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Guess what I got last night!
guessguessguessguessguess
Hint: It's not herpes.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Annilingus?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:14,
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Jimmy Hill's Bumper Book of Facts?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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Lvl 32 on guild wars?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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Raped?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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Down and boogied?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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Tickets to see Celebrity Dancing on Ice at Birmingham NEC?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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A new hat now you are an 85th level phage?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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Arrested as part of the Jimmy Savile investigation?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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Butt fucked?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Fresh at the weekend, you're showing out?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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An invitation to go on a yachting holiday with Pope Gregory IX?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Aerlingus?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Punched by Monty's ex?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Haha don't be stupid, I'm not a girly man.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Your first genital wart?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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You're all wrong!
I got....dun dun DUUUUUHHH
AN OYSTER CARD
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Oh man that is SO FRICKIN BOSS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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I've had one for two years, and I don't even own a london.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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It's only taken me a few years of saying
"yeah, I should get an Oyster card" for em to actually get one.
Did you know, they come right out of the ticket machines now? :O
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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I can just tell that you are going to fit right in when you move to London.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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Every time I walk into a place it's going to be all
"OI OI SAVELOY!" *canned laughter*
I'm going to OWN London.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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Remember to tuck your thumbs behind your braces and do that funny walk they all do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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Be the first to press the open door buttons on the tube on every journey.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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You know, I don't think those really do anything.
I've been on the tube lots and those doors seem to open whenever they want to.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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They're thought controlled.
You just have to *want* them to open.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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So are you moving to Muswell Hill?
Did I get that right? It's not far from my work!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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Best I can tell at the moment is that it's "north"
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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Also standing on the right hand side of the tube escalators
During rush hour is proper London etiquette and a guaranteed way of showing everyone how much of a Londoner you really are.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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I think you mean "nawf"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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I'm urbane, not urban.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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North London is great in parts.
I lived between Highgate and Camden in various places for about 5 years then spent another 5 in Islington. I am a fucking EXPERT on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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places doorways
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Amazeballs!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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Was it fish and chips?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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with the wicked?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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Britain's Eddie Murphy I believe.
He is currently playing the role of Donkey in the West End production of Shrek the Musical.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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Front or back?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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Is the cunt at the back?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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Ghana's Ainsley Harriott, he is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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In a 2000 interview, Blackwood claimed that if he had not made it in showbusiness he would have been "a graphic designer, designing buildings" (sic).
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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Oh that is GENIUS.
Like 'RB' himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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A free white flag to help you with your surrendering?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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Fingered by a mod?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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He's a frog, not a dog.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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ssssshhh
Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a go.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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Proffers gaping undercarriage.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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Haha, I forgot you got herpes, I'm totally going to bring that up more often now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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Oh balls, so had I.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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