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TD reporting in and asking others to report as well. Everything has gone blue. Good job my password is tattoed on my knuckles, eh?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:38,
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You don't drive, do you?Keep it that way.
£125 for a new water pump today, £903 for insurance next year.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:48,
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Blue as in rude or depressed?Or literally?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:46,
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I've had to log in manually rather than it doing the automatic thing That's 15 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:50,
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This stupid Christmas name keeps slowing me down.I keep trying to log in with my normal username.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:52,
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I just keep my name and change the sig.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:56,
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alright TD?I'm not properly reporting in 'cause I've already given up and gone to bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:47,
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Evening all.I'm about to do the 'Amazon' part of my Christmas shopping.
I can put it off no more.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07,
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It's a jungle(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:08,
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Massive Welcome to the jungle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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YW(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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Cavy reporting for dutyNothing interesting to report. Yet.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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Any of you ever use an electric razor on your face?My old man mentioned he could do with a new one.
If so, can you recommend any of them?
This question is open to both the men and women of OT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Likewise.You've not been very helpful, but at least you've apologised. And you replied.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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why would you use an electric razor?It's not feasible to get a close enough shave.
I insist that my barber uses a proper cutthroat razor.
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He'd use an electric razor because he had decided to make my Christmas shopping experience shit.I'll go for the one with the biggest discount. That makes sense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:25,
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I have one of those Phillips 3 head jobs, it's probably the best electric razor I've owned.Can't remember the model number though, soz. I hate wet shaving; always have.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:29,
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I've just dropped a Phillips wet n' dry razor in my Amazon basket.I haven't read the reviews, but I'm working on the basis that in addition to being an averager razor, he'll also be able to shampoo his carpets with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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I think you're needing the new Remington FuzzawayHe liked it so much he bought the company.
Which is no longer trading...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:36,
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OMG three head jobs WOW(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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I didn't really think about that when I posted it...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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You Deffo. want it now(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:55,
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Me too!We're Razor Buddies!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:44,
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Nah, sorryI use garden sheers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:17,
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Ladies wax Welsh Style(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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I could do with a new face as well. No doubt I'll get one for nothing.
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Alright, flidnuts?I've finished my work now, and I've drawn a cool zombie, and I'm waiting for the old man to cook my tea.
Times are good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:20,
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Sozz B3th I was joking(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:23,
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Evening, TD and all.Rare evening off, lying on sofa digesting some rather fine gulyas, feeling lurgied of throat.
Currently -2 outside, foggy as fuck.
Not much to report from t'north, like.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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Now then Chief.I know a right good remedy because, let's face it, you're a terrible drunkard.
Pint of Guinness or whatever stout you have to hand. Sup the top off. Pour in a double dark rum.
Repeat until horizontal.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:54,
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I know how you mean well and all, but even a Bacardi and Cherryade doesn't appeal right now.I have some leftover Wilko's creosote in the garden, may need to give that a shot.
The man who is tired of creosote etc..
How's thy fettle?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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Doing dead sweet.I'll have very little work in January.
It's not the same any more but I do like that old S&C spin.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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S&C?I should be out tonight, seeing as how Christmas has started and that, but I think an early night will do me more good that a couple of hundred quid.
Some things are worth more than money, like a kitten's tears or the smile of a rickety orphan.
What do you rate higher than money?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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Settle and CarlisleI'm suggesting I should light out upon a mission Northbound.
Kindness and compassion to animals first, then money.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:19,
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I'm all tied up til after the festivities are done, could you wait til mid jan?We've decided that Christmas will be an all-but-minimal affair chez-nous this year, in light of the pile of shite that has been 2012, so I'll be maximising the income instead of participating much this year.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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No worries.I'll have very little work in January - doing it all now.
Edit - there might be a lot of talking to do by the looks of it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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Yeah, loads has happened this year.I'm off to bed, we'll continue this later...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:35,
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In case any of you were considering buying your other half or mother a food mixer thing.KitchenAid stuff is fucking expensive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:46,
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Bob Geldof's less successful charity etc zzzzzzzzz(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:48,
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I'd need a Geldof fundraiser to afford it!£409.00 for a food mixer.
It isn't going to happen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:53,
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Feed Jeff's mu-uuumLet her know it's Christmas time (and give her the receipt)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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Just promise to stand in the kitchen and chew it up and spit it out every time she needs something mixed. But write it neatly in a nice card.
Spend 400 notes down the boozer.
Job done.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:11,
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Sounds like a job for Sportscow(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:51,
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I miss sporto.Such a shame he died so young.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:59,
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Hey TD. I don't really know what you're on about. Just thought I'd say hello.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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If everything is steak or movies, that should be fine(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:26,
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Jokes used to workIt's all like PMT now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:49,
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Amazon shopping done.I'm now debating if I could get away with wearing this.
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/William+Hunt+Velvet+dinner+jacket/171740111,default,pd.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:52,
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I'd wear it once.Someone would (rightly) rip the piss out of me and I'd never wear it again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:55,
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You seen that photo lining?I can't say I'm taken.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:03,
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unless you had excellent photos from an awesome photographic artist like me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:04,
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You know, It is a handsome jacket. But also, a gaudy piece of tat. I really want to love it, but I can't.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:01,
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Absolutely.I know what you mean. For as nice as it is, it's also fucking horrible.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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nopeit's brilliant
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:16,
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you shouldit looks proper swish. Wear it with a cravat and a pocket watch. I would, which is an excellent recommendation as guys dig me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:01,
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You and PD should get it on.With all that 'diggin' you'll be like a JCB factory.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:06,
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That depends.Are you:
a) David Tennant
or
b) bent as fuck?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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If you wanted to spend your moneyon this lot for me, that would be ace. http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Makeup+Make+Up/100,default,sc.html?prefn1=brand&prefv1=BareMinerals&fix&spcl
I've run out of a few bits and pieces.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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You look nothing like the Doris in the photo.I think you've posted the wrong link.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:11,
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Well, I haven't been photoshopped to an impossible level of physical perfection, that's true.Also, putting makeup on my face is a little like trying to hide a pile of shit with a hanky : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:13,
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This is my kind of stuff.The Undefeated/ Bape t shirt is iller than an AIDS patient.
undefeated.com/apparel
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It's not a brand I'm familar with.What makes it special?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:27,
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I'm not down with me labels.Nice stuff though.
Is it for sale in the UK?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:29,
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BAPE have their own outlets.Undefeated you can get in some independent shops. Have a look at the stuff here:
www.thechimpstore.com/
I'm digging The Hundreds at the moment.
You're a former skate kid, this should be right up your alley.
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I've got quite a few The Hundreds items.It's a bit hit and miss, the cut varies massively. Some stuff looks ok, others, a bit tight.
Have a look at Chemical Records in the new year (or now and build up a wish list), the usually have a 40% sale in January.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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My birthday's in January.On a different note, I thought Bobby lived in Wales, not Banff?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-20640031
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eeryI should post that on his FB.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:49,
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I'd wear that.But then again, I got married in a green velvet frock coat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:09,
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You could get away with it. You're quite the dandy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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Just don't start a pun thread.Jeff'll have a Beano.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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I won't. But Lighty did mention Adam Ant.Have you tried the Adam Ant diet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:18,
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Nope, my brain's not working.You'll have to tell me...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:19,
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*groans*I'm obviously too tired and nowhere near drunk enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:23,
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Radiccio is nothing to be scared of(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:50,
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