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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So ze Germans have bought out KP
metro.co.uk/2012/12/05/kp-sold-to-german-company-intersnack-in-500m-deal-3303437/

Will they re-brand our popular salted snacks?
With my beloved Frisps now be called Fritz? Will Space Raiders be known as Storm Troopers?
How could other major brands be germanised?

Alt: It’s Friday \o/, what you got planned?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:11, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No, they'll just keep selling them as they are. Sorry. :/

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:15, Reply)
I fear you are right, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:18, Reply)
I for one would fucking love it if you could nip round the shops for a pack of stormtroopers.
Heinkel Baked Beans?
Pot Jewdle?

It's too early, give me a minute.

Alt: I am seeing fallen b3ta soldier HimJim this evening, we shall have a few beers and listen to music. Kerrazier than a cross between Albert Marshmallow and Kerrazy Kev.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:17, Reply)
Anne Frankfurters.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:19, Reply)
I was gonna do heils baked beans :(
I guess i'll make do with Pasta Schnells
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:21, Reply)
I have trained my kid to shout 'schnell, schnell'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Isn't Heinz already a German name?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1802450
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Something about showers?
Don't know, far too hungover. Picked up 10 cans of Stella for £4.89 last night, which was nice. No excuse to drink them all though, ugh.

Alt: Works Do tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Tip off the day at a works do alternate between soft and alcoholic drinks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:30, Reply)
Or simply wear a pink tutu

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Second and infinitely superior tip of the day: get some sniff and fuck the soft drinks up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
:/
How was the sojourn to the street food festival last night?
Was Andy Bates there?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Missus didn't get out of work til v late
so we didn't go, I met her in town instead and we went to Meat Market in Covent Garden. It was great but I ate my meal in no more three minutes and spent the rest of the evening being told off for various things.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)
It's the same for men out with their girlfriends world over.
BADMONTYBACKINYOURBOX
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Is it only me, you and AA thats shown up for work today?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)
No, all my staff have as well.
The bus I got on earlier had a driver, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)
fucking drivers coming over here and taking all our buses

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I'll get you Butler 'lolz''

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I bet you still dream about Olive

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:59, Reply)
No thanks, the 2007 works do featured far too much of that, and that was before I even went near the stuff
Fucking chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I fail to see how this exciting news will impact on my life.
Alt: Record night tonight. Driving to Birmingham tomorrow to collect screenprinted record sleeves.
These activities will be interspersed with various parental duties and occasional drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)
now thats Rock and Roll

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)
You gay cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Another one of Kunt and the Gang's hilarious swearing songs?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:01, Reply)
'Kunt' and his hysterical 'Gang' are without doubt the most hilarious musical comedy act
since 'Jasper Carrott'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:02, Reply)
I'm going to fucking Bromsgrove tomorrow :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:04, Reply)
:o(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Even Brummies look down on Bromsgrove
EVEN Coventryians look down on Bromsgrove.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Bromsgrove is where Coventrians send people if they don't want to talk to them.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
It is an utterly soulless place.
Then you go to Redditch, and it gets worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I'm not saying it's Redditch's fault
but after she moved there my mum got early-onset Alzheimers and died.

Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
It was probably for the best.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Rich T-Stoff
Alt:
Toast, coffee, work, Amstel, coffee, wine.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
What about SSkips

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I prefer their Waffers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Aunt Hiedi's Rouse Potatoes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Rich T-Stoff?
You'll get a rocket for posting such a bad pun.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I'm glad one person got it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
It's good in here today, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
It would be better if we had opted for the i3 rather than the pentium G870.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
You were given some bad advice on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Needs MOAR dangleberries (or whatever Chompy said)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I thought it was something to do with ten pin bowling?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Oh, you run Winnuts 8.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I installed it for the (cr)aps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
You think that's bad,
you should see the message I got from Battered asking me to stop mentioning the fact that he had a shotgun wedding because his wife reads this board and got upset about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
He didn't mind you mentioning his breakdown then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
seemed fine about that.
I guess it didn't bother his mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Are you "high-end gaming" already this morning?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I know I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Sky rim no doubt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is actually quite funny.
I GET THIS JOKE!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I ALSO GET THIS JOKE THAT LOKESY HAS JUST MADE!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I DON'T CAN SOMEONE PLS EXPLAIN IT THANKYOU!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I'M AFRAID NOT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I MISQUOTED THE NAME OF A HIGH END COMPUTER GAME TO IMPLY THAT MONTY IS A PERVERT FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT! !!1!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
OH!!!!!!!


I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
THere is a game called Skyrim

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Selling your arse for a packet of biscuits
does not count as gaming
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I was assured that it did.
Perhaps it's time I got some new 'friends'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Chocolate fingers, no doubt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Hi everybody!
I forgot my laptop so had to go back home to get it and now I'm really late, but not hungover you'll be pleased to hear
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I read that in the voice of Dr Nick Riviera
for some reason
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Oh man this story has everything!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
It's probably the best post in this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I think it's probably the best post ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
FP it NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
'have a click'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Yesssssssssssssssssassssasssssssass

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Oh man, I wish I was you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Then you would still have a job come the new year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Ooof

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Oh no, is Kroney getting sacked too?
At this rate we'll have nobody on this board qualified to give out IT advice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Nah, I'm on holiday for three weeks.
I am VERY excited about this. Today is my last day before the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Where are you going?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This next week I'm moving back to Guildford for a bit
then the week after that I'm in Germany and then Christmas with the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)
That sounds fun.
I like Germany.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Berlin and Cologne with a slight detour to Bruges.
I am going to hate the sight of Christmas by the time I get back on Christmas Eve. Perfect timing to deal with the family!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This sounds like an excellent adventure
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)
bogus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I like Berlin a lot.
They cater surprisingly well for vegetarians for a bunch of sausage-munchers. Plus beer is pretty much considered a soft drink over there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Haev you been to Munich?
I preferred it to Berlin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
No I haven't, but if it is better than Berlin then I'll give it a go one day.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Go in the summer, it really is achingly beautiful.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Is it like painting pictures with lager?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Larger pictures with lager.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
*looks around office nervously*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I've got some bad news, sporto, we were both wrong.
People using spreadsheets will definitely notice .5 extra GHz in otherwise identical processors :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Using MASSIVE spreadsheets with huge calculations

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)
HIGH END spreadsheets

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Of course

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Which is the better graphics card for high end spreadsheets?
NVidia or ATi?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
NVidia, everytime

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Why?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Becase he's so urban.
He feels the G force.

Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
He's a lot like Nate Dogg
RIP my brother.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Well Nvidia's GeForce and AMD's Radeon GPUs are the only remaining competitors in the high-end market gaming market and AMD suffers from some overheating issues
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Do the same issues exist with SLi/Crossfire or is it just a single card problem?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You're going to make him explode his Google.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
sssssshhhhhhh! !!!!!
you'll spoil it!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)
He's been given three weeks off
What he doesn't know is this is so his employer can train his replacement and change the locks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I really hope this is true
and come Janaury Kroney pops up on here and just posts ":("
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)
hahaha
He'll have to move back to Sangatte
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I may very well do this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Oh, I don't know, I got to work on time without exploding any computers
so I'm probably doing better than you, me old china.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I have just had to force my computer to shut down as its having a spak attack

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Ape, could you please shut down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)
it's ok I 've fixed it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Well that’s a relief

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Night Birds or Down in the Street?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
hahahahaha
Quite possibly the worst band ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)
worse than electric head funk?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
infinitely

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
WTN?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Not that bad. Come on, be sensible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
He flukes the best post in history and suddenly he thinks he's renowned homosexual Oscar Wilde.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I know!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)
*googles*
meh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
If this doesn’t make it to the popular page nothing will!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
That's odd
the popular page appears to have gone blank. What happened?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
no one will ever better my late for work laptopn story, so it's the popular page has been taken down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Nakers, breaking /ot one page at a time. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
It's back now
And guess who is at the top. BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I'm clicking all your posts now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
4Evah

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)
who's BOOM?
never heard of him
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
WELL THIS IS GOOD

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
i dun a new one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Boring friday is boring
Gonna go shopping tonight for some dvds and a mooch about the Christmas markets.
Tomorrow Im going home to Newcastle for an actual rave. Hangover Sunday and Monday off work for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)

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