so further to the explanation of a greggs hat
what memes don't you get (not just on b3ta)? are they funny or not? a pirate recording of monty and stunned singing "greggs hat bebbeh" for the winner.

alt: would you ever wear red shoes?

altalt: what exercise do you do?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:55, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

altalt: Seven sit ups a week.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)

getting out of bed doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)

*touches nose, points*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I still don't understand the Semen Patel thing,
Or the deacon thing. I'm a bit thick.

I have a pair of blue shoes, but would not wear red.

I'm going to post a YouTube link, I'm not sure if it is a sampled track or not, but it sounds so familiar I think it must be. Help me identify where the sample is from, if you can.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=men-jcslePU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)

the deacon thing? you mean joey deacon??
the sample is "bells" by buffy sainte marie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)

i didn't mean the singing.
Sox.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

oh then i have no idea....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's because monty loves the fragrant and spicey taste of spunk from the sub-continent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I don't get the cock up arse thing.
alt: I think I've had red trainers before/

altalt: I walk the two miles to and from station to work a couple of times a week, if that counts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)

the efffort of stretching and stuffing your cock up your own arse must make you break out in a sweat, non?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Altalt: I don't - I've always been thin and lazy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I don't get why you went out with Greggs Hat.
The meme I get.
CHCB wanked off enzyme?
I was cycling but my bike got nicked and I haven't replaced it - so none really. I get around quite a bit though - like herpes. On crutches lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Didn't Enzyme once write a qotw story about how he nearly got it on with CHCB?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I don't know.
Finally, some salacious gossip.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

because i like him :((
bar crawling is not exercising.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Why do I wake up tired in the morning then? Answer me that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

it'll be all the touching yourself at night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I heard you are a fat as butter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

u + attered
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Oi!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I guess this is pay back for you being SO rude to swipey yesterday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)

yeah
(said in the voice of the unicorn from "dungeons and dragons")
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

didn't it bleat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)

it sounded like it was saying YEAH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u738fEtAZJI
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I was tempted to say "RIS" just for the ironylols.
But half of you lot probably don't remember that one.

Alt: I have at least one pair, yeah, although they're fellrunning/walking things rather than really shoes. At least one pair of my astros are red as well I think.

AltAlt: wanking like a safari park Bonobo, obviously
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Morrisons innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

So do I
I know all as I am now omnipotent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

good good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That thing you do with the pepper grinder? yep, i know all about that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

It's a pepper grinder. I reckon 50% of the population could take a decent guess at what I do with it.
If you want to convince me, tell me what I do with the silicon whisk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

you stuff it up your cock end and shit out scrambled eggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Fuck me, he is omniscent.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

This is why I always refuse breakfast after our "meet ups"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Impotent, perhaps.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)

don't forget about the pink socks
i never will
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I have a pair now where one is fluoro pink and the other fluoro green
and also a pair in fluoro orange with "I feel the need for speed" written up the back

I bet you've never wanted me more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

+ dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

i am speechless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

my work here is done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Xmas pun
Greggs Queen Wencheswipe?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

hmmm
keep trying bebbeh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Last Christmas, I gave you my hat..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)

but the very next day, you gayed it away

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

This year, to save me from memes
I gave it to someone *special *

needs
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I have several pairs of socks that involve the colour pink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I have several pairs of socks made by Pink.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Might Boosh
I really want a fur-lined coat and/or hoody, faux fur naturally, and not too expensive.

I'm not sure if this is hiddious or not: www.amazon.co.uk/Fashion-Collar-Button-Closure-Pockets/dp/B00902BSQY/ref=sr_1_15?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1353592205&sr=1-15
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

If it's what you just posted on facebook
don't. fucking. do. it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Hah, it's so bad it might just work though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)

It really won't.
apart from the fact that it's fucking horrible, that sort of coat is cut for Hoxton heroin chic. Unless you can see your ribs and pelvis through your skin you'll look idiotic in it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Hey everyone it's that lovable pimp GONZ!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I didn't know Baby Gap had a Pimp section.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)

it's fine as long as you are some kind of girly spiky haired japanese cartoon character

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)

actually it does remind me of
i20.photobucket.com/albums/b229/MarionetteOwl/SquallLeonhart.jpg
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

He's a beardy, curly haired jewish cartoon character, will taht do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Anything along the lines of "that awkward moment when..."
It's fucking shit.

Alt: Don't see why not.

AltAlt: Walk home several times a week, 4 gym sessions a week.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I don't get that meme where one person posts something, then everybody replies to it with something

altalt: I rub my thighs at a professional level
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)

No red shoes unless I wanted a job as a clown.
Or Dorothy.

AltAlt. I do a lot of walking. and by that I mean actual hiking and not just to the shops. A good few miles each way.

For bonus gay points Im about to start pilates.

I have a case of the Madonnas.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I still haven't worked out what the feck that Semen Patel business is all about.
Or indeed 'Boat'.

Alt: No, I'm nowhere near camp enough.

AltAlt: Basketball once a week, footie once a week, cricket twice a week (plus training) during the summer - weather permitting obviously.

I've also started to go out for a walk at lunchtimes - maybe 20-30 mins per day. Combined with my first ever diet, I've lost 5Kg in 3 weeks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Stunned poster, earlier
bcove.me/ywx9ca3a
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I hate that shit joke about such and such's less successful single etc etc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)