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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My one has started sleeping loads, she didn't wake until 8am on Sunday which is some kind of miracle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
GIVE ME MY FUCKING SLEEP BACK!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)
have you tried drugging them?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)
*makes notes*
*decides to keep drugs for personal use*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
^^this
Piriton can work wonders, or brandy in milk for the more alcoholic child.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)
do you have children lokesy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
In the basement.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Little Iberico and Serrano

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
tastiest of all the children

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Yup
and shares in the company that makes Calpol, or at least it seems like it at times.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
i can''t believe you managed to get a bun in the oven

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Very good *sigh*
You must have located the correct socket once
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
proves his wife had sex, thats all

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
he might have chucked his bread sauce up her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
If his harry looks like bread sauce he needs to go to the doctors.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
*something about cumming once a year*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Harry? Bread sauce? WTF?
Say spunk, man. SPUNK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Gentleman's relish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
The old jizzerooney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
babybatter

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Bebbeh greveh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Calpol - understood by parents only

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
And that guy from qotw who got off his box on it once.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
really?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
He must have injected it directly into his heart!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
If search was working I might be able to find it.
But it is a classic qotw drugs lies tale.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
so does Phenergan, by the way.
excellent sedative.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Indeed, but chemist won't give the liquid version any more.
and not at all if for kids.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)
haha
this means your mrs is going to start haranguing you for number two...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I am already being forced to discuss this subject.
Not sure I want another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)
We both decided that two was enough
MORE THAN ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I think one may be enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
My two are at the "fight like cat and dog" phase
I understand this lasts approx 18 years
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
The problem with only having one is that you are the sole source of entertainment for them.
Give them a sibling and they'll entertain one another a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

entertain assault
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
If I didn't see it, they can sort it out amongst themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
yeah but didn't you name one Princess Leia from star wars?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Jabba more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Hutt your face!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
You are too easily influenced by Mas Amedda

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I had to google that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I am not surprised. A bit obscure.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Can't afford another wedding?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
The first wedding didn't cost me.
At least I won't have a problem getting my Mrs pregnant, unlike some people eh Al?

Tell me, was it difficult to knock one out when there are medical staff walking past the tugging room?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Depends how much you like nurses I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Your wife was very accomodating.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
lols at tugging room

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
No haranguing, I'd love another.
Mrs Ape wants three, I said lets see what it's like with two...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Fuck that.
Sporto is right - two is definitely enough.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
this^
3 way fights are harder to control than 2 way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I get a tazer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
This is an excellent plan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
But if you don't have 3 kids I can't have a 4 way!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
The dog will suffice again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Oi!
That's my Mrs you're talking about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Lookin' ruff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I think two will be enough, hoping for a boy then we'll have one of each

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
If the next one is another girl, will you keep trying until you get a boy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I dunno, that's why i want the next to be a boy
then the argument of having both has gone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
His mrs hasn't been allowed to have a shit for almost a year?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)
With Apey and Baby Ape there is more than enough shit in the house

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I was going to go with the scheisse-porn angle
but this more innocent approach has touched my black withered heart.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

heart penis
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

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