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Anybody want to play buckaroo?
I'll go first: COWBOY HAT ON THE HEAD
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:57, 161 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I prefer Pop Up Pirate.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)

pop up angry
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)

angry Pop Up
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Anything to stick your sword into a man

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)
To the hilt, me nizzle.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Does he pop?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
He can't stop once I'm hitting his prostate.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I prefer pirating music and movies

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
But you're funding terrism!!!

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I have never played buckaroo

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
hey TBJ, how's it hanging?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
On the bus home for pizza and red wine, shopping was hard work
Traffic is annoyingly shit
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
You into breaks?
There's a site with the seminal Freeland mixes for streaming. On Tour is a breakbeat classic. Fucking flawless mix.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Yeah I'll listen to some 'breaks' hook a brother up

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
gazzed
Hilariously, I have no beef with downloading via torrents.

I have fucking loads of shit I've torrented. I do realise that it's copyright infringement mind you, I'm not stupid.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Dead easy
Get balls deep in the missus from behind, get a good grip, then whisper in her ear "Your sister's a much better fuck". Then see how long you can stay on.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
s74 Sexual Offences Act 2003 would say otherwise
See also R v Olugboja [1981]
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 1:03, Reply)
it popped you lose

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
That's always happening to him

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
live action buckaroo is more fun
just piling things on sleepingpeople. I imagine it's more dangerous on real donkeys
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
No such thing as donkeys though is there

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)
there must be
how else would people get into dons?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
oh very good.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Evening all
Anyone about?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Bueller?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)
alright General Sportington-Smythe?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I am sir
Had what can only be described as a "fucking shit" day though.

Won't somebody please buy my fucking house?!!?!?!?!111 etc...
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Where is it and how much do you want for it?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Backworth near Newcastle and £240,000 please squire

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I've got 3 large bottles of moretti and a couple of slices of pizza.
and 2 dogs.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Throw in a kebab and its yours

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Is that still dragging on?
Fucking hell. I'm on my first one, renovating it slowly. Houses on my street get snapped up though, the one across the road went in a week.

The restored windmill probably has something to do with it.

Plus York has naff all crime and a rather nice city centre. I prefer Leeds though.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I fucking love York
Yeah, still dragging on. I NEED to buy the house near the seafront and if I dont sell mine I'm fucked
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)
is there not a we buy any house service?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Those give you well under the market value.
Not worth it.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
could he not get a buy to let mortgage,
and jut rent the old one out to cover costs until the market becomes more buoyant?
hang on, that is a bit rude.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Do you mean a let to buy mortgage?
Possibly, I can recommend some excellent IFAs in his area.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
i'm pretty sure i mean buy to let, or maybe I don't,
god knows.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Let to Buy mortgages allow you to use an existing property as security, in place of a deposit.
So he would get one on his house, rent it out for a bit and have the mortgage to buy the new one.

A buy to let would be if he had a house already and was buying a property to rent out, as an investment.

Different products for different situations.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
yeah, right, well i mean let to buy.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I don't think he is very receptive to my idea.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I don't think so either.
Might be appropriate for him.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I was just trying to be supportive by offering alternatives.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This may be a good idea
Cheers
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
you want me to gaz you deets of an adviser?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Please
Looked at a bridging loan but was scared off
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
gazzed

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
York is great to visit, for sure
But culturally it's fucking dull. And it's expensive as fuck. And there are only three decent sized employers. And the nightlife is based around bars rather than clubs.

I prefer Leeds.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I loved my last family trip to York

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE YORK SO EXPENSIVE AND DULL!

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
\o/

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
could you just not get a buy to let mortgage?
and just rent the old one out to cover costs until the market becomes more buoyant?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
or even a let to buy mortgage...

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=buy+to+let+mortgage&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb
Edit: Yeah, I mean let to buy
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Yeah, thanks, I work for an IFA firm, I know what products are available.
Have I told you about this great new drink called 'beer'?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Look,
no need to start with that tone just because i let a man I didn't know very well do all the work for my mortgage, and then paid him handsomely in the hope he hadn't fucked me over.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
If he was independent and a member of a National or Network then you won't have been fucked over.
Plus, advisers can get struck off for fucking clients over, so an extra £200 versus being struck off, they'll probably opt for staying authorised.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
yeah, he came highly reccomended,
and so far, if i believe the letters he sends me every 6 months or so, we have saved a few hundred quid already.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
If he's fee based rather than commission then you'll have saved the £500 within a year or two.
There's no way you can find the best deals on your own. Even if they only beat your own researched deal by 0.25% on the interest rate you've made that fee back.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

do all the work for my mortgage, and then paid him handsomely in the hope he hadn't
ed
over
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
look at this thing
www.masswerk.at/google60/

and it takes as long as those old computers, too
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I totally searched "porn"

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
i tried cats
here is the internet
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Evening all
What a Fucking day, been on the go since 6.45am just got home an hour ago.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I'm very sorry to hear that.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
No biggy been Pandering to the big clients.
I fucking have a jaw ache from (false)smiling all day
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
i had chips and now I feel a bit sick
life is cruel
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Well, since you put it that way maybe my day wasn’t so bad

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
sadtimes :-(

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
How come so late?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
650 miles worth of driving piggy :(

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
fuck that,

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Its ok my sat-nav has
SECSAY voice
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
cruise control and a wank?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Nope every fucking SECond it SAYs something

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
well,
that was a terrible let down.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Thats why we drive on the left hand side
To keep our right hand busy
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
it's probably malfunctioned
with all the yoghurt you've been slinging in it
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
It would have been a big awkward what with the MD in the passenger seat

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
management bonding session
ing age
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I REFUSE TO SLEEP MY WAY TO THE TOP

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
you shouldn't sleep while driving anyway

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I was driving on works time.....
If you're not allowed to sleep during work I'm quitting
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Lone Ranger take Viagra

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Heap big totem pole

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
What should I eat?
I'm fucking starving now
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
biscuits

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:18, Reply)
*trigger fingers*
EXCELLENT plan
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I had chilli cheese fries

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Actually, this could be done
*ponders*
*accepts*
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Well NOM
I now have liquid refreashment
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Povvo oven chips in cooking
Cheese grated
Chilli sorted
Wine drunk - cock
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:25, Reply)
For some reason I still have a case and a half of various spirits......
and a couple or six boxes of cuban cigars left in the boot of the car
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
EPIC drinking fail
Went to Tescos and stocked up on cheap Stella a few nights ago \o/
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
All is not lost then?
I'm sure I was supposed to give out all the spirits and cigars in my car boot.....How the hell did I miss them????
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
FUCK YEAH!
Chilli cheese fries!
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Ultimate comfort food WIN \o/

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)
N-O-M

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Fuck me
They were GOOD

Best.Suggestion.Ever
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
*ruffles hair*
No Probs. kiddo
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
\o/

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
chips taste great
but then make you sick. The turncoat bastards
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
how do chips make you feel sick?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I don't even know
perhaps it was because I ate too many. Or perhaps it was the side salad of cyanide
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Or the loin of hobbit on the side

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Don't be so precious

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
After that pun
"leave now and never return"
"leave now and never return"
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN"
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
+Nasty Tatters

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
*Edit it to make it work please*

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)
just copy and paste to your browser or something

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)
OK give me a few I'll be back in a spell

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I'll be honest
I suspect it'd be a challenge to wank to
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)

wank to Listen to
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Shouldn't have used the ring

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I bet her ring will be SAURON the morning

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
so will his eye

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)
She ORC to know better

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
It'll be thorin her oakenshield and no mistake

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I'm sure she will be OK if she if she doesn’t make a hobbit of it

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
One does not simply
ride her like Seabiscuit
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Maybe she was eating CHIPS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKdayl7BHM
I mean who wouldn't
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)
It's the uniform, isn't it?
Or the breathalyser test
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Nothing at all to do with the helmuts

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Bloody Nazis

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Crossed the line Palez-vous

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Needs MOAR Lebensraum

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Ve need your land your home and motercycles

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I knew it! Schwartzenegger's a Nazi!

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)
He crys like a little girl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms

*Edit* 120Secs. getting his but kicked by Freddie Murcury
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)
oh dear cavy.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I was just getting comfy
Then they all went and fucked off to bed
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
yup
'night
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I feel like it's only 6pm
:(
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
i'm here.
but you were totes rude to me yesterday, so I'm not talking to you.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
You started

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)
nah, that'd be you.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)
night then
cockbreath
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Good night
CQ
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
see?
how hard is it to be civil?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Well hard
I had to take 14 deep breaths and count to 10 between each keystroke
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:41, Reply)
keep going kid, you'll get good at it.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Yeah well it's been *twitch* really *spasm* nice *eppyfit*
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)
why don't you and CQ get on then?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I think he's dull
he thinks I'm a cunt.

we're both right.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I have nothing at all against CQ
I quite like him
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)
twat.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
window licker

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:14, Reply)
sorry,
Was playing a bit of my game. Watching brit cops law and disorder now.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Fuck man you living the life
No Wankers in the pub today?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
no work today.
Been chilling. Wrapped a few presents, watched a movie, played some videogames, took the dogs out for a bit, ate a lot of food, and have somehow polished off a case of beer. Living easy.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Shit, I really wanna get wankerd tonight but .....
work tommorow :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJQx9n5GPw

I'm not sure how old this is but the hartley hare in me loved it
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)
that was delightful.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I've never seen it before
The compost heap that is youtube occasionally throws you a rose
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
youtube is a bit shit isn't it.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Only place I can find all the Old school Kung Fu movies
TRUSTORY
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)
there are some good documentaries,
With wonderful tin foil hatting.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
You still in Oxford?
I did the M5, M4, M1 corridor today
Hence the 650+ miles
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
yeah man,
Still here, that's not a terribly nice trip is it.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I was dropping off customer bribes
with the MD, had no reason to venture into Oxford itself though
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:05, Reply)

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