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Guess what I got last night!
guessguessguessguessguess


Hint: It's not herpes.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:13, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Annilingus?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Jimmy Hill's Bumper Book of Facts?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Lvl 32 on guild wars?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Raped?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Down and boogied?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Tickets to see Celebrity Dancing on Ice at Birmingham NEC?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
A new hat now you are an 85th level phage?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Arrested as part of the Jimmy Savile investigation?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Butt fucked?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Fresh at the weekend, you're showing out?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
An invitation to go on a yachting holiday with Pope Gregory IX?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Aerlingus?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Punched by Monty's ex?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Haha don't be stupid, I'm not a girly man.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Your first genital wart?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
You're all wrong!
I got....dun dun DUUUUUHHH

AN OYSTER CARD
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Oh man that is SO FRICKIN BOSS.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I've had one for two years, and I don't even own a london.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
It's only taken me a few years of saying
"yeah, I should get an Oyster card" for em to actually get one.

Did you know, they come right out of the ticket machines now? :O
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I can just tell that you are going to fit right in when you move to London.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Every time I walk into a place it's going to be all
"OI OI SAVELOY!" *canned laughter*

I'm going to OWN London.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Remember to tuck your thumbs behind your braces and do that funny walk they all do.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Be the first to press the open door buttons on the tube on every journey.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)
You know, I don't think those really do anything.
I've been on the tube lots and those doors seem to open whenever they want to.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
They're thought controlled.
You just have to *want* them to open.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
So are you moving to Muswell Hill?
Did I get that right? It's not far from my work!!!!!!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Best I can tell at the moment is that it's "north"

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Also standing on the right hand side of the tube escalators
During rush hour is proper London etiquette and a guaranteed way of showing everyone how much of a Londoner you really are.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I think you mean "nawf"

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I'm urbane, not urban.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
North London is great in parts.
I lived between Highgate and Camden in various places for about 5 years then spent another 5 in Islington. I am a fucking EXPERT on it.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

places doorways
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Amazeballs!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Was it fish and chips?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
with the wicked?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Britain's Eddie Murphy I believe.
He is currently playing the role of Donkey in the West End production of Shrek the Musical.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Front or back?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Is the cunt at the back?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Ghana's Ainsley Harriott, he is.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
In a 2000 interview, Blackwood claimed that if he had not made it in showbusiness he would have been "a graphic designer, designing buildings" (sic).

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Oh that is GENIUS.
Like 'RB' himself.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
A free white flag to help you with your surrendering?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Fingered by a mod?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
He's a frog, not a dog.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
ssssshhh
Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a go.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Proffers gaping undercarriage.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Haha, I forgot you got herpes, I'm totally going to bring that up more often now.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Oh balls, so had I.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

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