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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anybody want to play buckaroo?
I'll go first: COWBOY HAT ON THE HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:57, 161 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I prefer Pop Up Pirate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)

pop up angry
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)

angry Pop Up
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Anything to stick your sword into a man

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)
To the hilt, me nizzle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Does he pop?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
He can't stop once I'm hitting his prostate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I prefer pirating music and movies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
But you're funding terrism!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I have never played buckaroo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
hey TBJ, how's it hanging?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
On the bus home for pizza and red wine, shopping was hard work
Traffic is annoyingly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
You into breaks?
There's a site with the seminal Freeland mixes for streaming. On Tour is a breakbeat classic. Fucking flawless mix.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Yeah I'll listen to some 'breaks' hook a brother up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
gazzed
Hilariously, I have no beef with downloading via torrents.

I have fucking loads of shit I've torrented. I do realise that it's copyright infringement mind you, I'm not stupid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Dead easy
Get balls deep in the missus from behind, get a good grip, then whisper in her ear "Your sister's a much better fuck". Then see how long you can stay on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
s74 Sexual Offences Act 2003 would say otherwise
See also R v Olugboja [1981]
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 1:03, Reply)
it popped you lose

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
That's always happening to him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
live action buckaroo is more fun
just piling things on sleepingpeople. I imagine it's more dangerous on real donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
No such thing as donkeys though is there

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)
there must be
how else would people get into dons?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
oh very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Evening all
Anyone about?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Bueller?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)
alright General Sportington-Smythe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I am sir
Had what can only be described as a "fucking shit" day though.

Won't somebody please buy my fucking house?!!?!?!?!111 etc...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Where is it and how much do you want for it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Backworth near Newcastle and £240,000 please squire

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I've got 3 large bottles of moretti and a couple of slices of pizza.
and 2 dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Throw in a kebab and its yours

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Is that still dragging on?
Fucking hell. I'm on my first one, renovating it slowly. Houses on my street get snapped up though, the one across the road went in a week.

The restored windmill probably has something to do with it.

Plus York has naff all crime and a rather nice city centre. I prefer Leeds though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I fucking love York
Yeah, still dragging on. I NEED to buy the house near the seafront and if I dont sell mine I'm fucked
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)
is there not a we buy any house service?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Those give you well under the market value.
Not worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
could he not get a buy to let mortgage,
and jut rent the old one out to cover costs until the market becomes more buoyant?
hang on, that is a bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Do you mean a let to buy mortgage?
Possibly, I can recommend some excellent IFAs in his area.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
i'm pretty sure i mean buy to let, or maybe I don't,
god knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Let to Buy mortgages allow you to use an existing property as security, in place of a deposit.
So he would get one on his house, rent it out for a bit and have the mortgage to buy the new one.

A buy to let would be if he had a house already and was buying a property to rent out, as an investment.

Different products for different situations.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
yeah, right, well i mean let to buy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I don't think he is very receptive to my idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I don't think so either.
Might be appropriate for him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I was just trying to be supportive by offering alternatives.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This may be a good idea
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
you want me to gaz you deets of an adviser?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Please
Looked at a bridging loan but was scared off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
gazzed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
York is great to visit, for sure
But culturally it's fucking dull. And it's expensive as fuck. And there are only three decent sized employers. And the nightlife is based around bars rather than clubs.

I prefer Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I loved my last family trip to York

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE YORK SO EXPENSIVE AND DULL!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
could you just not get a buy to let mortgage?
and just rent the old one out to cover costs until the market becomes more buoyant?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
or even a let to buy mortgage...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=buy+to+let+mortgage&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb
Edit: Yeah, I mean let to buy
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Yeah, thanks, I work for an IFA firm, I know what products are available.
Have I told you about this great new drink called 'beer'?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Look,
no need to start with that tone just because i let a man I didn't know very well do all the work for my mortgage, and then paid him handsomely in the hope he hadn't fucked me over.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
If he was independent and a member of a National or Network then you won't have been fucked over.
Plus, advisers can get struck off for fucking clients over, so an extra £200 versus being struck off, they'll probably opt for staying authorised.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
yeah, he came highly reccomended,
and so far, if i believe the letters he sends me every 6 months or so, we have saved a few hundred quid already.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
If he's fee based rather than commission then you'll have saved the £500 within a year or two.
There's no way you can find the best deals on your own. Even if they only beat your own researched deal by 0.25% on the interest rate you've made that fee back.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

do all the work for my mortgage, and then paid him handsomely in the hope he hadn't
ed
over
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
look at this thing
www.masswerk.at/google60/

and it takes as long as those old computers, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I totally searched "porn"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
i tried cats
here is the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Evening all
What a Fucking day, been on the go since 6.45am just got home an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I'm very sorry to hear that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
No biggy been Pandering to the big clients.
I fucking have a jaw ache from (false)smiling all day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
i had chips and now I feel a bit sick
life is cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Well, since you put it that way maybe my day wasn’t so bad

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
sadtimes :-(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
How come so late?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
650 miles worth of driving piggy :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
fuck that,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Its ok my sat-nav has
SECSAY voice
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
cruise control and a wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Nope every fucking SECond it SAYs something

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
well,
that was a terrible let down.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Thats why we drive on the left hand side
To keep our right hand busy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
it's probably malfunctioned
with all the yoghurt you've been slinging in it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
It would have been a big awkward what with the MD in the passenger seat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
management bonding session
ing age
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I REFUSE TO SLEEP MY WAY TO THE TOP

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
you shouldn't sleep while driving anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I was driving on works time.....
If you're not allowed to sleep during work I'm quitting
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Lone Ranger take Viagra

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Heap big totem pole

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
What should I eat?
I'm fucking starving now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:18, Reply)
*trigger fingers*
EXCELLENT plan
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I had chilli cheese fries

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Actually, this could be done
*ponders*
*accepts*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Well NOM
I now have liquid refreashment
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Povvo oven chips in cooking
Cheese grated
Chilli sorted
Wine drunk - cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:25, Reply)
For some reason I still have a case and a half of various spirits......
and a couple or six boxes of cuban cigars left in the boot of the car
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
EPIC drinking fail
Went to Tescos and stocked up on cheap Stella a few nights ago \o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
All is not lost then?
I'm sure I was supposed to give out all the spirits and cigars in my car boot.....How the hell did I miss them????
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
FUCK YEAH!
Chilli cheese fries!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Ultimate comfort food WIN \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)
N-O-M

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Fuck me
They were GOOD

Best.Suggestion.Ever
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
*ruffles hair*
No Probs. kiddo
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
\o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
chips taste great
but then make you sick. The turncoat bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
how do chips make you feel sick?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I don't even know
perhaps it was because I ate too many. Or perhaps it was the side salad of cyanide
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Or the loin of hobbit on the side

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Don't be so precious

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
After that pun
"leave now and never return"
"leave now and never return"
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
+Nasty Tatters

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
*Edit it to make it work please*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)
just copy and paste to your browser or something

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)
OK give me a few I'll be back in a spell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I'll be honest
I suspect it'd be a challenge to wank to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)

wank to Listen to
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Shouldn't have used the ring

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I bet her ring will be SAURON the morning

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
so will his eye

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)
She ORC to know better

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
It'll be thorin her oakenshield and no mistake

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I'm sure she will be OK if she if she doesn’t make a hobbit of it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
One does not simply
ride her like Seabiscuit
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Maybe she was eating CHIPS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKdayl7BHM
I mean who wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)
It's the uniform, isn't it?
Or the breathalyser test
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Nothing at all to do with the helmuts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Bloody Nazis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Crossed the line Palez-vous

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Needs MOAR Lebensraum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Ve need your land your home and motercycles

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I knew it! Schwartzenegger's a Nazi!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)
He crys like a little girl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms

*Edit* 120Secs. getting his but kicked by Freddie Murcury
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)
oh dear cavy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I was just getting comfy
Then they all went and fucked off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
yup
'night
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I feel like it's only 6pm
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
i'm here.
but you were totes rude to me yesterday, so I'm not talking to you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
You started

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)
nah, that'd be you.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)
night then
cockbreath
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Good night
CQ
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
see?
how hard is it to be civil?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Well hard
I had to take 14 deep breaths and count to 10 between each keystroke
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:41, Reply)
keep going kid, you'll get good at it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Yeah well it's been *twitch* really *spasm* nice *eppyfit*
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)
why don't you and CQ get on then?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I think he's dull
he thinks I'm a cunt.

we're both right.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I have nothing at all against CQ
I quite like him
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)
twat.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
window licker

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:14, Reply)
sorry,
Was playing a bit of my game. Watching brit cops law and disorder now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Fuck man you living the life
No Wankers in the pub today?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
no work today.
Been chilling. Wrapped a few presents, watched a movie, played some videogames, took the dogs out for a bit, ate a lot of food, and have somehow polished off a case of beer. Living easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Shit, I really wanna get wankerd tonight but .....
work tommorow :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJQx9n5GPw

I'm not sure how old this is but the hartley hare in me loved it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)
that was delightful.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I've never seen it before
The compost heap that is youtube occasionally throws you a rose
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
youtube is a bit shit isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Only place I can find all the Old school Kung Fu movies
TRUSTORY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)
there are some good documentaries,
With wonderful tin foil hatting.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
You still in Oxford?
I did the M5, M4, M1 corridor today
Hence the 650+ miles
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
yeah man,
Still here, that's not a terribly nice trip is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I was dropping off customer bribes
with the MD, had no reason to venture into Oxford itself though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 23:05, Reply)

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