Does anyone here think "Star Wars" in all it's forms is actually a bit fucking shit?
alt: what else do you not understand the appeal of; do try and cover new ground from you're normal moaning.

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:44, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No, I think Star Wars is jolly good I'm afraid.
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Altalt: bum-AIDS, same as last year
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I do not believe you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

No se'sly, it's deffo bum-AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I find your lack of faith disturbing

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

GET BACK - IT'S A TRAP!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It's a bit over rated, but a lot of people are fond of it because it was the best film they saw as a kid.
I'm one of these people. don't worry George Lucas has pissed on it enough to almost kill any fond memories of the original films and now handed it over to Disney to finish the job.

Alt: Battred.

AltAlt: the same thing you go me for Christmas.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Oh man I really hope that can of Lilt I sent you arrived!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

CQ sums it up perfectly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

framing this

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

EXCUSE ME
but did no-one else here see BMX Bandits as a child?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

*raises hand*
There must be loads of better examples of "best film you saw as a child" but I really can't be bothered to think of any.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

cannot speak for anyone else but I am heterosexual.
so no.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

BMX arse
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

It's basically cowboys and indians in space.
Ah, that's Star Trek, which is really really shit.
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(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

It is a good kid's film, but I don't really understand adults who are still obsessed by it.
Alt: Oh so much of modern culture.
Altalt: I'm going to show up as a surprise guest at your birthday meal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

You mean gatecrash it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

It's perfectly good sci fi. If you like it good for you, if you don't no one cares.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

no one is interested in your reasonable view point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

No, I am very much a fan of Star Wars.
Alt: Dubstep, vegetarianism, The Office, cringe comedy, etc

AltAlt: AIDS.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Got it already, can you exchange it for summit else?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Crabs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

How about a voucher that entitles you to one day of not being called a 'Bent Spastic'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

That would be lovely dear.
How the fuck are you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Not too bad thanks, skint as hell, but not for long
You?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Yeah good. Playing pool on an ipad in the pub.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I don't particularly understand the fervour some people have for it, but it's alright, just a bit of escapism.
I have no problems with it. Let the bell be rung, let the flag fly, let us bellow out in one voice, let the messengers go out to the seven corners of this great land: Theoban has no issues with Star Wars.

Alt: Pets, don't get 'em. Can't eat them, can't ride them, can't wear them. Shit.

Altalt: Birthdays are shit
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

pets are great, have you no heart man?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Just have friends or get pregger or summat if you crave company that much

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

you can't sit and watch a movie late at night with a nice warm furry friend on your lap
kids are expensive and restrict your lifestyle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Then don't have kids and just deal with life alone
Surely what you want there is a cushion
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you can't finger a cushion's bumhole though
*Rob*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Rob can finger anything's bumhole

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Rob is like a jazz paedo
He's fingering the bumholes that *aren't* there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

pets are great! heartless cunt.
I can't shit or fuck in public, so I need a dog to vicariously do it for me. Fucking obvious to me.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

gold
frankincense

myrrh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I quite like it, it has had some pretty awful things done in its name, but in general its alright.
Alt: TV drama on the most part I don't get. Downton. 24. Spooks. CSI. All of that stuff. It's boring, badly paced and normally poorly acted. I have enjoyed a few, like the wire, and breaking bad, but would still choose a movie over settling in for a box set marathon of Lie to me.

Can I make a request that you stop starting threads?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

only if you start them instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

you got stomped

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

no one likes GJ's thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I disagree on 24 and Spooks, as I really quite enjoyed them
CSI is garbage, but I used to watch it when there was nothing else on. I've never been tempted by Downton, mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I've watched one episode of Dowton Abbey. It was truly appalling.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Fucking Windows 7 fucking cunt fucking photos fucking outlook 2010 fucking shit fucking nakers cunt kid fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

WTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I liked it in 1977, since then it's gone too wierd and convoluted, and I have grown up.

Alt: Ganghnam Style. Mildy amusing upon 1st viewing, but now just shoot the cunt, please.

Alt Alt: A bee in a wheelchair.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Hi Ken, are you on fire?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

almost.
There's a big one about 20 k's away, it's blowing out towards the sea though. Some of my family in Tasmania were evacuated. All good, no houses lost yet.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I like Star Wars.
But I don't see it for anything other than what it is: a totally unchallenging kids' film. Sci fi is bent shit for autistic quenders anyway, see Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Iain M Banks stuff, B5 etc.

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Snee snee, inhaler, glasses etc.

See also: Graphic 'Novels'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

It's funny you should say that,
because it turns out the "hip hop" is bent shit for misogynistic materialistic egocentric cunts.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

it looks like you've outgrown those Thundercats underpants.
They're quite clearly causing you some discomfort.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)