b3ta.com qotw

Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1815256 | Search

Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(

rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Anybody want to play buckaroo?
I'll go first: COWBOY HAT ON THE HEAD
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:57, 161 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I prefer Pop Up Pirate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)

~~pop up~~ angry
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)

~~angry~~ Pop Up
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Anything to stick your sword into a man

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

To the hilt, me nizzle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Does he pop?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)

He can't stop once I'm hitting his prostate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I prefer pirating music and movies

(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)

But you're funding terrism!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I have never played buckaroo

(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)

hey TBJ, how's it hanging?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)

On the bus home for pizza and red wine, shopping was hard work
Traffic is annoyingly shit
(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)

You into breaks?
There's a site with the seminal Freeland mixes for streaming. On Tour is a breakbeat classic. Fucking flawless mix.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Yeah I'll listen to some 'breaks' hook a brother up

(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)

gazzed
Hilariously, I have no beef with downloading via torrents.

I have fucking loads of shit I've torrented. I do realise that it's copyright infringement mind you, I'm not stupid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Dead easy
Get balls deep in the missus from behind, get a good grip, then whisper in her ear "Your sister's a much better fuck". Then see how long you can stay on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)

s74 Sexual Offences Act 2003 would say otherwise
See also R v Olugboja [1981]
(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 1:03, Reply)

it popped you lose

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)

That's always happening to him

(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)

live action buckaroo is more fun
just piling things on sleepingpeople. I imagine it's more dangerous on real donkeys
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)

No such thing as donkeys though is there

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)

there must be
how else would people get into dons?
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)

oh very good.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Evening all
Anyone about?
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Bueller?

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)

alright General Sportington-Smythe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I am sir
Had what can only be described as a "fucking shit" day though.

Won't somebody please buy my fucking house?!!?!?!?!111 etc...
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Where is it and how much do you want for it?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Backworth near Newcastle and £240,000 please squire

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I've got 3 large bottles of moretti and a couple of slices of pizza.
and 2 dogs.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Throw in a kebab and its yours

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Is that still dragging on?
Fucking hell. I'm on my first one, renovating it slowly. Houses on my street get snapped up though, the one across the road went in a week.

The restored windmill probably has something to do with it.

Plus York has naff all crime and a rather nice city centre. I prefer Leeds though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I fucking love York
Yeah, still dragging on. I NEED to buy the house near the seafront and if I dont sell mine I'm fucked
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)

is there not a we buy any house service?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Those give you well under the market value.
Not worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)

could he not get a buy to let mortgage,
and jut rent the old one out to cover costs until the market becomes more buoyant?
hang on, that is a bit rude.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Do you mean a let to buy mortgage?
Possibly, I can recommend some excellent IFAs in his area.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)

i'm pretty sure i mean buy to let, or maybe I don't,
god knows.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Let to Buy mortgages allow you to use an existing property as security, in place of a deposit.
So he would get one on his house, rent it out for a bit and have the mortgage to buy the new one.

A buy to let would be if he had a house already and was buying a property to rent out, as an investment.

Different products for different situations.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)

yeah, right, well i mean let to buy.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I don't think he is very receptive to my idea.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I don't think so either.
Might be appropriate for him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I was just trying to be supportive by offering alternatives.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)

This may be a good idea
Cheers
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)

you want me to gaz you deets of an adviser?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Please
Looked at a bridging loan but was scared off
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

gazzed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)

York is great to visit, for sure
But culturally it's fucking dull. And it's expensive as fuck. And there are only three decent sized employers. And the nightlife is based around bars rather than clubs.

I prefer Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I loved my last family trip to York

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)

IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE YORK SO EXPENSIVE AND DULL!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)

\o/

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)

could you just not get a buy to let mortgage?
and just rent the old one out to cover costs until the market becomes more buoyant?
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)

or even a let to buy mortgage...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=buy+to+let+mortgage&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb
Edit: Yeah, I mean let to buy
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah, thanks, I work for an IFA firm, I know what products are available.
Have I told you about this great new drink called 'beer'?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Look,
no need to start with that tone just because i let a man I didn't know very well do all the work for my mortgage, and then paid him handsomely in the hope he hadn't fucked me over.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)

If he was independent and a member of a National or Network then you won't have been fucked over.
Plus, advisers can get struck off for fucking clients over, so an extra £200 versus being struck off, they'll probably opt for staying authorised.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

yeah, he came highly reccomended,
and so far, if i believe the letters he sends me every 6 months or so, we have saved a few hundred quid already.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)

If he's fee based rather than commission then you'll have saved the £500 within a year or two.
There's no way you can find the best deals on your own. Even if they only beat your own researched deal by 0.25% on the interest rate you've made that fee back.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

~~do all the work for my mortgage, and then paid him handsomely in the hope he hadn't~~
ed
~~over~~
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

look at this thing
www.masswerk.at/google60/

and it takes as long as those old computers, too
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I totally searched "porn"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)

i tried cats
here is the internet
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Evening all
What a Fucking day, been on the go since 6.45am just got home an hour ago.
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I'm very sorry to hear that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)

No biggy been Pandering to the big clients.
I fucking have a jaw ache from (false)smiling all day
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)

i had chips and now I feel a bit sick
life is cruel
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Well, since you put it that way maybe my day wasn’t so bad

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)

sadtimes :-(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)

How come so late?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)

650 miles worth of driving piggy :(

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)

fuck that,

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Its ok my sat-nav has
SECSAY voice
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)

cruise control and a wank?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Nope every fucking SECond it SAYs something

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)

well,
that was a terrible let down.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Thats why we drive on the left hand side
To keep our right hand busy
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)

it's probably malfunctioned
with all the yoghurt you've been slinging in it
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)

It would have been a big awkward what with the MD in the passenger seat

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

management bonding session
~~ing~~ age
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I REFUSE TO SLEEP MY WAY TO THE TOP

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)

you shouldn't sleep while driving anyway

(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I was driving on works time.....
If you're not allowed to sleep during work I'm quitting
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Lone Ranger take Viagra

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Heap big totem pole

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)

What should I eat?
I'm fucking starving now
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)

biscuits

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:18, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
EXCELLENT plan
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I had chilli cheese fries

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Actually, this could be done
*ponders*
*accepts*
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Well NOM
I now have liquid refreashment
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Povvo oven chips in cooking
Cheese grated
Chilli sorted
Wine drunk - cock
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:25, Reply)

For some reason I still have a case and a half of various spirits......
and a couple or six boxes of cuban cigars left in the boot of the car
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)

EPIC drinking fail
Went to Tescos and stocked up on cheap Stella a few nights ago \o/
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)

All is not lost then?
I'm sure I was supposed to give out all the spirits and cigars in my car boot.....How the hell did I miss them????
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!
Chilli cheese fries!
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Ultimate comfort food WIN \o/

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)

N-O-M

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Fuck me
They were GOOD

Best.Suggestion.Ever
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)

*ruffles hair*
No Probs. kiddo
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)

\o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)

chips taste great
but then make you sick. The turncoat bastards
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)

how do chips make you feel sick?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I don't even know
perhaps it was because I ate too many. Or perhaps it was the side salad of cyanide
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Or the loin of hobbit on the side

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Don't be so precious

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)

After that pun
"leave now and never return"
"leave now and never return"
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN"
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)

+Nasty Tatters

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)

*Edit it to make it work please*

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)

just copy and paste to your browser or something

(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)

OK give me a few I'll be back in a spell

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I'll be honest
I suspect it'd be a challenge to wank to
(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)

~~wank to~~ Listen to
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Shouldn't have used the ring

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I bet her ring will be SAURON the morning

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)

so will his eye

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)

She ORC to know better

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)

It'll be thorin her oakenshield and no mistake

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I'm sure she will be OK if she if she doesn’t make a hobbit of it

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)

One does not simply
ride her like Seabiscuit
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Maybe she was eating CHIPS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKdayl7BHM
I mean who wouldn't
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)

It's the uniform, isn't it?
Or the breathalyser test
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Nothing at all to do with the helmuts

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Bloody Nazis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Crossed the line Palez-vous

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Needs MOAR Lebensraum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Ve need your land your home and motercycles

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I knew it! Schwartzenegger's a Nazi!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)

He crys like a little girl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms

*Edit* 120Secs. getting his but kicked by Freddie Murcury
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)

oh dear cavy.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I was just getting comfy
Then they all went and fucked off to bed
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

yup
'night
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I feel like it's only 6pm
:(
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)

i'm here.
but you were totes rude to me yesterday, so I'm not talking to you.
(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)

You started

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)

nah, that'd be you.

(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)

night then
cockbreath
(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Good night
CQ
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)

see?
how hard is it to be civil?
(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Well hard
I had to take 14 deep breaths and count to 10 between each keystroke
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:41, Reply)

keep going kid, you'll get good at it.

(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Yeah well it's been *twitch* really *spasm* nice *eppyfit*
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)

why don't you and CQ get on then?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I think he's dull
he thinks I'm a cunt.

we're both right.
(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I have nothing at all against CQ
I quite like him
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)

twat.

(

CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)

window licker

(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:14, Reply)

sorry,
Was playing a bit of my game. Watching brit cops law and disorder now.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Fuck man you living the life
No Wankers in the pub today?
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)

no work today.
Been chilling. Wrapped a few presents, watched a movie, played some videogames, took the dogs out for a bit, ate a lot of food, and have somehow polished off a case of beer. Living easy.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Shit, I really wanna get wankerd tonight but .....
work tommorow :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJQx9n5GPw

I'm not sure how old this is but the hartley hare in me loved it
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)

that was delightful.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:45, Reply)

I've never seen it before
The compost heap that is youtube occasionally throws you a rose
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)

youtube is a bit shit isn't it.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Only place I can find all the Old school Kung Fu movies
TRUSTORY
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)

there are some good documentaries,
With wonderful tin foil hatting.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)

You still in Oxford?
I did the M5, M4, M1 corridor today
Hence the 650+ miles
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)

yeah man,
Still here, that's not a terribly nice trip is it.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I was dropping off customer bribes
with the MD, had no reason to venture into Oxford itself though
(

hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:05, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1