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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:22,
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latest was 12 years ago)
It was OK.Ex hasn't even replied to email & letter from mediator so it was an hour and a half of assessing me on my own. I had to go over some harrowing stuff and answer some horrible questions and was then told she thinks I need counselling. It was really not nice at all but it's done now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:26,
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Ex needs to agree to work with the woman, then be assessed herself,then mediation can being properly. Unfortunatly my ex will make everything take as long as she possibly can because she is a hateful and malicious cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:32,
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So round up a b3tan army in their accordsand get them to go round and fuck her shit up
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Peej, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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I actually have my first driving lesson this evening.I feel a sense of purpose coming on!
Hope things work out Monters.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:56,
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Thanks Beek.I might learn to drive one day. Maybe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:02,
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I wouldn't bother.You can't drink or take drugs if you have to drive.
It's rubbish.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:11,
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Whereabouts? Just so I can make sure my family is safely out of the area...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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Hemel HempsteadI may improve the architecture if I crash into it.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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I was in Hemel yesterday. It was quite nice after a day spent in Watford. It's amazing what perspective can do for a town.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:24,
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Shittest name for a gladiator ever.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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Presumably in the "help you deal with the shit being heaped on you" senserather than the "stop you being such a cunt" sense
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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I'll counsell you.You're really upset. The source of your angst won't help.
Eighty quid please.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:39,
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^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^ PAEDO ^(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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You forgot to mention Kiddyfiddler(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:43,
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Is this counselling to cope with the fact that your ex won't allow you to see your daughter?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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She could see that I'm somewhat upset by the situationand is under the impression that talking about it will make me less so. This is nonsense, frankly. Seeing my kid will do that, and nothing else.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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Sup my NiggaCan you edit a fucking question in FANKS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:25,
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WHERE'S THE QUESTION YOU FUCKING CUNT?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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^ THIS ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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Morning MontySorry to hear yesterday was so shite, just hope things get better sooner rather than later.
Right, has anyone seen Drive? Is it any good?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:34,
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Not seen it, but the soundtrack is supposed to be good.Released on Geoff Barrow's Invada records.
And it has got that buxom redhead that everyone fancies in it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:40,
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Swipeylolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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I've not heard of anyone on the soundtrackI have no idea if that's good or not.
Christina Hendricks is in it? Sweet.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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I think someone needs some counselling...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:53,
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If only I could work out what is bothering me.I just can't put my finger on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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Will Haven, yes.Thought they were awful, am afraid.
I'd completely forgotten about Goatsnake though, might try and sneak a listen later.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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You are wrong.I am listening to Will Haven now. They're great.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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Moved to Hemel with Miss Beekers last April for her jobWe'll be back up there at some point though. Northerners at heart.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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Geoff Barrow is an excellent decksman.Fantastic control of the Technics. He used to use a mixer with punch buttons though, that's just weird.
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He's one of those people who, if he is involved in something then it is probably worth a look.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:53,
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It is excellent as is the 80s synth inspired soundtrack(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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It's a very, very good film, yes.So on the basis that you are a fan of How I Met Your Mother and thus have no taste whatsoever, you'll hate it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:56,
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Drive is pretty greatMore slow-burn than you would expect, but now amon my personal favourites. It's on Netflix if you've got that.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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Good morning Sir!(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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*jumps**rolls around in not-at-all-gay way*
*gets up, manly handshakes*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:40,
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*tips hat*Sorry, I thought you were a waiter for a second there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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Oh, let's forget about all this...You want some cheese?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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No whey!Curd you prove this?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:49,
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CHEESELOLZ!¬!!!!!!!!111A1111SDSDDDD(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:13,
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You should totes go on Jeremy Kyle, he'll sort this out in one morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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I can't go on there in case I start taunting him about cancerous testes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:48,
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newsthump.com/2013/01/30/testicle-recovering-well-following-removal-of-jeremy-kyle/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:52,
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Yeah, I didn't actually even read what the link said, originally.So let's just pretend that last reply wasn't here.
So...sunny out, huh?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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Mrs Hats and I devised a Jeremy Kyle drinking gameBut quickly discovered a flaw...people that are drinking in front of the tv at 9:30 in the morning have bigger problems than deciding which games to play.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:49,
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Absolutely.Watching television in the morning is a terrible plebeian habit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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It used to terribly disrupt my drinking you know.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:02,
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Ohhhhh manI really want a fried egg sandwich now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:57,
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D'you want one of us to put you in the recovery position?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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Not really, considering some stuff that gets repeated here originated in working mens clubs in the 1950s(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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You're only brave enough to say that cos you know she's still in bed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:04,
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How do i end up in trouble? He started it ^^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:23,
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it would be different if it was actually insulting or funnyIts just stupid
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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Good morning allI am sorry to hear of your ex/child based woes - I hope the application of beer to face will come some way to resolving this
I am tip top this morning. Loads more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:04,
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Well, for a start you use the phrase 'pray tell'.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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Not any moreI've drank it all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:11,
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I put it to you that you are a girl then*panders*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:12,
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I'm absolutely knackeredIn the street below the flat they were putting up signs until 3am, meant they had this little platform thing with an engine and they were drilling and hammering. I thought about going on the balcony to have a shout, but then I just stayed in bed being grumpy.
Hope yesterday went alright xx rest well sweet prince xx
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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who were putting up signs?Also by laws usually stipulate hours when power tools etc can be used
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:10,
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They work for the shop complex/flatsI dunno, it's Ireland, they don't really have laws over here
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:13,
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They probably had a horse doing the electrics(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:14,
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Yeah it weren't a generator, just a big wheel And some knackers trying to sell us pegs
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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It'll be some bollocks about putting up road signs in Gaelic or something.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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BENDERS NEED DIRECTIONS TO YOUR BOT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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They've never had a problem finding it before.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:31,
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They had THEATRE on them I thinkThe two guys putting them up couldn't seem to work out how to do it, I had a look and they were wobbling one of them back and forth like a child losing a baby tooth
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:18,
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Good morning chaps and chapessesI'm excellent, thanks.
Monty, sorry but unsurprised to hear your ex is being uncooperative with the mediation process. Hopefully it will come back to bite her - hard.
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Morning, flidnuts.I'm fine. Geez, why does everybody keep asking me that? Godddddd!
Alt: meh
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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Is it lunchtime already?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:25,
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Perhaps because of this?www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854891
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:26,
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not bad, Day off today, just sat on the meadow, enjoying the pretty morning, trying occasionally to stop my dog earing poop.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:25,
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I was sure it was Friday when I woke up this morningVery disappointed to find out it wasn't. Seems a long week this week.
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I think someone should start a new thread.Perhaps Al?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:31,
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Hey MontersSorry to hear of your ongoing woes. So I guess the only things that came out of yesterday are that your ex continues to be a cunt and the mediator may have completely missed your point. FFS.
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That's about the size of it, yes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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