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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so following the criminalisation of squatting in resi propertiessquatters are now prefacing their "it's my home and i live here so ner" notices with "it's not resi but imma live here anyway". clever? or a pisstake?
alt: afternoon tea? cream then jam, or jam then cream?
actually it's secret option c: fuck your nasty jam and cream, just have it hot with butter, but you might as well think your opinion counts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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I like hot butter on my scones. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:54,
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YESi knew you were a man of taste
see also cheese scones. delicious.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:54,
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correct! Let's run away to a buttery cheesy sconey heaven.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I emailed you like twice and never heard back. I was worried about you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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You did?I never got it. Let me gaz you the address again.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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cool. How have you been?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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Yeah, alrightGot three guitars for christmas, so I can't complain.
How are you? How's work treating you?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:03,
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been a bit full on really, Got a new supervisor now though, and he seems pretty good, so work load should drop off a little, a d I can have some proper time off.
3 guitars? Anything good?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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Sweet, glad to hear itYeah, pretty happy with them. Waiting on some new strings for the acoustic though...the ones that come on Martin guitars are fucking awful. Like cheesewire.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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I like a Martin. My brother is at the guitar shop in Oxford now (I may have told you before) so he brings all sorts of goodies for me. LIKE PICKS SIGNED BY FAMOUS GUITARISTS. and a harmonica.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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Wish I knew someone that worked in a guitar shopThe guys in Nevada are a bunch of pricks. ALL OF THEM!! AND I HOPE THEY'RE READING THIS!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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I hosted the Christmas party for PMT. They are top blokes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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Too many guitar shop peopleare like Comic Book Guy. It's nice to know there are exceptions. The guys in Vintage & Rare in Bath are really cool too. They let me play a genuine 1962 Stratocaster. The fools!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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Got a Martin LXMAn Ibanez RG Bubinga with a Bareknuckle HB in the bridge, and my missus bought me this really old beat-up Japanese pile of crap, but it's because I had one when I was a kid.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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I'd really like to get a decent acoustic.So yeah, if you fancy getting me a Martin or maybe a Gibson J200 or something, that'd be great.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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I'm glad you're back. Winders has had a right grump on without you here.(
Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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why aren't you dead?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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I'm not entirely sure to be honest, GluedBut I've got top men working on it....top men
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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Hello Two HatsPlease come back on here more often. Thank you x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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Monce!How are you, dear boy? How's the little 'un?
and by little 'un, I mean your daughter...not your worryingly small phallus
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Psst... Ixnay on the aughterday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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It's not good at all TH.Truly soap opera shit and I am much too middle class for all this. It's frightful.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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I'm sorry to hear thatYes, I'm ok thank you. My life is a constant stream of tragedy, comedy and unbridled sexual enthusiasm. You know how it is.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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cream teas is excellent, you are clearly a tea plebSquatters are scum and can burn for all i care
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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we were on holiday in the lake district once when i was littleand this incredibly posh southern type popped her head around the door and drawled, "ai say, do you do cream teas?"
to which the girl behind the counter, who was to be fair one chromosome short of a troll, said, "no, only milk."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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That'd make her about 110 now.I fear I shall never lose this erection again.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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Got a right 'baguette on', yeah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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have you been speaking to the receptionist at his office too?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Hah.I'll tell you that story at some point. I was visibly cringing.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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I thought it must have just been cold(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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Unlike your English, you feeble-minded imbecile.NO OFFENCE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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Squatters can fuck offAlt:
Cream then jam
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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alt: Cream or butter is finenot a fan of jam
Don't lawyers make a fortune out of such semantics anyway?
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Does the legislation differentiate between using the word "residence" as a verb or a noun? (, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
It more than 'would be' son, it fackin' is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Shut up, Monty, they residence there and that's just the way it is.Prick.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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that sounds like something the cream tea lady would have saiddarling, we residence in the south of france during the winter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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Damn you Stunned for deleting your thread. It was a bit shit, but this one is worse.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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You'd love a pair of my pants covered in spunk.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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+ said Battered's cock as he coaxed another load out onto his grey grundies(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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maybe don't huff them quite so deeply next time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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I don't understand what you said about the squattersWhy aren't the other african countries sending troops to Mali?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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because you touch your grandmother at night(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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can you expand on the squatters thing? Say, some sort of link?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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*posts link to some horrible scat image*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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google is your friendnutshell: squatters invariably erect a notice to say "this is my home and i live here" so that you have to go to court to get them out.
but now it's an offence to squat in a residential home.
so they have changed the notices to say "this is my home and i live here but it's not actually a dwellinghouse so you can't send me to prison".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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What is it then if a not a dwellighouse. Esp if you have some poor cunt saying "'Ere that's my aaahse. I've only been in the Algarve for dos weeks"
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Mickey Flanagan is not poor.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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Apart from in the sense of 'piss-poor'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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FAGS MEAN GAYS IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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offices, pubs, warehouses, car showrooms, sheds...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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1. A pisstake2. Not for me at all. Sweet food does fuck all for me. If forced to eat scones I prefer cheese ones. Preferably Clendrix's ones. However people who say 'scone' to rhyme with 'stone' should be punched into a bathful of cold water and then have a bar fire thrown in after them. Fucking Hyacinth Bucket serfs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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that's why the joke is what it iswhat's the fastest thing in the kitchen?
scooooooone does not work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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Shit joke is like your face.Shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:03,
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I can't be bothered to find it and do itbut imagine your pic you posted a while ago with your face in a cone shape
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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look, if you want to sit on my face that badly...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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...but I won't do scat. Oh alright then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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That doesn't even make senseWhy would a man want to sit on a woman's face? Unless, of course, it was a last ditched attempt to avoid looking at it?
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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Nobody actually does that, Nakers.You're such a simpleton.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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It's not. Nobody really does that stuffIt's just to gross out internet people.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I bet some people do iti bet some gays get an arse full of man fat them sit on the face of other gays and shart it out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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You need to watch different films.You're getting a head full of wrong.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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i beg to differgreggs hat's mate hired a hooker and PAID HER to let HIM RIM HER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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I lol every time I read that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Right, seriously. Being rimmed might feel nice for the recipient. Fair enough.But actually doing the rimming is very much a "oh, alright then" sort of deal. Why, WHY would you actually want to rim someone enough to pay a whore to drop her pants for you?
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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"I'm licking somebody's shitknot lol?"The world's gone mad.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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your mum rims me once a weekShe said it tastes like an old 2p piece
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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Your tuppence tastes of tuppence(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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Wasn't baz's special move licking girls' bumholes?Maybe that's the real reason Stunned killed him.
Perhaps he licked Mrs Stunned's bumhole.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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No thanks, I've just eaten(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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sighhe wants to picture my head shaped like a cone. so that he can sit on it.
ie he wants to sit on a cone.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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I'm glad someone is brave enough to tackle the most important issue here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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Stupid fucking hippies.Alt: Jam then cream. No tea though, thanks.
I prefer them cold if I have butter on them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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I fucking detest squatters.One of my friends has spent most of his adult life avoiding getting a job in one form or another, which included going to live around europe in squats. He got taken in by those pricks, and I can't stand a single one of those smug cunts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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Same age as me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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Oh, 29.It was sometime after his second attempt at uni, at 23, when he started doing the squat thing. Same upbringing as me, financially, not a bad one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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More than that, both uni and both collage attempts were dissing too. Openly admitted he only went for the life experience v
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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afternoon tea is for the nearly dead(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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afternoon tea is for getting cunted on champagne and ignoring the curling sandwichesi can get on board with that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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you've got curling written all over your face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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Not much problem with squatter round here...... mostly it's deluded landlords who think that, because of the semi-rural location, they can tout out any old crap for massively inflated prices.
Alt: Secret option c all the way! Good salty butter too - none of this unsalted forrin crap. Cheese scones are truly awesome too - I must make some soon!
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FYI it's cream then jamand I do not like raisins in my scone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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I have never even seen that abomination. Must be some 'West London gay scene' shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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Yes, that. You have it precisely.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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RAISINS. IN A SCONE. HE-LLO??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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i hate raisinsthey are grapes that missed their vocation by not being turned into wine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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Not surprised it upsets you to see all that potential dried up.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boastBut I like hot butter on my breakfast toast.
Not really into scones, they're a bit middle class for me.
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