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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ch ch ch changes...
Good morning you collection of festering anal boils.

Changes. Yesterday we heard that Darth Cumshot is changing to vegetarianism and is finding it surprisingly easy. People were changing their icons and finding it surprisingly easy to do and we found out that most B3tan parents prefer Pampers. I assume this is due to them being surprisingly easy to change.

What changes do you know you should be making in your own life?

Alt: tell another B3tan what changes they should make to their miserable existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:54, 205 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
it's not even 8am and I've already done two big plops

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Good work.
I ate pasta last night, so I've done one enormous one. So big it almost cracked the pan when it landed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:59, Reply)
Did you shout "Goner" when it landed?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Nah. Did experience an unpleasant poo water splashback though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Auto-bidet effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:21, Reply)
'morning, you miserable reprobate.
I'd need to change the following:
1. Place of residence,
2. Attitude to self,
3. Attitude to other people,
4. Stop being such a cunt.

Alt: All of you. Get a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:02, Reply)
Moving

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:04, Reply)
I should go back to the gym, I know that much.
That'll probably be next month.

Alt: Darth should stop being such a fucking girl, and have a steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)
+ through the heart

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I've found it surprisingly difficult to change my icon
Due to not being offered any alternatives.
My donation must've been too small or summat.
But I don't care, because I've got my name back.

The change I would like to make is to move house.

Alt: Other b3tans should change to posting more and being more funny.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:31, Reply)
posting more on /talk you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:34, Reply)
I dunno
There seem to be more /talkers coming here than /offtopicers going there.
It does seem to make sense for some kind of merger though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
People here can't honestly say they prefer all the seperate threads though?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Makes it easier when the threads get really long.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I suppose the plus point is that you can still be using old threads for a chat.
But it all used to work quite nicely on /talk before this place appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Rob should just merge /talk & /OT.
But he'd have to come begging again for cash to pay someone to do the code, so it won't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
or just shut down /ot
god knows why you qotwers never realised that you could talk "off topic" on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:44, Reply)
everyone's a bully on /talk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:46, Reply)
To you maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I'm being TIC here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)
tongue in cheek

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)
TBH, it was probably due to the reception some of these mongs received on /talk, before the great Legless caused a detente by inspiring hatred and pity from both OT and /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:46, Reply)
But /talk has always been a bit of a bully to everyone.
People just need to stop taking the internet seriously.
I can tell you to fuck off but I don't even know you, I have no feelings of love or hate for you.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I've never been upset by /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)
must try harder.....

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)
/talk moves so slowly these days. OT gets over 1000 posts on a weekday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I know, it sucks.
years ago it was an amazing place to be
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Pescetarianism ACKSHULLY
Today I will mostly be trying to find a Huddersfield Town fan to mock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)
6-1lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
IKR
My old man's a season ticket holder and he reckoned that for the first 20 minutes we were gash. Then they just started playing. To be fair Huddersfield must have been knackered after playing in the cup on Sunday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)
That isn't much of goal to set yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)
How many Huddersfield Town fans do you think there are in Norwich?
This will require all my cunning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I meant the fish eating instead of meat thing, you silly boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Lack of red meat is already affecting his brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I went to Huddersfield once.
The station is quite impressive from the outside. Bit of a hole though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
IKR

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Right on both counts
Their ground is too good for them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Was it surprisingly easy to find?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
seeing as I'd travelled there by train, yes.
Remarkably easy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Today me and the old man will be changing the control panel on the front of the cooker.
I would love it to be surprisingly easy, but I feel it will probably be a real ballache.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
*Looks at watch*
Who are you? give B3th her login back
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Ah, but this is a crisis
No oven = no food.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I could always eat tour head.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Or even 'your head'.
Stupid fat fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Best offer so far this week

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I need to do more exercise
Just spent a long weekend in London, did a lot of walking, and my legs are knackered. Think me and the dog are going to have to find a pub further from home or something.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Your Mrs liked that pub.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
How much sabotage occurred in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Haha. I didn't leave any surprises.
Save to spunk on the end of the toilet roll.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Mornin', alright peeps?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
i went to see helen mirren in "the audience" last night
fucking amazing, one of the best things i've ever seen at the theatre. go, go, go. or just go, whatever.

i need to keep up the running.

alt: ban the people with no icons.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I saw her in a Chekhov play in Richmond.
A Month in the Country, I think. She was great.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Did she get them out then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Afterwards in her dressing room.
While I ploughed her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
she was fucking brilliant
you should go to this, you'd enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)
i think it would be better if you all changed your forum of preference and went to /talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
/talk is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
everywhere is pretty dead
I think we should all just go back to posting on /board
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I think most of us have too few chromosomes for that...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
i expected more from you
you've let me down, you've let everyone down
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)
25 posts in two hours this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
You do realise that if you all went there that would change?
It's because of this shit place that /talk is dying.
I'm going to start the Campaign for the Undying Nature of Talk.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
so a campaign of one
to save the undying one?

cool.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
YES
I'm looking for more members of C.U.N.T. wanna join?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
i was going to say, i was born in that club
but come to think of it, who wasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
So everyone wants to save talk?!
*wins*
Party @ /talk you're all invited!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I wasn't, i don't "get" talk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I think you've missed the point.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

changes Chip & Dale, Rescue Rangers
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Now Mono
We both know that's just not true
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
you don't post on /talk anymore.
what would BM say about that?!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
He wonders why he wasted so much time here at all

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
What's he doing right now?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

                   
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

                   
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I think Dale may be the worst name in the world

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
You could change your shed for one of these?
www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/gardeningpicturegalleries/9880141/Shed-of-the-Year-2013-entrants.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I like this
not enough to go clicking stupid buttons though.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Clickin this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Certainly not. My shed is ace, as those who have seen it will testify.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
They would testify,
but they are no longer around to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Paedo grotto is more accurate than shed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Your words hurt me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
"honest officer I thought snow white was 16!"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
If I call you a cunt will your firewall block you?
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Well no, people say cunt all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Good news, I've linked straight here bypassing the homepage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Good
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
His shed has curtains.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Wicker blinds actually.
How pissed were you at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Pfft.
Real men don't need window furniture.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
They do when they've got several hundred quids worth of power tools locked in their shed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
There's only one tool in that shed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
An ironically massive tool

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Morning Mr Dukas

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Morning harters
So married?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
more of a toothpick really

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Shut up chunky.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
don't be sad
at least you get it sucked that way. oi mrs battered, i'll get that hazelnut out of your teeth....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

hazel horse's
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Something written on the OT "homepage" has triggered my firewall blocking OT
What have you filthy people been writing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Probably referring to Foxtrot as Cumshot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I dunno, it seems pretty arbitrary when it blocks and when it doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
they are weeding out the iconless folk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Nope, i got round it innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I, for one, welcome our iconic overlords.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
your icon should be a big wet flapping foof
like a sail on a round-the-world yacht
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
It should be a diabetic syringe or a cirrhosed liver.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
yours should be some prostitute tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
actually anything from yesterday's list

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
how would you tell the difference
between hooker/stripper tits and normal tits?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
these ones look sad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Stripper tits have Psychochomp on them

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
* boke *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
holy christ what an image
like an old jewfro'd jesus getting bitty from mary magdalen
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Fucking hell.
I thought I had some sick thoughts, but this...

Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
:)))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I'm off work tomorrow and friday.
Got some work to do in the kitchen. Who fancies a beer tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm free, mrs is going down to her mum's as she isn't feeling very well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
i have a 5 mile run to do

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Yeah sure
I'll be down in Gloucestershire, if you fancy popping over for one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Why not
kitchen doesn't really need any work done
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
DIY is shit.
Get a man in.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I'm afriad I am that man.
But I won't be fixing the roof myself. I get a man in to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I donated but haven't got my icons
Who do I kill with a samurai sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
How much did you donate?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
That's a very vulgar question.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I'm a very vulgar person
*grabs crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Does it matter?
Not as much as Al but more than $1
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I havne't got mine either

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
you should get someone to draw a fat, bald cunt to be your icon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
You should get someone to draw a ... a ....
Oh god, I've been zinged by Nakers. THis is the worst day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
maybe ask PJ to kill you with his samurai sword

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I like Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
are you saying you don't like me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
None of us like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
this is untrue, I am much loved
I have a fan club
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
i like you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
HAHA!
Nakers is going to get some ginger loving.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
nah, i'm not seeing him til sat night
when his wife goes out
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
She's away tonight and tomorrow night...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
sssssh don't tell them everything, lov-errr

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Obviously saving the best till last then
pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
mine were there instantly
weird
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Did you donate more or less than the price of a haircut?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
it depends on whose haircut
i'm having mine all cut and coloured on friday. there has been much ginger bullying and it's really long. so it's all coming off and being dyed very dark.

that'll fix everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
shave that bowl
i am going to have it cut like monica in the early "friends" episodes. obviously this will make me look EXACTLY like courtney cox.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Isn't that going to be a bit retro?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
nah, it's just a choppy bob
got to be long enough to tie back when running, otherwise it irritates the blue fuck out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

p

m
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
No it won't. You'll still be ginger, just a ginger in disguise.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Not in Emvee's top ten, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I GET THIS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
a Ninger?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
i'm not ginger!
i haven't been ginger since i was a toddler!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I think you need to donate £10 minimum for an icon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I think it must be more than that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Poss. if you used debit or credit card??????
I'm grasping at straws here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I think you can only pay via PayPal (which is instant) or bank transfer.
I hope Rob is declaring income tax on these donations, as the money goes straight to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
And where does it say that Nakers?
you utter bent spazmo. I've never donated a tenner and I have 10 icons, so that proves that I'm a tight cunt and you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
maybe your payment bounced as your wife has emptied your account to buy herself a weekend away...for two

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
We're going to the lake district. Really looking forward to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
i hope you fall in

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
We probably won't get out of bed during the whole weekend.
PJ - did she make that funny noise when she orgasms when you were together?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
what a waste of going to the lake district
stay at home and bone, go away to play
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Was that due to your face being level with her crotch?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Yes. She loves it when I suck on her clit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I think this thread has run it's course.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I think your face has.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Was it an assault* course?
AMIRITE
*sexual assault
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Hells bells

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Ding Dong

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
\o/
Thats the one Twoey
+alright
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Alright 2H?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Yeah m8
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Pretty good ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Sweet
After today I'm off work until Monday. Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Excellent. What are you planning to do whilst you're off?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Plans keep changing by the hour
It will be mostly kid-friendly I imagine, but we'll see. Might be going to Winchester for a wander. It's trying to find things that don't cost much (if anything at all) but that will hold the kids' attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
If you go to Winchester have a pint in the Wykham Arms.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
*takes note*
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Chesnut Horse at Exton is nice as well, just out of town

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
This ^
especially if it's raining
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Yeah
The signs aren't good
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
We took micro Battered to the Science Museum a couple of weeks ago. Free entry. Really good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I've done a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
what's the post number please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

1869750
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

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