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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello Londoners
It is my birthday next month and I'm looking for somewhere to go for dinner, not too formal, not too expensive, fun and able to seat 20. i look forward to your piss taking suggestions.

alt: best type of fondue, cheese or meat or controversially, chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:03, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The kids party section of McDonalds

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I miss Root Beer.
Why ever did they stop?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
She moved to Scottishland.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Cheese and so much of it you look like the Romans in Asterix in Switzerland
www.asterix.com/licences/editions-atlas/images/poker3en.gif

Dunno about the dinner, they must have a Nando's down there
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I need to find a sort of central not too expensive hotel for a few days in May
But I ain't asking you shower
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
You'll tell me things like 'hotel 2: the klumps' and it'll be all LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Try Greenwich or deptford
you are less than 10 mins from Charing Cross and all things West End. And also less than 10mins to the CIty and Docklands.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
love you
x
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
No idea I'm afraid, as i live here I've never used a hotel
the are definately Holiday Inn's and their ilk, dotted around
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Ta I shall have a proper look

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
just find a cardboard box and some newspaper like everybody else in london not from london

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I'd stay with my mate but she says she lives in a bridge
must be tough down south these days
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
You'll struggle to find anything decent for under 120 a night in West London.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
That's affordable isn't it?
I don't understand prices or money, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
no you misunderstand, they pay you

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I don't like to assume what's affordable to other people.
Travel Lodges and stuff are a tun a night around Hammersmith way. B&Bs around 60. Nice hotels closer to 200, from what I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I'm sorry I'm making an awful mess of this
I shall have a look round and a discussion with my Travel Person and hopefully bang summat out.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)
The trouble with London is that it's quite big.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I'm slowly learning
I don't even know exactly where we need to be or anything. I'm such a dunce, I bring dishonour on my family name.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)
You should probably do everyone a favour and kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Gonna hop off me balcony and try and fall through the christmas decorations in the street below
Nice festive treat for the road sweeper
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Fuck sake nakers.
Fondue? Seriously? Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)
They'll all be sat round it with their roll neck sweaters
corduroy flares and fucking mullets, the beige seventies prick cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Why can't he just get a TripAdvisor account and read all the bullocks hipster reviews on there,
The chances of him following our advice on food is slim. He probably wants to go to some fucking stuck up gourmet burger bullshit place, where post grad students in ironic tshirts work for minimum wage.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Problem with toptable etc, is there is so much to wade through

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Boisdale is probably the best restaurants in London I've eaten in outside of the celebrity chef Michelin star crazy places.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I will bear it in mind, thank you Mr.Pig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I've been to the one on Bishopgate and that was great.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
they really are very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
or there is an amazing thai place that I forget the name of.
If I remember I'll gaz you. Very good for big parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Thai Square?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Overpriced
thai food can be great and cheap, doesn't need to be that expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
go back to the bank you grumpy shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Hyde Park

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
London is a bit limited

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1825257
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Il Bordello in Wapping.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
There is also a nice Sam Smiths pub opposite.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
My advice is by definition about 7 years out of date
But Cafe Pacifico near Covent Garden is good for Mexican, and Belgo's used to be great for parties if they haven't completely sold out and become a massive chain now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I'm thinking 20 people is too many for dinner really, but all these fuckers have "partners" now meaning big numbers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
The selfish cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I NO RITE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
If i was friends with B3tans, this would be MUCH less of a problem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I find drunkenly hitting on them is pretty good for paring down numbers.
I choose the ugly ones, which means I still get to perve on the hot ones when we're out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
classic internet pervert let loose here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I'm a hero to the downtrodden pervert community.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
he's crazy for you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
The force is strong in this one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
My real superpower is having got to my 30s without a broken nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Hey, me too!
In fact I've never broken a bone #Wolverine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
ah, so that's what you were trying to do with your hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Next b4sh we can right these heinous wrongs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Why do you think I haven't been to one?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I've been to Hawksmoor Spitalfields and had an awesome steak
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186338-d719305-Reviews-Hawksmoor_Spitalfields-London_England.html

For vegetarians I believe they're happy to prepare a bowl of cabbage.

It might be a bit expensive, depends on what you consider an expensive meal.

Alt: Never had it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Bit much for this I think, maybe the local Toby Jug would be an option
alt: you don't know what you are missing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
hawksmoor is lovely but so, so overpriced.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Are you not a 99%'er?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
that still wouldn't make the place good value

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I thought mere money was beneath his notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I thought I was about 96 er
I can't remember. Anyway, that doesn't mean I'm going to fucking waste money. From the front door of Hawksmoor Air Street, for the same amount you'd spend on a dinner there, you could get a cab to City airport, a flight to Edinburgh, an equally good steak at Wildfire and probably a go on one of the waitresses, too.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
*slagjocklols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
i no, rite?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Ah rimimber, reet,
when yous could gerra few pints anna fish soppeh out ovva firver an' *still* 'av yer bos fare 'ome
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
what the fuck accent is that supposed to be?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Something Northern, fuck knows. They're all the same to me.
Like darkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
textbook Boyce, there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Sometimes he gets channeled.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)
A different drinking euphemism for every day of the month, that's Boycey

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Kroney is so far up Monty's arse he can tickle his epiglottis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)
The difference lies in the fact that Monty's joking
whereas I'm a genuinely unpleasant individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Come to Norwich
We've got a Yo! Sushi now. You don't get many locals in there, they get a bit suspicious of plates that move by themselves. They call it "Harry Potter's"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Haha even if that's not true, I still like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
It's not true.
They can't read.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)
You should definitely go to this place:
www.222veggievegan.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
they only seem to serve side dishes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
A swift perusal of the menu
suggests they don't have the faintest fucking idea what a stroganoff or a raclette are. Muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
that's fairly near me
i drive past it all the time. never been in though. if i go veggie, it's either to "the gate", which has been known to make meat-eaters scream in penitance as they convert, or an indian veggie place that does incredibly massive light dosas stuffed with curry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Tay Do on Kingsland Rd
If you're happy with Vietnamese food. It's cheap, tasty and BYOB.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
They also have an Albert Square road sign on the wall
signed by the cast of Eastenders!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)
thanks, that may be a bit far away though as most peeps will be coming for the SW
and we need to get back in reasonable time for the babysitter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Also, it's really hard not to get shot on Kingsland Road
especially near the bottom*

*Since I am basing this on a year living in Dalston in 1995 this may no longer be the case, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I think the only thing you need to worry about on Kingsland Rd now
is people dressed like Razorlight.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
THE HORROR
Are Razorlight still a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I hope they're all dead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Well the Hindenberg Disaster is still a thing so yes
Until brainwipe technology is invented
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)
You're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
sexy welcome?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)
really?
Fucking hell. That's changed. It was genuninely horrible back in 1995
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)
tell us another story, grandpa

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)
You were drinking in the Waterfront back then
you've got approximately cock all room to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)
excuuuuse me
but i hadn't even done my A-levels in 1995!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)
yeah, yeah, so you say.


/I thought you went to Kings in 1995?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)
nope
1996 - 1999.

that year makes all the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Certainly does.
It means I'd finished my UG degree for a start, so I wouldn't have been down the Waterfront on a Wednesday playing beat the barman.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)
+ off
sorry, had to be done

did you ever go to the duck and dive? shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)
You mean in ULU?
hell, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I think it probably wasn't very nice until a couple of years ago.
Well, it's still not 'nice' but people want the postcode.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)
worst thread of the week so far
One of you pricks start a new one please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
NO YOURN ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Fuck knows, Needoo's?
Alt: Fondue? No Idea
Cheese: Applewood smoked cheddar
Meat: Pork
Chocolate: Lindor
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Reading the question: nah.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)
this place is fab
www.gntrbt.com/about_giant_robot.php

if you want somewhere more central, here - the menu is brilliant:

www.crazybeargroup.co.uk/fitzrovia/

or if you want to stay out west, how about charlotte's place in either ealing or chiswick:

www.charlottes.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Hmmm - giant robot is walking distance from work and offers interesting lunches
Sorry, "brunches".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)
"the castle" in battersea if you want amazing pub grub and a big heated beer garden
or "the big easy" on the kings road - you have to book, but fab frozen margs and surf and turf.

or if you want something a bit different, there is le quecum, 1940's themed french jazz bar, gorgeous food and wine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I heard The Big Easy was named after Nakers' mum

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)
thanks swipey, you are all of the aces

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
i know
maggie jones on high st ken is good too. proper british grub. and historical royal gossip about the old tart.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:46, Reply)
thanks for the invite btw, i'd love to come
just don't tell the rest of these twats
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)
you wouldn't turn up anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)
i think you are confusing ME with YOU

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
the other outcome is
"yes dear, this is a girl I invited from the internet...no, not like that..well a couple of years...no we've never met honestly!...etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)
does your wife not know that there are no girls on the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)
I had a frightful meal at the Big Easy once

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
really? i'm surprised, i've been a few times, and it's been consistently excellent
especially the frozen lime margs. mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I think TBE is winning at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)
it depends what kind of night you want
TBE is v loud, buzzy, lobsters and burgers. plus there are a few pubs around there when you've finished.

another good option that's easy for everyone to get to is kazan in pimlico - near vicky station, amazing turkish food, cocktail bar next door for snecklifters.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Snecklifter is a type of bitter (by Jennings if you give a shit)
I think you're being robbed if you're buying it as a cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)
ah but where did they get the name from, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)
According to the blurb on the bottle:
In northern dialect sneck means door latch and a sneck lifter was a man’s last sixpence which enabled him to lift the latch of a pub door and buy himself a pint, hoping to meet friends there who might treat him to one or two more.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:52, Reply)
exactly
so i am implying that nakers and his mates....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
have the not invented door handles up north?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)
don't need 'em
You southern la-di-da handle types. Bet you have them windows as well.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Poofs the lorravem.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
absolute fleet of berties.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Er, it's Cumbrian slang for someone who's always looking to scrounge a pint.
"sneck" being a latch on a door. Someone who sticks their head round the door to look for a free pint.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:53, Reply)
exactly
so i am implying that nakers and his mates....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
no, what you're doing here petal, is furiously backpedalling.
I hope this helps xx
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)
i so am not!
i am implying that they could go to the pub for a few cheeky opening pints.

and then do a runner. it might help if you knew the bar in question, one "elusive camel", a formerly dingy pub now trying to market itself as a dingy cocktail bar.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)
of course you were.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
haha we could keep this up all day
(insert something hilarious about viagra)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
"Not too formal, not too expensive, fun and able to seat 20"
Swipey's underwear?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Able to seat about 20?
Is it the Love Shack?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)
come on, and bring your jukebox money.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
i hope your cock falls off

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)
his penis poncho hides it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)
SO NAKERS YEAH?
WHERE'S IT GONNA BE YEAH? JUST SO THE THREAD CAN BE DECLARED DEAD AND WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES, YEAH?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Start a new one if you don't like it.
But make sure it's not about whisky or music, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)
oh man, there goes my Glenfarclas/ post punk thread idea :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I've emailed the big easy to see if they have space
you're NFI

xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Not fucking invited?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)
What do I win?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
A smug sense of superiority.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I'm hoping for an invite so I can drunkenly hit on his wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)
She'd totally be up for that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I'm never going to know if he never invites me, the selfish prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)
oh man :'(
York drinkypoos are off the menu, PERMANENTLY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)
well done!
you'll have an awesome night out, and all your mates will think you are super-cool.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
for once

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)
i started one for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I know a horribly scarred guy who made meat fondue and when they were done he put the pot of hot oil outside to cool
He went out to check it lifted the lid and the cold air hitting the oil made it explode all over his face.

I prefer cheese myself
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)
You'd think he'd have learned from the first time he got scarred.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

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