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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Look, I'm sorry for the semi-threadstomp
but this is fucking brilliant and cannot wait another damn second
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:39, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Dude put the pills down.
Se'sly, I don't know what kind of psychedelic visions you're seeing when you click the link but I just got the /OT home page with some bent jive shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
It's horribly mean to mock the mentally disadvantaged Monty
What would Jimi do? Hmmm?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Jimi's dead, m8.
Now is there someone who knows where you are? I'm worried about you.

You're not going to do anything silly are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I'm trying to bling up my posts
too see just HOW MUCH MORE GANGSTA it can make me.

Dog.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Wow you steady p1mp1n' now brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Not really you look like a suicidal gaylord.
x x x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I'm assuming you've heard of the "new" Jimi album coming out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I sure have.
Practically every note Hendrix played between '67 and his death was recorded. His estate is slowly remastering, collating and releasing shitloads of unheard (or previously bootleg-only) half-finished tracks,live stuff etc. Luckily I have unlimited funds so I have the lot!!!! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Funds?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
It's street slang for 'money'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Putting the FUN into funds

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
So you're rich?
SORRY I MISTOOK YOU FOR MONTY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Hard times, double H.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Best porno Mag. EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Just torrent it, it'll sound better on mp3

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I much prefer the warm sound of reading reviews online and getting upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
You can do it with any site
CHECK IT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Terrible racism.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Edgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I think he's having a major wobble.
Have you got any 'connects' with the Norwich mental health team? I think we have a 'jumper' here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Sadly not.
On the other hand, it'll lighten their caseload a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Peroni FTW
I iz drunk. I've just tried to dry my hands with the soap dispenser
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
HURRAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
\o/
I fucking love drinking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
You shitting shitehawk
I fucking miss drinking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I'm drinking for two
two seven
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I is well jell
Can't wait to say what the upblinger makes of that...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Oh, brilliant
"I is well jell
Can't wait ta say what tha fuck tha upblinger makez of that..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Genius
What dont you want to drink tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
All of it
All of the alcohol

Going out tonight and tomorrow as well. And these pills are supposed to preserve my sanity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I have a bottle of Shiraz booked in for this evening

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
You pillhead mod with your scooter and your parka and what have you.
You mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
He's a mod too?
How many of us are there?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Nah not a mod like us.
A mod. You know, like mods?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I'm so sorry, I'm more of a rocker myself.
I don't mess with 'those' people.

Also, did you know that Weston super Mare has a Lambretta musuem? Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah, DF won't fucking shut up about it.
The fucking pillhead mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
A bloke round the corner from us
has a scooter with about twenty wing mirrors on it.

The massive flidmo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4znu82XhE&feature=player_detailpage#t=1s
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a shite meme
but it knocks spots off the gay one so fill yer boots
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Going down Brighton on the bank holiday yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Dover
White cliffs
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Beachy Head yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I don't think that is such a good idea for Darth right now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
He LOVES head

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
+ giving

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1797178
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Or receiving

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
+ it from truckers who ask him to call them 'Daddy'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
ITTTJ

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
ITIWAQR*



*I thought it was another Quadrophenia reference.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
BELL BOY!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
+END

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I rather suspect
That a certain Montague Boyce may be just about to piss on your chips.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Fuck that I'm going to take a massive dump on his fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
No.
It's shit. HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
No that's you sonny
i or
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Gregg's pastie bebbeh!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
are you drunk at work?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Maybe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
you gigggled when you wrote this didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
No, not now
I have Greggs cornish pastie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Carrots and all

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Maybe later

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Fuck
I'm hungry and want MOAR BEERZ
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I have to go and pay my child maintenance in a mo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
sadface

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Nah it's my pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Happy kid is good
Mine were fucking mental last night. Proper evil, the pair of them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i've just come back from reading
i swear to god those kids had pepper up their arses, they were totally flying
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
It must be a full moon thing
mine have been mental the last couple of days
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Fucking hell
Mine were proper evil last night

I need an old priest and a young priest
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I blame the parents.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Me too
Fancy running out of beer?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
No, I don't fancy that one bit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
ME TOO!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Well durr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I really needed beer last night
but I had none..... NONE!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
That is the saddest thing I ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I was FUCKING GUTTED
Payday = wine + beer
Birthday = GIN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This Post makes me feel a little ilL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
is it a fur coat and matching gloves?
i am too cold to click on anything else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I heard you were more fur coat and no knickers.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
this is also true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Well I'm on my way home, shit week was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
So according to /qotw, standing up for your wife when she gets verbally abused in the street
is IRL hardmanning of Honda Accord levels now.

I find this pretty repugnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
??????????
Standing up the wife Deffo. is.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Those oafs clearly know nothing of gallantry, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
pip pip

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I know this is immensely childish
But when I saw this pic I nearly pissed myself laughing

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20545125
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
If I needed a racist party leader
He'd be the one-eyed get
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Bravo sir

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Re-cycled Columbo jokes FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I first heard it as
Looking in Burton's window, I said "there's the one I'd get," and Cyclops came out and kicked my head in.

We had a better grounding in the classics in them days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
What are YOU doing this weekend?
Yes YOU! THe funny looking one. I'm looking at you

Stop wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
*looks all around*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Put THAT away, young man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Nearly there, hang on...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Aim for the face

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

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