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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Reunions
Looks like ITV are flogging a dead horse by getting some utterly shit pop bands back together

www.itv.com/presscentre/pressreleases/programmepressreleases/thebigreunion/default.html

Who or what would you like to see reunited?

Will be nice to see how Katona gets on with her dance routines
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:02, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
RATM
why would you even be on the ITV 2 website?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I hear a rumour about Katona doing Atomic kitten again and had a looksie

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
this is not a valid reason

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
OK then...
Im wasting time at work looking up random celebrity shit
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Probably all of those bands.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I'm aware it's never going to happen, but I'd like to see the remaining members of Pantera perform together again.
Also, Busted.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
That sounds really shit.
Beer lovers, do you have any recomendations from this www.brewuk.co.uk/store/ingredients/ag-starter-kits.html
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
everything in the photos is on hay, probably in a barn
I'd be suspicious of giving my card details to a website run by a horse
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
once drank something foreign (not the spunk of some foreign celebrity)
which was found in a barn. It was quite harsh, like Mr Kipling forcefeeding you razor blades
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
he's a right cakey cunt, that one.
I had some Icelandic shit on new year's eve. Tasted like someone had tried to make cough mixture by fermenting reindeer piss.

Jager was positively pleasant in comparison.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Horses are well known for being reliable.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
they certainly makke good neigh-bours

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
They're always hoove-ering or something

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Summer Lightning is very nice.
Or, at least, when a proper brewery makes it, it is.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I think you underestimate my prowess.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Thanks "Anakin"

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
The wort is strong in this one.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Star wars: A new hop

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
The Empire strike temperature.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
TOP BEER BANTER

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
That's no moon, it's a Lancashire Pale Ale.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I find your lack of fizz encouraging

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
My beer-brewing colleague was talking about Hopback Summer Lightning only this morning.
He reckons it's an easy one.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I got a brewery pack for christmas.
Im tempted to forfeit ale in favour of wine.

Shouldn't be too hard, right?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
i like beer
you should make beer
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I will, I will.
I'm making a Golden ale next, but then I've got nothing in so I should get some more things delivered.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Or I could get them all for £114.66
for 280 pints...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Summer Lightning or the St.Austell one
TT Landlord is OK but a bit blander than those.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Thanks, I'll have a look. I've had TT before, it was not bad as far as I remember.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
can you add flavour to the ale?
Make it a bit sweeter or whatever?

Im not a huge ale fan and if it's homebrewed it will taste like warm weetabix.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
oooh
I've not had warm weetabix in ages. WANT
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
yeah you can do what you want.
And no, my stuff tastes like beer. I'm not a retard.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Me and my kid.
:o(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)
WOOOOEEEEE IS MEEEEEEEE

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)
no one cares xxx

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Thx bbz x x x x

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)
*there there*

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
*where where?*

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
*on the stair, stair*
etc
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
fine!
I won't try and be nice in future
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It wasn't the most convincing attempt I've seen, I have to say.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Haha, yeah

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)


(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
She'll get what's coming to her
Sorry to hear of your hard times man.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I don't honestly think she will, you know.
But thanks anyway bruv.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
If she continues on her mental tirades then how not?
I don't know the ins and outs.

Is it night on impossible that you two will ever be on speaking terms again?

Go on Jezza Kyle!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
She's not going mental in an office or something. No witnesses, hardly any evidence.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
^

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Get yourself wired for sound, like good old Cliff

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Did you know where that video was shot?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I do, I walk through that very underpass if I have to go to Tesco Express!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
NO FRICKIN WAY DUDE!!!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
My Mum loves him.
She won't believe that he's a bender
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
His first single Move It is a genuinely good rock'n'roll record.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I like that ones where he praises our saviour Jesus.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Fuck yeah

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
We have to regain speaking terms for the sake of our daughter.
Somehow this must be achieved and FAST.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
do ecstasy with her.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Definitely...
Have you ever talked about whatever the issues are? Or suggested that?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I think it's something to do with PVC windows, and to be honest it's not going to be resolved until the UN get involved.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I like this.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
We did so a month ago - after I had to resort to a solicitor's letter.
The problem is that any chance to exercise control and be a cunt is grasped with both hands. She has to be forced into everything or I get nowhere. All the while being told I am the one being a cunt. It has been tiresome and irritating to date - however assault is a new development which I will not tolerate.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
tl:dr I don't like her windows

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
And neither should you.
Chin up chap.

Children are very perceptive and the truth will out.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I dread to think what lies her mum tells her about me

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Can't be as bad as the things I've been telling her on facebook.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Hopefully not.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Ur daddy cnt even tell tha tellytubbies apart. Thicko!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)
nogin da nog is well bent wot a cunt

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Electric Head Funk
Man they were good.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Also: Thee Hypnotics

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Also: Gaye Bykers on Acid

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
They re-unite up your anus each weekend, I've heard

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Oh Sporto. I thought better of you*



*I didn't really
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I should fucking hope not too

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
i missed at the drive in when they played recently
since they have reformed, i'll go with bros.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Who the fuck are Honeyz?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Your mum and your sister.
Hubba hubba.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Nah, they're mingers.
I'm the good looking one of the family.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
They did a few rnb ballads in the 90's.
All top ten and a hit album I think.

They had a couple of swapsies with band members too.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
The Waffen SS.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The British Empire
*salutes*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I hear ya, brah.
*fistbumps*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You need getting out of the shit AGAIN??

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)

ish tas.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Oh well played

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I'm disappointed this hasn't got more love.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)
You deserve some clicks here

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I don't click dozer posts, soz

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I appreciate your stance

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)
buffallos

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Bark Psychosis.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Is that not Jeff's affliction?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
oh man I LOVE 'Been Caught Stealing'!!!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I liked it once, when I was 5, etc.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
You might like this:
typerecords.com/releases/the-world-is-a-house-on-fire-2
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
YOU might like this:
www.organicknobyoghurt.com
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
The alfalfa flavour is the best one.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
*something about tasting of spiders*

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I've just put in an offer on a house.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)
are you going to give them money and everything?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Yes - lots

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Lots...
For a house in the North East... A likely fucking story.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
£325,000

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Fucks Sake
For a house up in that there frozen Moaty wilderness... That had better be a pucker gaff and no mistake
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
It is actually a fucking shithole at the moment
But with a fuckton of money I will live in a palace*


* Well, a nice house anyway
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)
best of luck old boy

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Cheers - proper shitting it now

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
If only someone would do the same with yours.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
ouch

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
With some wheeling and dealing I am either able to rent it or auction

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Buy it now: 28p

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
dont use pattinsons.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
fly-by-twilight company

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)
They are "fucking shite"

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Ah good
you are aware of their shitness... Some folks (even those of you who talk with the Gazza tounge) are unaware of the useless shite hawks.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Was burned by them about 10 years ago
Will not be going back - see also Embleys (local one)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
And here they are...
Jesus. Talk about mid life crisis

www.gigwise.com/news/78661/photos-liberty-x-atomic-kitten-and-more-reunite-for-itv-show
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I'd still do the one in the white jumper.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Or "the least terrifying looking one"

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
She looks a bit like a mate I used to want to hang out the back of.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)
What was his name?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Monty Boyce

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
What a coincidence!
That's my name as well!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Except this guy doesn't have an underscore.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

score carriage
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)
*gets the back wheels in*

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
The "non-famous" Atomic ginger Kitten looks OK too

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
"nice" ?
you think seeing katona the bankrupt tramp jiggling her fifth set of wrinkly implants on camera in a desperate bid to buy more coke to shove up her raddled snout will be "nice" ?

man, what do you do for fun, peel the skin off puppies?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Diet Coke withdrawal already?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I'd ruin her.
Like, seriously.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I think someone got there first

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
His name's 'Father Time'

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I think there's so much spunk up her, it has mutated into "Morph" and run off

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I've been put off a bit.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Use the back door

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I doubt there is much tred
left on that tyre either
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Sausage down a shitty back lane

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
chip/M1

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Window/ night

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I love that one.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
No.
She is an absolute harridan.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
The Jesus And Mary Chain.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Psychocandy is one of my all time favourite records.
After that they went dull, if you ask me.

Which you didn't.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Psychocandy is definitely their best.
But I have a soft spot for Honey's Dead too.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)
WELL THIS IS GOING WELL I THINK

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Hey Monty.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Good afternoon, young master Windrington.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Craig MacLachlan's less successful follow up single.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Did you know that Craig Mclachlan was the 98th wanker to cover that song?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I did check 1 or 2

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)
The Deviants version is the best apart from Bo Diddley's original.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
and Billy Idols

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Did you know, that if you look up 'buffoon' on Dictionary.com, it just shows a link to Billy Idol's wiki page?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I didn't. I'm surprised, it's a shit song.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
It's really not.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Sorry, but it is

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
'NT

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)

'NT
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Someone I know is going on a date with an unemployed cypriot opera singer tonight.
He likes Disney films. I'm thinking 'gay'
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Well fuckin' gay. 100%.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Ok, I'll let her know your opinion.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I'm never wrong about this kind of thing.
Adult males who like Disney films are either

a) bent
b) Downs
c) Gonz
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
what about women?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
b)

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Not much call for Opera in Cyprus these days...

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Technically, the Avengers etc are Disney films, though.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
You know what I mean.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
He's not swipe's ex is he?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I doubt it, my friend is attractive.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
waaah waaaaah mods, mods, mods
i'm a pasty fatfaced bespectacled hypocritical loser of a twat who doesn't want nasty swipe "commenting on me or my posts" but somehow it's ok for me to do it myself. possibly because i am a pasty fatfaced bespectacled hypoctritical loser of a twat.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
*grabs popcorn*

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
*hides in Anderson shelter*

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:52, Reply)
that won't protect you from a geordie and his popcorn

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Well it is VERY overpriced at the cinema these days

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Technically they are also a bunch of bent shit.
LIKE YOUR FACE.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

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