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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning, so hidden treasure I put on a jacket this morning I probably haven’t worn in a year
Reaching into a pocket I found £35 quid.
www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2012/dec/18/staffordshire-hoard-site-yields-more
When did you last discover treasure?
Alt: I’m eating a Twix first time I’ve had a chocolate bar in ages what haven’t you had in ages
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:57, 132 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have a hangover.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:02, Reply)
Is it the first time in ages?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:03, Reply)
First one of note in ages.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
What you need my son is Bacon

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Agreed.
And when I get to work a bacon roll will be purchased.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:49, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Not treasure, but I found a connon ball while digging a hole for a stile.
Haven't had a Twix in years, now I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:11, Reply)
Cup of tea and a Twix
Now that was treasure
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:18, Reply)
I have a lottery ticket Ive not checked
Might be worth summit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Morning nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Morning weepee, how were last nights pissed wankers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Another office party thrown out for acting the cunt.
It's getting me down nakers, worst year ever. All these guys showing off in front of their staff/colleagues, then get upset when I tell them to leave, start apologising "oh come on mate, its our office party" does not give you permission to dangle your cock in the table vases.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Surely the office party should be where you DO behave...
Or have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)
god knows.
Just seems to be large groups of people lacking the ability to act like adults.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
I really dislike 'people'.
If I tried to do your job I'd be in prison within six months.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Years ago I worked in a hotel where a local double-glazing firm held their annual Christmas party.
One year, to save time, the local police stationed a van in the hotel car park ready to deal with the inevitable trouble.
Clearing the ballroom after the party always took 'til the breakfast staff were coming on shift the next morning.
Vile people.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:58, Reply)
There's a nightclub just off the Clapton roundabout on the 'Murder Mile'
where on Friday and Saturday nights an ambulance and a couple of police vans park up and wait for the inevitable, every single weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:59, Reply)
oxford seems to just have pit almost all the clubs on 2 streets thst run parralell to eachother,
Cop and an ambulance at both end of each street, done.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Is the Park End still open?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:14, Reply)
its called Lava Ignite now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Jesus that is a shit name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)
it is also a ludicrously shit club.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
well yes, i used to go there as a teenager
or DTMs, purple Turtle and the Cellar. Good times*

* average times
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Fucking beasts of the field.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)
*makes note*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
*PANDERS*
Morning Nakers, have you done something with your hair, it looks great today.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:24, Reply)
I do need a hair cut actually

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
No it looks ok just the way it is.......
....Errrrrrmmmm have you checked that lottery ticket yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Nope it's from last Friday and still not checked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Hurry up and check it
I’m not sure how much longer I can keep this up.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)
He waxed his mouctache.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I've got the day off,
First one in about 12 days, does that count?
I need ideas for a gift for Madame Cochon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:23, Reply)
A new Iron?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
If she has loads of stuff buy her a voucher for a spa or summat.
There comes a point when they've got everything, at which point 'experiences' are best.

B1tch3z luv dat sh1t.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)
An angry pirate.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Alex monroe jewellery is nice a bit different

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Different from nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
A turkey slap.
It's the gift that keeps giving.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:38, Reply)
I find a cornflower blue tie and some aggressively homosexual cufflinks usually go down well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
What's your budget?
Is it up with Battered?
















Or down with .......?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Probably got a couple hundred quid if it is something really good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Scalextric then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)
TCR was better TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:07, Reply)
No, it was shit
The track was fragile and you couldn't change lanes on a corner, both cars would go to the outside no matter what.
It got changed for a Scalextric.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
You drive like a woman

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
OI

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Notice the cunning use of not using your name.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Cunning indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)
I was digging around in the attic and found the original copy of the Bible.
Which was nice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Who sung that?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:25, Reply)
it's from the Fast Show.
Time has not been kind to it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:30, Reply)
I've not had a good steak in a long time, might splash out tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)
What cut is your fave?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Rib eye
Or a restaurant near me does an amazingly good onglet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Japs eye MORE LIKE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Rib Japs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Echo?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)
+ the bunny men

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Echo?
Echo?

Echo?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I'm thinking of having steak on Christmas Day.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
We always have steak Xmas Eve
once the kids are in bed, bottle of vino, etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Sounds good
Christmas Eve tends to be one of the bigger piss-ups of the year for me, but not this year. Usually I stay the night at a friend's, then get a lift with her Mum when she goes to work the next morning. However, as she's working later on this year, they're actually celebrating in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Well, I've just discovered this story this morning
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20779665

Does that count? Makes me happy, anyway. Might mean we no longer have to suffer their shitty music.

Alt: Normally here I'd say chinese, but I had one last night, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:46, Reply)
He’s Welsh it wasn’t children it was Kids

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:48, Reply)
phew!
For a moment I thought Stereophonics had split. Lokers would have been inconsolable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Hey AA
On CITV they're having an 'old skool weekend' showing old programmes, inc Art Attack with your godfather Neil B.

I expect he's texted you about it anyway but I thought I'm mention it just in case he's 'run out of credit' or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I find it incredible that another 90 pieces of gold and silver can be found
in the SAME FIELD as the main cache found 3 years ago.

Thorough job, guys, well done. If only there were machines that could detect the prescence of metal in the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
"they left convinced they had emptied it of every scrap of treasure. Now a 90 further pieces have been found."
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)
"If the finds are indeed linked, it will be particularly valuable to the archaeologists because..."
...it will make them buck their fucking ideas up or risk their entrire profession becoming even more of a laughing stock than that bloke from Blackadder and his cider addled mates already have.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)
I fucking love that West Country bloke on there.
He should have his own channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:07, Reply)
He's got his own brewery
Better than a channel anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:12, Reply)
That I did not know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Hopback in Salisbury

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Their "Summer Lightning" bitter is lovely
Didn't know he owned it though, puts him up in my estimation.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
yeah, they're an ace brewery.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Seconded
I'm a big fan of their stout too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I'm a huge fan of Salisbury.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Can we have a lunch thread yet?
As I appear to have just finished mine.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Oh internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I know, soz for being a lolfatty.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Morning
I have a cold. Yet here I am in work like a brave little soldier. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Me too :(
Would much rather be in bed.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
You'd much rather be noncing kids if today's papers are to be believed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Wut?
Oh, a Welsh rocker been arrested. Well a) I'm not Welsh and b) have no interest in the Stereophonics whatsoever.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
gwrs, nid paru

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Your spelling is worse than ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Alt: I don't think I've had a takeaway for a good 18 months, possibly longer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Cooking from scratch is much better value
And you can serve your beans on toast in little plastic pots so it feels like a real takeaway!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Maybe for christmas I'll get Monty some of those little foil cartons
so he can pretend he's having a chinese takeaway.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
he can fill it with super noodles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
seriuosly?
Alt: a decent thread.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
You're a one of those Duracell cunts, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I'm not Ginger, no.
I'm not generally a cunt either, I think 'nice enogh but a bit dull' is the usual clasification. I'm just tired and grouchy and dullards who I usually ignore are getting on my nerves.

How are you today Adam?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Caffeinated, motivated and I've got shit to do before the norovirus takes over the entire office :/

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
sounds good
I'm running massivelt late for work. In part because I was up half the night wrappy christmas presents, coz I'm a fucking christmas fairy, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)
You're just one of those cunts, aren't you?
Actually, scratch the rhetorical question bit, it was a statement of fact.

You're just one of those cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Morning Tangledupinblueperson
Yes I am just one of those cunts. Join us.....
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Are you Italian, Alan?
Have you been at the grappa this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
If I google Grappa, will I find links about drinks?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Oh look, quelle surprise...

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I urge you to seek help.
At this time of year temptation is everywhere. But there are people, Alan. People who can help.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Morning, I found my watch that I took off last night. Spent about 10 minutes looking for it this morning
And I haven't had any christmas pudding for about a year, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
did you leave it inside your dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
He left it on a frisbee and a dog took it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I played frisbee in the park with my dog yesterday.
TRUFAX
Also, good morning. In a shocking turn of events, I have already been quite productive today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:41, Reply)
We don't wish to hear about your toilet habits.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
i feel like i just shat a curried cat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Well, really!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
He left it in a puddle of spew in his bath at 4 this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Morning Alan.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Morning Windy, doing much with your day off?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I'm by the river at the moment,
Dogs are having a great time, and I'm listening to stupid loud metal and looking for possible Christmas gifts. Planning to get all shopping done by lunch, treat myself to some sushi and then just chill the Fuck out for the afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
i am well jell of this plan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
it is a good plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
what stupid loud metal are you listening to?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
The Sword
Age of Winters album. It's a fucking masterpiece of riffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
ok I have popped on Iron Swan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
good one,
The whole album is big riffs, baraels blade is killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I prefer it when they're not singing i think

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
yeah, it has got daft high fantasy sword and sorcery lyrics,
But they piss all over any other fantasy metal band.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I really need to give them another chance
I caught the end of their set a few years back, and really didn't think much of it, but I've heard good things from quite a few people now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
not seen them live.
Or in fact, heard much but this one album, but its a really good album.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)
The man with the plan!
I've got work to do and it's not getting done, so I'm fucking off. Have a good one chief!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
laters.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

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