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Good morning.Good morning?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:00,
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Would be better if I wasn't at Luton airport (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:04,
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43 whole posts yesterday.I reckon there must have been a LOT of high-end gaming happening yesterday.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:04,
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I thought that went without saying.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:23,
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Also: fuck you cunts, I'm off to work.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:23,
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Wow Monday alreadyWhere did the weekend go?
Also morning
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:33,
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Monday Monday Monday Monday mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMONDAY!I LOVE MONDAYS!
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Good morning?Good morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:17,
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That was a spectacularly heavy weekend.Thank the Lord I have completely run out of cash, this will mean this week is organ-friendly in prep for BR1ZB4$H2013 on t'weekend coming.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:22,
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I'm as yet undecided, Teeeeeeeeeaitch.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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I tend to err on the side of caution, TH.I find it best that way, on the whole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:56,
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I am both shocked and surprised by this revelation.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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I am a boring manThe above disclaimer is for the following statement.
Bradford is an example of teh decline of the wool industry, a lot of the buildings are very nice, and fact fans, Morecambe (anoter example of a town in decline) Used to be known as Bradford on Sea as the factories used to decamp there for the summer break.
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I had the misfortune to visit Morecambe last year.A more wretched hive of scum and villainy I have rarely seen - and I've been to Southampton.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:54,
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If you see photos of it in the early 1900'sIt was a very upmarket seaside town, The Midland Hotel had stautes and plaster work by Eric Gill.
Now it is full of pikey cunts
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Which is why I don't goI was born there and it is painful to see it in such a state although Urban splash didn't do a terrible job on the Midland...
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Well, it must be good because I'm not in Luton.I'm in Slough. No, wait a minute.....*cries*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:45,
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Wow it is kicking in here today(◉‿◉)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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how was the weekend? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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I spent the afternoon yesterday being the loud table getting pissed up in the corner of the pub on Sunday. Getting withering looks from the lunching families.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:04,
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WOOF WOOF WOOF! hello twoey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:02,
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Yes yesI saw B*ldm*nkey yesterday. Imagine that!
It was at the park. Make of that what you will.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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did he do anything wakki? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:05,
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He wasn't particularly wakki, to be honestBut then there were a lot of people around. He's got his bird blog to think of.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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I suppose many birds would be frightened off by too much wakkiness.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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Many british birds are easily startled by anything even slightly wakkiWhich is amazing really, because eggs are fairly wakki, as we know.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:10,
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something about dog eggs. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:11,
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for some reason, that blog is banned on my Internet at work. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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He taught my son the old "go in for a handshake...only to pull away at the last minute and do a nose-thumb thing". I thanked him for that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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it's a classic, that's for sure. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:08,
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Terrible child abuseI'm reporting you both.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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Next time I see one of his kidsI'm teaching him the fast knife thing what they do in Aliens.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:24,
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aka pinfinger, nerve, bishop, stabscotch, or five finger fillet according to wikipedia. I think Stabscotch is my favourite.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:28,
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Stabscotch is also my favouriteThanks for digging out the list...I enjoyed that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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Like hopscotch - but with stabbing!(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:46,
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No, that's 'Kunt and the Gang'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:57,
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Actually It could be the stag do email list I'm on with a load of accademics.They really can't organise a piss up... anywhere.
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Sounds like you're heading to Abilene!en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:23,
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I don't think it is nearly as bad as the sore throat I have.This level of pain can only be throat cancer with a pinch of throat AIDS.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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I think you ought to consider my hangover in "the worst thing ever" contest. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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I was involved in 4g of sniff and a good 30 pints plus wine, so I call your hangover a homosexual.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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30 pints? Only if you were drinking skol.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:04,
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I mean over the whole Sat & Sun.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:05,
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I actually worked out that somewhere in my current batch of homebrew is my 500th brewed pint.(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)
You've not been at it that long either.You fucking Scarpe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:13,
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good work. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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Doesn't the one cancel the other out?In which case, you should be feeling pretty chipper.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:14,
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There are known cures for your hangover.All I've got is wincing and making out like everything is too much effort every time someone speaks to me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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Good morning allI both look and feel like I've lost a fight with a tiger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:11,
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did you lose a fight with a tiger? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:12,
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I don't know but he sure looks like he did, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:13,
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Last time I heard about a guy losing a fight with a tiger he was unrecognisable to close family due to having had his face chewed off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:14,
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As I understand it, they don't muck about, these tigers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:16,
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Not reallyI finished my ebook on my phone on the way to work and I don't have another unread one on there. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ALL DAY?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:16,
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FFSHe's supposed to work in IT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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oh yeah, that*sheepish*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:24,
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All the Sherlock Holmes books are free on Kindle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:26,
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Not enough explosions and graphic sex for me(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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Why are all comedians named Russell so shit?ANSWER ME *THAT*, IF YOU CAN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:17,
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*something to do with paper*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:18,
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His voice is so irritating that I cannot focus on anything he says.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:19,
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The standup he did about the Sun newspaper for the secret policemans ball is "well lol"(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
He's no 'Achmed the dead terrorist'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:21,
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which is very much in his favour(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:21,
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One of my "friends" once said 'oh mate, watch this on youtube, 'sfunny as fuck mush'And it was that terrorist thing. I most definitely did NOT do a 'LOL'.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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My pal Yeti tried the same trick on me.Utterly, utterly shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:23,
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This was the same friend that thought this was the funniest thing ever created.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:27,
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Him and his missus were laughing at borderline hysterical levelsMe and Mrs Hats were watching, wondering what we'd missed.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:31,
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Thinking 'time we got some new friends, eh, Mrs Hats?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:33,
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Seriously, we thought we'd missed some sort of 'in joke' or somethingBut no....just a robot monkey.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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Think this is it, but I don't have sound so might not be.www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uhmnNnmL8
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I just can't get past how he keeps he teeth clenched when he talksOh and how shit he is.
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Peej, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:27,
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I'm not best placed to answer thisAs I find pretty much all modern comedians to be shit. It just seems to me that I've seen it all before. It all seems so old fashioned and unoriginal.
Or is that just what old people say?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:21,
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I find pretty much all comedians shit, personally.Old or new, I despise them equally. Bill Hicks? Just not funny. Any of these Russells? Not funny either. You see? Both the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:23,
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No one has ever topped the high point of comedy attained by Roy Jay.Although he appears to have been brushed out of history by the internet, this is the only footage of him I can find: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0BGRIuLWVI
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:25,
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I "get" Bill Hicks, but so much of it just sounds like a rant to meSometimes that kind of satirical thing can become SO much about the satire, that the humour is lost.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:26,
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Witty and worth listening to, sure - but actual LOL? NEIN.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:28,
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WAKE ME UP WHEN SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN RONNIE CORBETT COMES ALONG(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:29,
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If they did I would gladly infringe its copyright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:30,
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Mitch Hedberg(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:47,
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Theoban outed my true identity. I was never a pig at all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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Bill HicksThe first time I saw a video, I liked him. The second time I thought it was a bit samey and by the tenth time I though, "this guy just repeats himself over and over again"
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Peej, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:28,
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I found that to be particularly true of the VHS I used to own of him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:30,
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They could get away with it back then thoughsince they didn't have youtube.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:31,
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Fuck off you bent sp....oh, it's you, Badmons.Soz m8, thought you were someone else for second, there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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It's not a problem for mebut it's a problem for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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I got collared by the law outside Bath on Saturdayand then spent a significant portion of Sunday complaining about the difficulty I was having with the DVLA as a result.
All of this could have been avoided if I'd a) updated my address in a timely manner and b) observed the speed limits but everybody knows that in today's blame culture, the individual is no longer responsible.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:55,
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3 points and £80?The address thing is irritating especially if you mov a lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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Probably. I was five over the limit, but it was a camera van so I dunno.In any case, the ticket notice is going to Slough *shrug*.
If you were my FB friend, you'd have been able to read my very lol post about it.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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recreate it here for the class5mph you should be ok I reckon...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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Last time I got caught by a wagon I was 20mph over the limitso maybe they'll let me off if I explain that I'm on the mend and trying to change my ways.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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I spent my weekend in Crewe and Nantwich! Lesbian 21st birthday party. That's how I roll.
Nantwich good, Crewe bad.
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Crewe is really quite outstandingly bad isn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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I don't even know where either of these places are.What's so great about lesbians, anyway? Not going to get in on it, are you? Bisexuals on the other hand. Well, there I've only got to contend with my crippling ugliness just like straight girls, but I'm competing against twice the amount of people. Shoe in!
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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Me either. Luckily they both have train stations. You will not be surprised to hear that after meeting me all the lezzers are now heterosexual.
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...and walking like John Wayne(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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I'm on the 3:10 To YoMa right now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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She was there also Sporters. We should start a campaign to get Monty a new "mandad".
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Nantwich good?I've fucking been to Nantwich son.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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I thought it was quite nice. Well, the town centre bit I went to was. Except for the "club" we went to afterwards.
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Unless a magazine decides to print face down ass up and facial cumshots photos of the Dutchess of CambridgeI'm not going to be able muster even a semi.
Cheers
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Peej, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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No, thats the pointthese preggers and very fuzzy long distance 4 pixel tits shots just aren't doing it for me.
Come on Your Highness! Give the people what they want.
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Peej, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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Nnnnngh! Do you want to buy some pictures of Minnie Driver heavily pregnant wearing nothing but a pair of freshly pissed knickers?
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I've never seen Minnie Driver and David Coulthard in the same place at the same time!Proof methinks!
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Peej, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:35,
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They were the stars of 'Jaws 2'and 'Green Lantern'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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Gonna need a bigger toothbrush(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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That Kate Middle has a nice arse in those fuzzy shotsI'll give her that.
Needs more bent over lags apart though
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Peej, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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There was a clopper shot too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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