They eat horses don't they?!
So it seems meat processing plants in Ireland aren't cleaned properly, and as a result people are in uproar at eating another animal other than the cow.

What's the worst thing you've had in your mouth?


Alt. I'm due an upgrade for my phone soon. Which should I get and why? Are you happy with your mobile device?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:03, 116 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Pot Noodle that my ex was eating and then fed to me like a mother bird feeding their child
You can get horse down the market here in Cork apparently, if you ask.

Alt: I duno lol
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Horse meat is delicious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Andouillette
Alt: yes thanks GJ, appreciate you checking, though x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I know they say that has all trace of faeces removed
But it don't half stink of ripe pig shit
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Innit.
When I tried it, I did not have the proverbial 'shit-eating grin' on my face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

my grandad loves it
but he's a dirty forrin who probably kills babies or summat, I dunno
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Really?
I don't think we can be friends any more now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

WELL FINE
A pox on all your houses
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

No surrender etc etc...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

RIVERS OF BLOOD

( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Oh man I LOVE Boney M

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

There's no rasputin that !!!! 111!!!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Peckham for the...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)

darkies?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Muswell Hill for the...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Pekinese?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Andouillette is fucking disgusting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

"Politics is like an andouillette – it should smell a little like shit, but not too much."
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I've never understood why you meat eaters get squeamish about eating certain animals.
Surely cooked flesh is cooked flesh whichever animal it came from?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

the only meat I wouldn't eat is myself
cos I need this meat for walking and hands and such
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

You'd need a rib removing, allegedly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

This is what I was saying today
Someone came back with "what if it was cat or dog meat?"

If it tastes like burger, who cares?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Tesco Value burgers don't really taste like burger.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

If it was cat it'd be quite bitter
You have to either marinade them a long time or get them young
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I couldn't care less
Tbh, I don't see how anyone that eats Tesco value burgers can complain about meat at all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

They should be grateful if it contains any actual meat at all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

This is true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I think the issue with this is 'somehow there is stuff in our product that explicitly shouldn't be there'
rather than 'oh noes, don't eat the cute animals'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Liver
It was absolutely fucking disgusting.

Alt: Not a HTC Wildfire S, they're shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Chicken and Calve's livers are fucking lush if cooked right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

As is venison liver.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

but not bear liver
as that can kill you... true fact, fact fans
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Didn't do the Monkees any harm

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Oh damn you!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

*something about 'bear grills'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

*something about please shut up*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Now I have "Then I saw her face, now I'm a bear liver..." in my head

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Apparently it can be a bit gristly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

That would be a Kod(i)ak moment

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Actually they're polar opposites

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I was just panda-ing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

It was quite the spectacle

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

The Yanks are safe then, they only eat the right arm.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

The worst would have been
a lady garden that was very unkempt... but I had started the journey so didnt want to back down...

also meat is meat people need to fucking grow up. if you are buying the cheapest shit in the supermarket dont expect it to be great
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

NO MOBILE PHONE CHAT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

+ AS I DON'T UNDERSTAND ELECTRICKERY

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I've had horse steak in Europe
(might have been Belgium, I forget) - it was very nice. Based on that I'm prepared to guess I'd quite like a horseburger.

alt:
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

THIS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Sounds fucking rank.

Why would you?!

WHY?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

'lol tell the foreigner that it's a delicacy'
'no way man he's eating it he's really eating it'
'dude grosssssss'
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Ew
"Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[1][7] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

You'll eat honey though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I can't imagine that tasting like honey...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Still made by insects and rolled around in by larvae

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Y'know, it might be a bit early to call, so apologies if I've misjudged this,
but I think this thread might be, just might be, a little bit shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

maybe we could liven it up if we all put on a wacky tie

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Everyone loves a wacky tie.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Nice jumper, Lighty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

You're a big meanypants

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

*Goes back to tangles last thread*





*shrugs*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

But yeah, it is shit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

What's for lunch? I fancy a pie cos I am hungover.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Some form of meat, with boiled potato and cabbage probably. Just for a fucking change.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

do they not have Tesco over there?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

In Poland?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Yes, but not near the office, which is on an industrial park about 8km from the city.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

They aren't that many Jewish businesses in Poland for some reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I believe that they do run a branch of
Triton though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Given one of the burgers was just shy of 30% horse
I'm pretty sure it's less "failing to clean properly" and more "slinging a couple of dobbins into the blenders along with the cows"

But, meh, it's a load of irrelevant shite. Putting horse in will only increase the quality of burgers. And horse is quite nice.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Typical dodgy paddies, padding out their burgers with nicked horses they got off the gyppoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

One of the factories was in Yorkshire.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Typical dodgy northerners,
padding out their burgers with retired pit ponies and sawdust.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

It could still have Irish staff.
A lot of them move over here for work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Now that I didn't know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

next you'll be saying we should just put all the gyppos and paddies into the burgers instead
I don't want any part of your genocide and horse love
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You know me so well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Alright Elaine Paige

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Hi Barbara!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

So what you're saying is: you love horses, best of all the animals?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I love horses
they're my friends.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Roflcopter images
www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-21041468
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Oh man, that's hilarious
I like the photo of a man taking a photo of the carnage.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

And that's what you get for not looking where you're going.
Saw the news report at 8:30. They seemed more concerned about the damage to the crane.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

They were hoping it would fall down and they could catch it on camera.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Mainly cos it's over a main rail link I think?
Travel disruption is so much more important than death.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Damn right it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck the dead helicopter pilot
THERE'S A MODERATELY DAMAGED CRANE

Did it fall down in the end?
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Not yet I don't think
will take some shifting though, and a good gust of wind might hasten the end
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Don't know, don't care.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Vauxhall's on the line into Waterloo from Portsmouth and the South.
It's kind of big deal. Lots of self-important commuters.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

hello

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)

hi!

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I'd be well up for a horse burger.
I ate me a Carpathian bear in Romania. The meat was nice enough, but the weird sauce they cooked it in was kind of gross.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Romanian food is fucking repulsive.
Their national dish is greasy soup. Fucking gyppo cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

That soup had chicken hearts in it.
That was a bit weird. Tasted like generic chicken meat, but I had to look away a couple of times.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)