siblings, Q?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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they're both older than i am
you nosey slag
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24,
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older more loved by our parents
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:34,
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this does explain a LOT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:37,
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as if, everyone knows parents favour the youngest
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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jar +n oil tanker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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very good
click
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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i've been working from home a lot while we look for new offices
been getting my countdown on
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quintsy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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I'd ask Terry Nutkins for otter handling advice
alt: at least if you are fat you can lose weight, however to make a final decision i need to know how ginger or how fat
altalt: no and no; if a woman has to pay for sex then i suspect she'll be both ginger and fat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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On the otter hand...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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ginger = looks like someone set your head on fire
like in that "dumb ways to die" video
fat = can't see your feet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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prolly just killmyself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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Nice beaver.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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You know, I'm ginger.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:07,
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You've been relentlessly bullied on these pages today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:08,
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It's really not my day today Tanglo old fruit.
I really might go and see if reddit will have me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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Don't go - I couldn't cope with another loss so soon after Two Hats.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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whatever happened to janet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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in a mental home
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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I'm not even joking
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22,
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what is actually wrong?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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she went mental, and got sectioned.
What do you think happened?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:26,
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I dunno, depressed and checked herself in...
mental is a broad church
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:26,
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She's out again now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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HIDE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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really?
hopefully she is feeling better now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:36,
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At least she hasn't got cancer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24,
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Diabetes will get her first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:26,
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It takes a man of strong resolve and a constitution of iron to withstand the bullying hords of OT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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Or be a thick cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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you have suddenly set your faced to Mr Hyde
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:15,
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Haha, did you look that up after you posted it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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dunno what you're talking about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:21,
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You missed removing the 'd' as well
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22,
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fucks sake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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He had one subthread.
That's not a bullying. I'm the real victim, here.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13,
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how so?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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Yeah, whatever.
Bully.
I'm really looking forward to my drinks with the guy who's moving.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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*unscrews moth jar*
btw, i read a book the other night where the mother was teaching a kid how to open a jar and she said something like "righty tighty, lefty loosey" as to which way you twist to open/close it.
is this true? my head hurt trying to work it out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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Actually, yes it is.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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this is how I remember it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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fucking moaning frenchman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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+ moth-eaten
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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Amenorrhoea.
alt: I am already one of the two. And you've seen my pubes.
altalt: Been there, done that. Got the Nectar points.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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Did you post them to her in an evelope sealed with a spunky kiss?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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I ripped them out and stuffed them in her little pink sixpence.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:05,
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I heard your coin purse looks like a bald cat's face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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I heard you sleeping while I fucked your family.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13,
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i heard that you two boys should
GET A ROOM
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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I don't like bald bollocks, they're all "tacky"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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I would quite happily turn ranga in exchange for not being fat.
After all, you can always dye ginger hair another colour, but you can't hide a massive gunt.
Believe me, I've tried : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:28,
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stand behind swipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:29,
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Hahahahahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:30,
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screw the pair of you miserable sacks of spunk :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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Ahahahaha, there she is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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she was working!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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Call you fat and you shalt appear.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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if i carry on eating like i did at lunchtime it'll be true
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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I got a Wispa cos i was hungry adn i ate it
then someone came round with brownies and i ate one of those as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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i went to leon
and ate sweet potato falafel, brown rice and houmous.
and then got back here and there were chocolates.
:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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You people disgust me
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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what people? stuffed people?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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it's like /ot's very own Toblerone
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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mmmmm
white chocolate toblerone
if i have to go next door and eat some now, i will blame you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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Toblerone
Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone Toblerone
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Toblerone, Toblerone.
Does whatever a Toblerone does.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Click!
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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Have you tried divorcing him rather than hiding him?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:30,
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Silly battered.
Then I'd only get 50%. If I see him out, I get it all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:31,
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Do you get the bungalow AND the caravan on the seafront?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:32,
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Oh man, Nakers. Even for you, that's quite spasticated spelling.
EDIT: yeah, yeah, we all saw that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:33,
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mainly it's typing errors tbh
i never review posts before p[osting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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To be fair, I can't type either.
My brain goes too fast for my fingers.
What's your excuse?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:36,
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i can't type as quickly as i want to, so it comes out all squiffy
some is spelling as well however as i am a spelling spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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spelling bent
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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DAMMIT!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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Oh, Nakers, you walked right into that one.
You bent spastic.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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DO NOT ANGER THE BABY JESUS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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You'll turn water into whine.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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I made the Baby Jesus cry.
And not the way I usually do...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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What a bender.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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lets all concentrate on my witty "film" refernce below, mkay?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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yeah, i didn't get it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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Hans Zimmerman, prolific movie score writer
inception, the Dark Knight, Gladiator, Crimosn tide etc etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Me either but I have been on the claret.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Gout lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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I do tweet stuff to celebrities telling them how great/awful they are
Alt. Ginger. You can get fit gingers but no fit fatties.
AltAlt. I'd never pay for it but dont see the issue if someone has a history as long as they are clean and dont do it now.
Everyone has a story.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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I am not sure I see the stigma that goes with paying for sex.
ALL SEX is transactional.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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As in, I buy you dinner and a movie and you nosh me off or I slip you 20 notes and you nosh me off?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Well, yeah.
"You've been nice to me this week, I'll stick the sussies on and sit on your face".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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office lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:51,
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No wonder you have to beat them of with a shitty stick
smooth git
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Too true, man. Too true.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Women use sex as a weapon. Oooer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Mr B3th reliquishes his pension book and you milk his prostate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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How do you think it turned cancerous?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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Is that you Nakers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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Ah my wit and charm shines through
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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The idea is to give an Xmas twist to your regular name
not make up a wholly unrelated new one. I thought 'who could get this simple protocol wrong? Ooh, I know!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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I couldn't think of nuffin :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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COME ON GANG, LET'S HELP NAKERS WITH A SEASONAL NOM DE PLUME!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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YULE NEVER BE WORSE THAN NAKERS
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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^ oh this one is GREAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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Spastic Claus Is Coming To Town?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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TIS THE SEASON TO BE A BENT SPASTIC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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SIBENT NIGHT
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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The YULE... one wins this.
I cannot get near that one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:08,
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Maybe you should invite suggestions ?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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I would tweet 'I AM GOING TO KEVIN KILL YOU, YOU SHINY TONY TWAT' to Ainsley Harriott
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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see all the replies...
.... told you i had resurrected OT. wooooo. yeah. well alright. wooo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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Show us your tits.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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Chrz bbz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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he was talking to you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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I know
I sent him a titgaz, he gazzed me a tenner.
Hence the 'cheers'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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PSSST you thirsty?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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If you want him to buy you a pint, just ask him!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:14,
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It's cos I'm back
ACTUALLY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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+ l
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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ACTUALLLY?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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Guess who is at the top of the popular page no BIATCH!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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is it your mum and her massive cock again?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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hahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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Nakers the Red-Nosed Spastic
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:14,
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This wins.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:15,
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whatever wins, you lose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:21,
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stunned is the one riddled with gout
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:17,
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