Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tread's dead baby, thread's DeadWhat do you think the next QOTW will be?
My money would be on : " Disappointment. Tell us tales of having your hopes and expectations cruelly dashed by utter shitness." as it's shit and predictable and probably been done before.
Alt: what should the next QOTW be?
ALTAlt:kittums or cayke?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I've suggested for ages that the question should just be "what the fuck is wrong with you people?"(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Suggest it again now.I'm pretty sure they just stick the top four in the vote.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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donewww.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1848647
vote for meeeeee
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CombiChrist's unused alternative title for...Oh wait. They actually did call their third album that. Those crazy Norrs!
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I haven't heard combichrist in years. I stopped going to the goth night in Oxford about 3 years ago, when goth decided to become dance music for fat chicks in corsets with glow sticks, and pale boys with wool dread locks.
If I asked for fields of the nephilim the dj looked at me funny.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:55,
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That sums it up pretty nicelyAlthough I gravitated towards the scene because of all the bleepy bleepy. The best way to cope with the hideously overweight girls in PVC catsuits (who makes PVC in sizes above 14? If you MAKE size 24 PVC, someone will WEAR size 24 PVC! And we'll have to SEE them wear it!) is to imagine them with a white patch painted on their stomach and yell "JUMP, WILLY, JUMP!" as they waddle past.
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didn't you do Swipe?or is this a recent rule?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:05,
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cos she's ginger it's a double negativedon't do gingers + don't do fatties = do ginger fatties
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i've met you.your mode of dress was far closer to the 'pale boys with wool dread locks' contingent than it was to what I'd call goth.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:04,
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Although I've eschewed the wool dreadlocksthe traditional goth look is fucking dull
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gotcha, somehow I read your "towards" as "away from" in a previous postwe'll just agree to disagree then.
actually it's not that I disagree your thing is valid or even good, just I'd not call it goth because it has little in common, in just the same way as modern R'n'B has fuck all to do with Rhythm & Blues
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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curses! we agree againexcept I'm not a fan of that bleepy shit music
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:24,
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Only because you came to London (centre of the universe) to listen to ityou'd still have come if you liked better music, we might even have gone to the same gig.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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Excellent opportunities for getting to know you chat at gigs"WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF RORY THEN?"
"YEAH, NEXT WEDNESDAY"
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anytime you fancy a proper drinky, rather than, a quick pint before a gig, let me knowif I'm ever in norwich I'll look you up but the chances are slim.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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it's a big scene still, and I'm cool with that, But I prefer trad goth really. As dull as that can be.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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Windy Where the fuck is the vote box?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:21,
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I dunno harters. I don't know. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:29,
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I want to vote for Chompy's QOTWBut I can't find the vote thingy :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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The mods have got you on 2.0(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:33,
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Does that mean I can type things about sheds, dog fingering, and alcoholics getting kicked out bythere wifes.
Edit and not get stepped
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:34,
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You should post this on every board.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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Can you answer my editthis is important
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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Go on thenwww.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1848647
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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I'm not sure how this is any better than the thread where everyone just said their name.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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Show your worth with a decent threadjack question.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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I'm not sure if they are ALL cuntsJust a disproportionate amount of them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Free money innit?Actually the one we are dealing with at the moment are rather excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:04,
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Hang on, I can't decide...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Go on, tell CQ to delete the thread.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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But isn't thread deletion worse than fingering kids?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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according to some yesI maintain it's OK when it's funny.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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Alright CQ, I think the next qotw should be "where it all went wrong".
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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nah, it'll be full of people winging about trollswhich is the only thing duller than most terolls
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:07,
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i do jacket potatoes in minewarm them on a medium/high heat for 8-10 minutes (12 for two potatoes), then five in the oven
BOSH
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You're not really cooking them in the microwave fully then, you fucking cheat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:07,
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I use heston bloomingtile's entire kitchen, every utentsel he has, every gadget he has. Then I put it in the micrwaove and take it out again.... so really it's a microwave meal.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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but if i did they'd just be sweaty and horribleyou've gotta crisp up the outside, yo
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i do do that sometimesbit of rock salt, rolled in foil, but ain't nobody got time for dat
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This deserves a response as it is rather goodRESPONSE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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Exactly, thats why you can't microwave a GOOD baked potato. Nothing worth admitting anyway.Unless maybe you perhaps do half a dozen in the oven and the re-heat them in the micorwave as a second meal. maybe. think that counts as you're prepiaring them in the oven and cooking them as an entirely seporate meal in the microwave.
The trick is to get a bread knife and tap/scrape it until you got lots of surface area. then microwave to get them going. Then sea-salt and oil and in the oven.
Then prized open and smothered with a proper moldy blue cheese and butter.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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+ Then shitting it out in to a pringles tube a few hours later.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:28,
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Poached egg and aspagous on a buttery muffin.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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I've not microwaved poached eggs beforeDo they work?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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I make mine in a frying pan with water and vinegar(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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Yup, it's a game of chance though, they can explode.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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I'm not sure there is a best thing you can cook in one.They are handy for reheating things.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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Alt: would you rather pick your bum hole and sniff your finger or have Quentin spit in your mouth?Altalt, compact discs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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oh manA thread that CQ has banned me from :'(
I endorse the 'no fat chicks' rule, and the bleepy goth shit. The way I see it, unless it's Atari Teenage Riot, any electronic stuff that sounds shit while on ecstasy is utterly pointless and should be put down.
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Like a dishwasher?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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Has he 2.0'd you.Wise man that CQ.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:27,
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Where the fuck is the QOTW vote button?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:29,
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He's started a trend we all should follow.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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No you don't. You fancy me too much for you to do that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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WHERE IS THE MUTHERFUCKING VOTE BUTTON(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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Are you blind or something?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:33,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1848760
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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Even the MOD's are bullying me :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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rob put me on ignore this morningwhat the bloody hell is that all about?
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D'you think he might not have liked what you said to him?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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i thought it was an in-joke and he'd have been all'oh lol, quentin. how very drole!' and then we'd have been best buds forever
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i just said that he was a kid fingering cunt :(i wanted to be like the cool kids
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I lolledwww.b3ta.com/talk/7622807
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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We should team up and fuck them up(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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I don't knowLet's ask Nakers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1848800
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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PHWARRRRRR(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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good, goodthis is a bonus. tell him to gaz me if he's that bothered.
edit: can someone explain how he can post in this thread if he cannot see it? of am I misunderstanding 2.0?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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tell the prozac-addled absent father to put my balls in his mouth and suck on them.(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
OH GOD IT'S MUMMY AND DADDY'S DIVORCE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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if you log in and click reply you can still postit's a bit of a faff to keep going in and out though
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ah, rightwell, if I'm managing to annoy him as well as not having to read his puerile bullshit this can only be seen as a bonus.
I'd say tell the scotch midget to get fucked but as he's no doubt reading this you can save your self the bother.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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i imagine that's quite fruity and a bit acidiclike a natural yogurt
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you'll have to find out for yourself q(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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did bobby have to lift up four flaps of flab before he could find his cock and poke her from the other end?(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
You urgently need a mental health assessment. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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sex, and drugs and rock and roll, tell us your stories of when you acted like a muthafuckin rock star cage fighter!alt: kittumcaykecrack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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sadly noti was just making a joke because auction looks a bit like acton
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No, but I've been swung by the tits a few times.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Well, I mean, there's bound to be someone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Maybe a lurker has?This could be their big opportunity to start posting and then Kroney would be all like 'This new guy is really cool' and that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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it doesn't take much to rile CQAnyway, as a gesture of peace I have started a new thread. A positivity thread, so please leave all prickery at the door and treat other posters as you would like them to treat you.
I love you all equally, my children.
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Go fuck yourself up the ringer with a piece of sharp lead.You cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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You can cut sharp edges using tin snips.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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Ok CQ, I've made up my mind.You should delete the thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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and I've asked him if he's surebut as you're so insistent.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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OK, have just 2.0ed Tangles and battered to see if this makes them think the thread is deleted.I bet it doesn't, but what the hell.
off to buy some lunch, back inna bit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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