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TD reporting in and asking others to report as well.
Everything has gone blue. Good job my password is tattoed on my knuckles, eh?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:38,
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alright?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:43,
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You don't drive, do you?
Keep it that way.
£125 for a new water pump today, £903 for insurance next year.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:48,
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Blue as in rude or depressed?
Or literally?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:46,
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I've had to log in manually rather than it doing the automatic thing
That's 15 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:50,
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This stupid Christmas name keeps slowing me down.
I keep trying to log in with my normal username.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:52,
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I just keep my name and change the sig.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:56,
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alright TD?
I'm not properly reporting in 'cause I've already given up and gone to bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:47,
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Evening all.
I'm about to do the 'Amazon' part of my Christmas shopping.
I can put it off no more.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07,
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It's a jungle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:08,
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And how big is this 'jungle'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:11,
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Massive
Welcome to the jungle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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DON'T DO IT
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:14,
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Thank you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:16,
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YW
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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Cavy reporting for duty
Nothing interesting to report. Yet.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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Any of you ever use an electric razor on your face?
My old man mentioned he could do with a new one.
If so, can you recommend any of them?
This question is open to both the men and women of OT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Wet shave all the way.
Soz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:16,
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Likewise.
You've not been very helpful, but at least you've apologised. And you replied.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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why would you use an electric razor?
It's not feasible to get a close enough shave.
I insist that my barber uses a proper cutthroat razor.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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He'd use an electric razor because he had decided to make my Christmas shopping experience shit.
I'll go for the one with the biggest discount. That makes sense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:25,
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I have one of those Phillips 3 head jobs, it's probably the best electric razor I've owned.
Can't remember the model number though, soz. I hate wet shaving; always have.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:29,
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I've just dropped a Phillips wet n' dry razor in my Amazon basket.
I haven't read the reviews, but I'm working on the basis that in addition to being an averager razor, he'll also be able to shampoo his carpets with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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I think you're needing the new Remington Fuzzaway
He liked it so much he bought the company.
Which is no longer trading...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:36,
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haha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:41,
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OMG three head jobs WOW
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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I didn't really think about that when I posted it...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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You Deffo. want it now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:55,
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Me too!
We're Razor Buddies!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:44,
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Nah, sorry
I use garden sheers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:17,
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heh
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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Ladies wax Welsh Style
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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I could do with a new face as well. No doubt I'll get one for nothing.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:48,
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Alright, flidnuts?
I've finished my work now, and I've drawn a cool zombie, and I'm waiting for the old man to cook my tea.
Times are good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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to cook my tea. Croak
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:20,
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shouldn't be too long now...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:22,
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Sozz B3th I was joking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:23,
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Evening, TD and all.
Rare evening off, lying on sofa digesting some rather fine gulyas, feeling lurgied of throat.
Currently -2 outside, foggy as fuck.
Not much to report from t'north, like.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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Now then Chief.
I know a right good remedy because, let's face it, you're a terrible drunkard.
Pint of Guinness or whatever stout you have to hand. Sup the top off. Pour in a double dark rum.
Repeat until horizontal.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:54,
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He's already lying on the sofa.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:57,
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Good point!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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I know how you mean well and all, but even a Bacardi and Cherryade doesn't appeal right now.
I have some leftover Wilko's creosote in the garden, may need to give that a shot.
The man who is tired of creosote etc..
How's thy fettle?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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Doing dead sweet.
I'll have very little work in January.
It's not the same any more but I do like that old S&C spin.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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S&C?
I should be out tonight, seeing as how Christmas has started and that, but I think an early night will do me more good that a couple of hundred quid.
Some things are worth more than money, like a kitten's tears or the smile of a rickety orphan.
What do you rate higher than money?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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Settle and Carlisle
I'm suggesting I should light out upon a mission Northbound.
Kindness and compassion to animals first, then money.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:19,
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I'm all tied up til after the festivities are done, could you wait til mid jan?
We've decided that Christmas will be an all-but-minimal affair chez-nous this year, in light of the pile of shite that has been 2012, so I'll be maximising the income instead of participating much this year.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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No worries.
I'll have very little work in January - doing it all now.
Edit - there might be a lot of talking to do by the looks of it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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Yeah, loads has happened this year.
I'm off to bed, we'll continue this later...
X
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:35,
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Is your password knuckles and is your condition hereditary?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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In case any of you were considering buying your other half or mother a food mixer thing.
KitchenAid stuff is fucking expensive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:46,
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Bob Geldof's less successful charity etc zzzzzzzzz
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:48,
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I'd need a Geldof fundraiser to afford it!
£409.00 for a food mixer.
It isn't going to happen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:53,
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Cheap for a mood fixer, if permanent.
Give Monty a loan, FFS.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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Feed Jeff's mu-uuum
Let her know it's Christmas time (and give her the receipt)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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Just promise to stand in the kitchen and chew it up and spit it out every time she needs something mixed.
But write it neatly in a nice card.
Spend 400 notes down the boozer.
Job done.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:11,
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Sounds like a job for Sportscow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:51,
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I miss sporto.
Such a shame he died so young.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:59,
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Hey TD.
I don't really know what you're on about. Just thought I'd say hello.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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If everything is steak or movies, that should be fine
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:26,
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or jokes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:45,
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Jokes used to work
It's all like PMT now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:49,
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?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:58,
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Amazon shopping done.
I'm now debating if I could get away with wearing this.
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/William+Hunt+Velvet+dinner+jacket/171740111,default,pd.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:52,
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On reflection.
Probably not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:52,
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that lining is superb.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:54,
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I'd wear it once.
Someone would (rightly) rip the piss out of me and I'd never wear it again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:55,
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Paul Smith suits have wonderful lining
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:57,
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You seen that photo lining?
I can't say I'm taken.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:03,
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unless you had excellent photos from
an awesome photographic artist like me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:04,
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You know,
It is a handsome jacket. But also, a gaudy piece of tat. I really want to love it, but I can't.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:01,
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Absolutely.
I know what you mean. For as nice as it is, it's also fucking horrible.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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nope
it's brilliant
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:16,
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you should
it looks proper swish. Wear it with a cravat and a pocket watch. I would, which is an excellent recommendation as guys dig me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:01,
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You and PD should get it on.
With all that 'diggin' you'll be like a JCB factory.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:06,
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That depends.
Are you:
a) David Tennant
or
b) bent as fuck?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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:-(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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If you wanted to spend your money
on this lot for me, that would be ace.
http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Makeup+Make+Up/100,default,sc.html?prefn1=brand&prefv1=BareMinerals&fix&spclI've run out of a few bits and pieces.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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You look nothing like the Doris in the photo.
I think you've posted the wrong link.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:11,
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Well, I haven't been photoshopped to an impossible level of physical perfection, that's true.
Also, putting makeup on my face is a little like trying to hide a pile of shit with a hanky : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:13,
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This is my kind of stuff.
The Undefeated/ Bape t shirt is iller than an AIDS patient.
undefeated.com/apparel
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:15,
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Oh dear.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:16,
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It's a blue t-shirt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:19,
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It's BAPE & Undefeated.
It's not 'just a blue t shirt'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:24,
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It's not a brand I'm familar with.
What makes it special?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:27,
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Which one? Bathing Ape or Undefeated?
Those are just cool labels.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:28,
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I'm not down with me labels.
Nice stuff though.
Is it for sale in the UK?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:29,
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BAPE have their own outlets.
Undefeated you can get in some independent shops. Have a look at the stuff here:
www.thechimpstore.com/I'm digging The Hundreds at the moment.
You're a former skate kid, this should be right up your alley.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:32,
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I've got quite a few The Hundreds items.
It's a bit hit and miss, the cut varies massively. Some stuff looks ok, others, a bit tight.
Have a look at Chemical Records in the new year (or now and build up a wish list), the usually have a 40% sale in January.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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My birthday's in January.
On a different note, I thought Bobby lived in Wales, not Banff?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-20640031
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:36,
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eery
I should post that on his FB.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:49,
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I'm a perfect size though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:53,
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Right. Going to bed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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I'd wear that.
But then again, I got married in a green velvet frock coat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:09,
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You could get away with it. You're quite the dandy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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highwayman
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:12,
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Just don't start a pun thread.
Jeff'll have a Beano.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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I won't. But Lighty did mention Adam Ant.
Have you tried the Adam Ant diet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:18,
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Nope, my brain's not working.
You'll have to tell me...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:19,
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Don't chew ever.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:20,
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*groans*
I'm obviously too tired and nowhere near drunk enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:23,
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Radiccio is nothing to be scared of
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:50,
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+ to Steve
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:22,
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