I remember where I was when I saw a stupid irishman. It was about half an hour ago on the telly:
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/republic-of-ireland/support-for-irish-drinkdrive-permits-is-spreading-16264897.html
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:38, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ on a bike!
Surely this isn't serious?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

feck off
april fools day isn't for another 2 months
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)

You should have seen the blok actually on the telly, he looked like he was about three quarters cut and kept leaning sideways

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

This fuckwit
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Danny+Healy-Rae&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41248874,d.d2k&biw=1440&bih=710&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=xrH_UMPpOoaWhQessYDwAQ
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

christ
it's a different world
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

He looks like Mr Baxter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

STEB-SON!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

so who's the latest troll, emvee? or someone else?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Deffo em v as its so shit
And it had the potential for lols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

see, i don't want it to be emvee
part of me secretly hopes for another bertdown. always good fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

EmVee almost 100%
No other poster is so desperately unfunny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Seems sensible really, I mean three pints ent that much and what will they actually hit if they do crash a sheep?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

my brother was at uni in ireland and staying with a mate in the middle of nowhere
they were driving back to her parents' farm in the dark and they were approaching a 4 way crossroad. to his horror and terror, she suddenly switched off the headlights and shot across it in the dark. when he had finished shitting himself, he asked what the shuddering fuck she was playing at. she explained that it was much easier to see oncoming headlights at the other 3 roads if she switched hers off.

he was UNconvinced, but could at least see a bit of logic. until she added: "everybody does it."

unbelievable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Hahaha, fucking genius!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

my brother said that when he pointed out the gaping hole in her logic
she and her parents were genuinely amazed. the mind boggles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

er....but
if everybody does it, doesn't that mean you have up to 4 cars racing towards a crossroads with no lights on thinking nothing's coming. ...?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Use your loaf man
That's what they are on about
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Hence swipe ponying out the flaw in the plan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

well, at least you're quicker than she was!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I needs more caffeine.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

some people are fucking dickheads.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I've seen "Wolf Creek" no way I'd walk back from the pub in the dark

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I've drank Wolf Creek

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I saw him interviewed on the news this morning too
if he wasn't drunk he was having some sort of stroke
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)