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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hey, so yeah, i guess most of you won't be here now till after Christmas, You know, nice long winter break. I'll keep the forum nice and warm for when you get back.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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latest was 12 years ago)
www.flickr.com/photos/64196717@N06/8294739222/
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:39,
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I'm at work Tomorrow and Monday(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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Off until New Years Eve morning3.5 hours work then pub
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:41,
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flickr is a cunt.Stupid link.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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It is some kind of pink car(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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its not supposed to be.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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fucking flickr phone cunt.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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supposed to be a little bit of an article i was reading that made me chuckle. but now its ruined.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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Her back doors LOLZ
*Sporto paste it in to the browser*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:52,
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lol indeed HH, lol indeed.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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I got it Windy even if all the others couldn't be bothered to copy and paste it to the browser. (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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I'll be popping in and out mate.I'm working Xmas eve morning anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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you doing Monday are you?Why?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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Cos I work for a 'son of Abraham'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Damn. When are you back to work after chrimbleybimblo?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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NYE for the morning onlyAgain, pointless.
I'd be in 27th and 28th but I booked them off
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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I haven’t accrued enough holidays so I’m in tomorrow and Monday, sorting out my new office furniture, and fucking around on the internet.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:46,
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sounds alright.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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It fucking will be I may even use public transport and have a few beers.
Just me in \0/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Have a good one Stunned(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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have a wonderful christmas time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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Please do not post here again.Thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Stick your goose up your arsehave a good Christmas.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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I'm in the pubThat's me until 2nd Jan.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:46,
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I'm a sad housewhaleso I'll be here over most of the holidays.
But happy yuletide to all of those with families and lives etc.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:57,
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We'll be here b3th, keeping it warm.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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I think we should move the furniture and redecorate.Then when this lot come back, they'll be all like 'where did the pool table go?'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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we're keeping the fucking pool table.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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Our last-but-two pub landlordsgot caught shagging on the pool table after hours, full on BDSM style.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:17,
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Afternoon you shower of shits.I'm trying to transfer my phone contacts to a new phone.
It's fucking me off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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SMASH THEM BOTH AND DECLARE A REVOLUTION!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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That would have required a Siemens phone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Orange.To be fair, if I took 5 minutes to read some instructions it wouldn't take long to get sorted. But I haven't. And I won't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:02,
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Is that what it's suppsoed to stand for?I thought it was 'Ee, what a shower of cunts'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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I am having a lovely pint of lager right now. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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Lager is for pussies.Real men drink beer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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I drink all non-gay drinks: beer has its place. So does lager.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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ThisNo one wants a warm pint of stout on a hot summer day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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Second biggest market for guiness in east africaExcept their version is 8% and not exactly "smooth"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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And Nigerians. They drink more Guinness per capita than anywhere else apart from Ireland. Trufax (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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I shall ask mr b3th about that.he spent a lot of time working in Nigeria in the 70s and 80s.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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Pilsner is a form of beer you fuckwit West Country inbred. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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Are you suggesting mr b3th is actually her father?That would explain the age difference
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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AKSHULLYI'm a SCOTTISH inbred.
Wait, hang on...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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So.Who fancies some 'WHISKY CHAT'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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on the train to catch another train to petersfield, then gin and supper(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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Say hello to Hampshire for me.Massive flooding down towards the Solent I understand, from Pompey round to the New Forest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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Fingers crossed Portsmouth floats away eh?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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Fuck yes. And Southampton. Hellholes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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I do like it down there. I have found an excellent French bistro in Romsey; La Parisien. They get some of their food flown in to Southampton airport. Best cheese you can get in the UK. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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I cannot recommend this bistro enough. Best escargot outside of France. Superb steak tartare. Cheval steak (when available). AWESOME. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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I walked past it once.I saw the sign and though 'Ahhh...bistro'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:41,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1816375
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:43,
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I'll be in from time to time I imaginebut I'm off work in 15 minutes
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:16,
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Hey CQ Wassup?Are you having an alternative. Hrimblemas?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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Having a pre-christmas weekend with the boythen christmas with me mum
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 20:04,
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Ha!IN YOUR FACE Samsung and HTC.
With no help whatsoever, I've done stuff with my new phone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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Fuck yeah!I'll have a beer later to celebrate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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I'm having one for you right now. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1816375
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:43,
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YOU DON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:58,
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Fucking hell I've just checked out my haulI've hit the jackpot
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:55,
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Well The MD and I went to visit some of our clients yesterdayand give them various drinks Etc. I rang him this morning and said that I think theres still a few bits left in the boot “Keep em” says he they are a TAX right off.
19 bottles of various spirits and 5 boxes of Cuban cigars, the cigars are 3x El Ray Del Mundo’s tres petit corona’a (25’s) and 2x Montecristo No.4 (10’s) I never realised how expensive they are.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:14,
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With which?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:16,
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a bottle ideally but the smokes would be good tooWe've always been pals right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:19,
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You would turn a £200+ box of Cigars into bluntsThe White Spirits can get to fuck I don't drink em
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:21,
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Then come and collect which ever you likeWhite spirits consist of
x2 Smirnoff
x1 Gordens
x2 Bacardi
x1 Beefeater
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:25,
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If it's easier I am driving to Edinburgh from London on Sunday and will happily do a detour to collect any gin you don't want. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:23,
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The Gordons and Beefeaters are all yours if you want them(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:25,
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I'd be delighted. EDIT: well I was until you gazzed me your location.
Fucking Isle of Man for a couple of bottles of booze? Nah. I'll leave it for MB, I'm sure he'll hitch hike there to get it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:26,
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No I said I love man
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:45,
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I will gaz you my address. Can you deliver tomorrow between 2pm & 4pm?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:16,
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Almost a grands worth of Cigars WTF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:17,
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I'm here this evening digesting the biggest 'salad' everthen tomorrow London, then Russia
*smug*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:21,
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Biggest salad?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:27,
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yeahit was a few salad leaves and beetroot bits covered in most of a duck and a pile of bacon lardons, sauted potatoes and massive croutons. So very very delicious, but not the slightly lighter than everything else meal I had expected.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:29,
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kind ofbut imagine the base is lettuce and the topping is meat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:30,
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One good thing about Poland, the meat is excellent this evening I will be having a 14oz fillet steak with a green peppercorn sauce(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:34,
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Much bang to PoundVS the Zsloty?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:41,
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A lot of stuff is considerably cheaper. Decent restaurant food isn't, but fuck it, I'm on expenses. *orders expensive bottle of red wine*. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:44,
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Right I'm fucking off to the Pub(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:46,
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Them Foam knives and forks will teach em no doubt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:43,
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I've done all our Christmas food shopping.I managed not to kill anybody either. Stupid fucking morons with their shopping trolleys blocking aisles.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:48,
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