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 	Looks like ITV are flogging a dead horse by getting some utterly shit pop bands back together
www.itv.com/presscentre/pressreleases/programmepressreleases/thebigreunion/default.htmlWho or what would you like to see reunited?
Will be nice to see how Katona gets on with her dance routines
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 RATM
	RATM
 	why would you even be on the ITV 2 website?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:04,
	
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	 I hear a rumour about Katona doing Atomic kitten again and had a looksie
	I hear a rumour about Katona doing Atomic kitten again and had a looksie
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 this is not a valid reason
	this is not a valid reason
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22,
	
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	 OK then...
	OK then...
 	Im wasting time at work looking up random celebrity shit
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:28,
	
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	 Probably all of those bands.
	Probably all of those bands.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 I'm aware it's never going to happen, but I'd like to see the remaining members of Pantera perform together again.
	I'm aware it's never going to happen, but I'd like to see the remaining members of Pantera perform together again.
 	Also, Busted.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:08,
	
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	 That sounds really shit.
	That sounds really shit.
 	Beer lovers, do you have any recomendations from this 
www.brewuk.co.uk/store/ingredients/ag-starter-kits.html
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:10,
	
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	 everything in the photos is on hay, probably in a barn
	everything in the photos is on hay, probably in a barn
 	I'd be suspicious of giving my card details to a website run by a horse
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 once drank something foreign (not the spunk of some foreign celebrity)
	once drank something foreign (not the spunk of some foreign celebrity)
 	which was found in a barn.  It was quite harsh, like Mr Kipling forcefeeding you razor blades
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 he's a right cakey cunt, that one.
	he's a right cakey cunt, that one.
 	I had some Icelandic shit on new year's eve. Tasted like someone had tried to make cough mixture by fermenting reindeer piss.
Jager was positively pleasant in comparison.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 Horses are well known for being reliable.
	Horses are well known for being reliable.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 they certainly makke good neigh-bours
	they certainly makke good neigh-bours
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 They're always hoove-ering or something
	They're always hoove-ering or something
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:20,
	
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	 Summer Lightning is very nice.
	Summer Lightning is very nice.
 	Or, at least, when a proper brewery makes it, it is.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 I think you underestimate my prowess.
	I think you underestimate my prowess.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 Thanks "Anakin"
	Thanks "Anakin"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 The wort is strong in this one.
	The wort is strong in this one.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22,
	
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	 Star wars: A new hop
	Star wars: A new hop
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 The Empire strike temperature.
	The Empire strike temperature.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27,
	
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	 TOP BEER BANTER
	TOP BEER BANTER
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27,
	
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	 That's no moon, it's a Lancashire Pale Ale.
	That's no moon, it's a Lancashire Pale Ale.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29,
	
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	 I find your lack of fizz encouraging
	I find your lack of fizz encouraging
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 My beer-brewing colleague was talking about Hopback Summer Lightning only this morning.
	My beer-brewing colleague was talking about Hopback Summer Lightning only this morning.
 	He reckons it's an easy one.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:41,
	
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	 I got a brewery pack for christmas.
	I got a brewery pack for christmas.
 	Im tempted to forfeit ale in favour of wine.
Shouldn't be too hard, right?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 i like beer
	i like beer
 	you should make beer
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 I will, I will.
	I will, I will.
 	I'm making a Golden ale next, but then I've got nothing in so I should get some more things delivered.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 Or I could get them all for £114.66
	Or I could get them all for £114.66
 	for 280 pints...
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 Summer Lightning or the St.Austell one
	Summer Lightning or the St.Austell one
 	TT Landlord is OK but a bit blander than those.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 Thanks, I'll have a look. I've had TT before, it was not bad as far as I remember.
	Thanks, I'll have a look. I've had TT before, it was not bad as far as I remember.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29,
	
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	 can you add flavour to the ale?
	can you add flavour to the ale?
 	Make it a bit sweeter or whatever?
Im not a huge ale fan and if it's homebrewed it will taste like warm weetabix.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:23,
	
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	 oooh
	oooh
 	I've not had warm weetabix in ages.  WANT
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:25,
	
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	 yeah you can do what you want.
	yeah you can do what you want.
 	And no, my stuff tastes like beer. I'm not a retard.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:25,
	
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	 Me and my kid.
	Me and my kid.
 	:o(
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:11,
	
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	 WOOOOEEEEE IS MEEEEEEEE
	WOOOOEEEEE IS MEEEEEEEE
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:11,
	
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	 no one cares xxx
	no one cares xxx
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 Thx bbz x x x x
	Thx bbz x x x x
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:13,
	
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	 *there there*
	*there there*
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 *where where?*
	*where where?*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 *on the stair, stair*
	*on the stair, stair*
 	etc
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 fine!
	fine!
 	I won't try and be nice in future
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:20,
	
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	 It wasn't the most convincing attempt I've seen, I have to say.
	It wasn't the most convincing attempt I've seen, I have to say.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:40,
	
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	 Haha, yeah
	Haha, yeah
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:13,
	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 She'll get what's coming to her
	She'll get what's coming to her
 	Sorry to hear of your hard times man.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 I don't honestly think she will, you know.
	I don't honestly think she will, you know.
 	But thanks anyway bruv.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 If she continues on her mental tirades then how not?
	If she continues on her mental tirades then how not?
 	I don't know the ins and outs.
Is it night on impossible that you two will ever be on speaking terms again?
Go on Jezza Kyle!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 She's not going mental in an office or something. No witnesses, hardly any evidence.
	She's not going mental in an office or something. No witnesses, hardly any evidence.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22,
	
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	 Get yourself wired for sound, like good old Cliff
	Get yourself wired for sound, like good old Cliff
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 Did you know where that video was shot?
	Did you know where that video was shot?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27,
	
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	 I do, I walk through that very underpass if I have to go to Tesco Express!
	I do, I walk through that very underpass if I have to go to Tesco Express!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:30,
	
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	 NO FRICKIN WAY DUDE!!!
	NO FRICKIN WAY DUDE!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:32,
	
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	 My Mum loves him.
	My Mum loves him.
 	She won't believe that he's a bender
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:33,
	
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	 His first single Move It is a genuinely good rock'n'roll record.
	His first single Move It is a genuinely good rock'n'roll record.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 I like that ones where he praises our saviour Jesus.
	I like that ones where he praises our saviour Jesus.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:50,
	
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	 Fuck yeah
	Fuck yeah
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:51,
	
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	 We have to regain speaking terms for the sake of our daughter.
	We have to regain speaking terms for the sake of our daughter.
 	Somehow this must be achieved and FAST.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22,
	
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	 do ecstasy with her.
	do ecstasy with her.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 Definitely...
	Definitely...
 	Have you ever talked about whatever the issues are? Or suggested that?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 I think it's something to do with PVC windows, and to be honest it's not going to be resolved until the UN get involved.
	I think it's something to do with PVC windows, and to be honest it's not going to be resolved until the UN get involved.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:26,
	
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	 I like this.
	I like this.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:45,
	
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	 We did so a month ago - after I had to resort to a solicitor's letter.
	We did so a month ago - after I had to resort to a solicitor's letter.
 	The problem is that any chance to exercise control and be a cunt is grasped with both hands. She has to be forced into everything or I get nowhere. All the while being told I am the one being a cunt. It has been tiresome and irritating to date - however assault is a new development which I will not tolerate.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27,
	
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	 tl:dr I don't like her windows
	tl:dr I don't like her windows
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29,
	
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	 And neither should you.
	And neither should you.
 	Chin up chap. 
Children are very perceptive and the truth will out.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:30,
	
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	 I dread to think what lies her mum tells her about me
	I dread to think what lies her mum tells her about me
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:31,
	
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	 Can't be as bad as the things I've been telling her on facebook.
	Can't be as bad as the things I've been telling her on facebook.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37,
	
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	 Hopefully not.
	Hopefully not.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 Ur daddy cnt even tell tha tellytubbies apart. Thicko!
	Ur daddy cnt even tell tha tellytubbies apart. Thicko!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:42,
	
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	 nogin da nog is well bent wot a cunt
	nogin da nog is well bent wot a cunt
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 Electric Head Funk
	Electric Head Funk
 	Man they were good.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 Also: Thee Hypnotics
	Also: Thee Hypnotics
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 Also: Gaye Bykers on Acid
	Also: Gaye Bykers on Acid
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 They re-unite up your anus each weekend, I've heard
	They re-unite up your anus each weekend, I've heard
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37,
	
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	 Oh Sporto. I thought better of you*
	Oh Sporto. I thought better of you*
 	*I didn't really
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:42,
	
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	 I should fucking hope not too
	I should fucking hope not too
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 i missed at the drive in when they played recently
	i missed at the drive in when they played recently
 	since they have reformed, i'll go with bros.
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 Who the fuck are Honeyz?
	Who the fuck are Honeyz?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 Your mum and your sister.
	Your mum and your sister.
 	Hubba hubba.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 Nah, they're mingers.
	Nah, they're mingers.
 	I'm the good looking one of the family.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 They did a few rnb ballads in the 90's.
	They did a few rnb ballads in the 90's. 
 	All top ten and a hit album I think.
They had a couple of swapsies with band members too.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 The Waffen SS.
	The Waffen SS.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 The British Empire
	The British Empire
 	*salutes*
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 I hear ya, brah.
	I hear ya, brah.
 	*fistbumps*
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 You need getting out of the shit AGAIN??
	You need getting out of the shit AGAIN??
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21,
	
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 	ish tas.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21,
	
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	 Oh well played
	Oh well played
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22,
	
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	 I'm disappointed this hasn't got more love.
	I'm disappointed this hasn't got more love.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:34,
	
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	 You deserve some clicks here
	You deserve some clicks here
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37,
	
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	 I don't click dozer posts, soz
	I don't click dozer posts, soz
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:49,
	
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	 I appreciate your stance
	I appreciate your stance
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:55,
	
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	 buffallos
	buffallos 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:49,
	
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	 Bark Psychosis.
	Bark Psychosis.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 Is that not Jeff's affliction?
	Is that not Jeff's affliction?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 oh man I LOVE 'Been Caught Stealing'!!!
	oh man I LOVE 'Been Caught Stealing'!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:41,
	
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	 I liked it once, when I was 5, etc.
	I liked it once, when I was 5, etc.
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 You might like this:
 	typerecords.com/releases/the-world-is-a-house-on-fire-2
	You might like this:
 	typerecords.com/releases/the-world-is-a-house-on-fire-2
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:48,
	
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	 YOU might like this:
 	www.organicknobyoghurt.com
	YOU might like this:
 	www.organicknobyoghurt.com
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:53,
	
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	 The alfalfa flavour is the best one.
	The alfalfa flavour is the best one.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:54,
	
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	 *something about tasting of spiders*
	*something about tasting of spiders*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
	AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 	I've just put in an offer on a house.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:44,
	
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	 are you going to give them money and everything?
	are you going to give them money and everything?
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:45,
	
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	 Yes - lots
	Yes - lots
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:47,
	
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	 Lots...
	Lots...
 	For a house in the North East... A likely fucking story.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:53,
	
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	 £325,000
	£325,000
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 Fucks Sake
	Fucks Sake
 	For a house up in that there frozen Moaty wilderness... That had better be a pucker gaff and no mistake
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:23,
	
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	 It is actually a fucking shithole at the moment
	It is actually a fucking shithole at the moment
 	But with a fuckton of money I will live in a palace*
* Well, a nice house anyway
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:24,
	
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	 best of luck old boy
	best of luck old boy
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:48,
	
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	 Cheers - proper shitting it now
	Cheers - proper shitting it now
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 If only someone would do the same with yours.
	If only someone would do the same with yours.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:49,
	
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	 ouch
	ouch
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:51,
	
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	 With some wheeling and dealing I am either able to rent it or auction
	With some wheeling and dealing I am either able to rent it or auction
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:51,
	
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	 Buy it now: 28p
	Buy it now: 28p
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 dont use pattinsons.
	dont use pattinsons.
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 fly-by-twilight company
	fly-by-twilight company
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 They are "fucking shite"
	They are "fucking shite"
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 Ah good
	Ah good 
 	you are aware of their shitness... Some folks (even those of you who talk with the Gazza tounge) are unaware of the useless shite hawks.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:30,
	
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	 Was burned by them about 10 years ago
	Was burned by them about 10 years ago
 	Will not be going back - see also Embleys (local one)
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:33,
	
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	 I'd still do the one in the white jumper.
	I'd still do the one in the white jumper.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 Or "the least terrifying looking one"
	Or "the least terrifying looking one"
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 She looks a bit like a mate I used to want to hang out the back of.
	She looks a bit like a mate I used to want to hang out the back of.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:05,
	
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	 What was his name?
	What was his name?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 Monty Boyce
	Monty Boyce
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 What a coincidence!
	What a coincidence!
 	That's my name as well!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:11,
	
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	 Except this guy doesn't have an underscore.
	Except this guy doesn't have an underscore.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:12,
	
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 	score carriage
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 *gets the back wheels in*
	*gets the back wheels in*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:16,
	
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	 The "non-famous" Atomic ginger Kitten looks OK too
	The "non-famous" Atomic ginger Kitten looks OK too
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 "nice" ?
	"nice" ?
 	you think seeing katona the bankrupt tramp jiggling her fifth set of wrinkly implants on camera in a desperate bid to buy more coke to shove up her raddled snout will be "nice" ?
man, what do you do for fun, peel the skin off puppies?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 Diet Coke withdrawal already?
	Diet Coke withdrawal already?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:09,
	
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	 I'd ruin her.
	I'd ruin her.
 	Like, seriously.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 I think someone got there first
	I think someone got there first
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:16,
	
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	 His name's 'Father Time'
	His name's 'Father Time'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 I think there's so much spunk up her, it has mutated into "Morph" and run off
	I think there's so much spunk up her, it has mutated into "Morph" and run off
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:23,
	
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	 I've been put off a bit.
	I've been put off a bit.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:27,
	
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	 Use the back door
	Use the back door
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:28,
	
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	 I doubt there is much tred
	I doubt there is much tred
 	left on that tyre either
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:32,
	
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	 Sausage down a shitty back lane
	Sausage down a shitty back lane
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:33,
	
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	 chip/M1
	chip/M1
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:39,
	
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	 Window/ night
	Window/ night
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:45,
	
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	 I love that one.
	I love that one.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:49,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	She is an absolute harridan.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:48,
	
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	 The Jesus And Mary Chain.
	The Jesus And Mary Chain.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:30,
	
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	 Psychocandy is one of my all time favourite records.
	Psychocandy is one of my all time favourite records.
 	After that they went dull, if you ask me.
Which you didn't.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 Psychocandy is definitely their best.
	Psychocandy is definitely their best.
 	But I have a soft spot for Honey's Dead too.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:47,
	
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	 WELL THIS IS GOING WELL I THINK
	WELL THIS IS GOING WELL I THINK
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:39,
	
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	 Hey Monty.
	Hey Monty.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:40,
	
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	 Good afternoon, young master Windrington.
	Good afternoon, young master Windrington.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:42,
	
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	 Craig MacLachlan's less successful follow up single.
	Craig MacLachlan's less successful follow up single.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:42,
	
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	 Did you know that Craig Mclachlan was the 98th wanker to cover that song?
	Did you know that Craig Mclachlan was the 98th wanker to cover that song?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:43,
	
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	 I did check 1 or 2
	I did check 1 or 2
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:46,
	
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	 The Deviants version is the best apart from Bo Diddley's original.
	The Deviants version is the best apart from Bo Diddley's original.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:48,
	
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	 and Billy Idols
	and Billy Idols 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:58,
	
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	 Did you know, that if you look up 'buffoon' on Dictionary.com, it just shows a link to Billy Idol's wiki page?
	Did you know, that if you look up 'buffoon' on Dictionary.com, it just shows a link to Billy Idol's wiki page?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:11,
	
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	 I didn't. I'm surprised, it's a shit song.
	I didn't. I'm surprised, it's a shit song.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:56,
	
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	 It's really not.
	It's really not.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:16,
	
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	 Sorry, but it is
	Sorry, but it is
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:55,
	
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	 'NT
	'NT
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:55,
	
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 	'NT
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 Someone I know is going on a date with an unemployed cypriot opera singer tonight.
	Someone I know is going on a date with an unemployed cypriot opera singer tonight.
 	He likes Disney films. I'm thinking 'gay'
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:53,
	
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	 Well fuckin' gay. 100%.
	Well fuckin' gay. 100%.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:58,
	
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	 Ok, I'll let her know your opinion.
	Ok, I'll let her know your opinion.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:05,
	
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	 I'm never wrong about this kind of thing.
	I'm never wrong about this kind of thing.
 	Adult males who like Disney films are either
a) bent
b) Downs
c) Gonz
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:12,
	
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	 what about women?
	what about women?
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:16,
	
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	 b)
	b)
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:16,
	
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	 Not much call for Opera in Cyprus these days...
	Not much call for Opera in Cyprus these days...
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:11,
	
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	 Technically, the Avengers etc are Disney films, though.
	Technically, the Avengers etc are Disney films, though.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:20,
	
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	 You know what I mean.
	You know what I mean.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:21,
	
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	 He's not swipe's ex is he?
	He's not swipe's ex is he?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:24,
	
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	 I doubt it, my friend is attractive.
	I doubt it, my friend is attractive.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:26,
	
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	 waaah waaaaah mods, mods, mods
	waaah waaaaah mods, mods, mods
 	i'm a pasty fatfaced bespectacled hypocritical loser of a twat who doesn't want nasty swipe "commenting on me or my posts" but somehow it's ok for me to do it myself. possibly because i am a pasty fatfaced bespectacled hypoctritical loser of a twat.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:43,
	
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	 *grabs popcorn*
	*grabs popcorn*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:49,
	
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	 *hides in Anderson shelter*
	*hides in Anderson shelter*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:52,
	
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	 that won't protect you from a geordie and his popcorn
	that won't protect you from a geordie and his popcorn
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:58,
	
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	 Well it is VERY overpriced at the cinema these days
	Well it is VERY overpriced at the cinema these days
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:59,
	
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	 Technically they are also a bunch of bent shit.
	Technically they are also a bunch of bent shit.
 	LIKE YOUR FACE.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:21,
	
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