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i'm going to a pub quiz next week. what's the best pub quiz name you've ever heard?

alt: are you creative and what can you make? apart from sweet, sweet love to my mum, you sicko.

altalt: how's your personal grooming? are you rough and ready or a show pooch?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:06, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm a show pooch. Like a Shih Tzu, or summat.
Not really creative, no. I'm more of your practical sort of guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)
practically useless

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
and the pub quiz name? if you really loved me, you'd swallow my quiz?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I hate lolwakki quiz names.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
i think we'll be "barely legal"
geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
No, you're fucking ancient.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
and yet i look so much younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
only because you have a glossier beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
fit as a butchers dog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Pedigree Chum innit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Fuck cunts away
alt: I can make some foods, that's about it.

altalt: I am just the right side of metro sexual
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Norfolk'n'Chance
Alt: MAGIC ON THE DANCEFLOOR, that's about it

AltAlt: I'm not going to dignify that with a response
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
norfolk'n'inbred more like
6-finger lickin' good
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Think about it
That doesn't make sense does it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
it's being rude about norfolk and all its inbred kind
makes sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Yes but
Think about why the team would be called Norfolk'n'Chance, crappy wordplay and all that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
oh good grief i never ever saw that pun
come on darthy baby, up yer game!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Up my game!?
You're the thicko here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
They are all usually shit.
The best quiz team I was ever involved in was an extremely long and tedious in-joke that meant nothing to anyone else, but amused three of us for one night.

Alt: I make beautiful music.

Altalt: You always ask about grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
one of my former colleagues in a previous firm shagged one of the heirs to the throne
our team name: "the artist who formerly knew the prince"

altalt: IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Well I can tell you about my ablutionary habits if you really want.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
just about the sequins

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
They were a good band until all the good people left.
Then they weren't so good.
Then they broke up.
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
JOHN'S TITS
alt: I can't make anything other than a mess in the toilet

altalt: I wash and that, but at the moment I have a BEARD which is cos shaving is well shit and I am lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
that made me laugh
now i really want to call the team that. even though none of us are called john.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
None of us are ever called John either
We couldn't use it once though cos there was a guy in the pub called John and we might've offended him and his tits
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)
did he have tits?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
He was fairly rotund
And a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
We have a prize for best team names at my pub quiz,
Last weeks was my favourite for a while, where they did the "I've got to come clean" quote from true romance.

But most pub quiz names are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
actually, my favourite team name ever was "the Fuck pigs"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
haha that i like
so john's tits and fuck pigs... hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
John Fucks Pigs Tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
it has to be The Fuck Pigs,
The the is important.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I always liked 'This microphone reminds me of my dad's penis'
NOTE: Quizmaster must have microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
a few of the regular teams have taken to doing topical puns,
Always good for a laugh. Can't remember any off the top of my head mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Expect a lot of pope jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I've started giving the prize to teams who don't make shit puns,
In the hope they'll all fucking stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)
You must be the most pope-ular quiz master

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
£3 to enter
They take cash or Papal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
It's you own fault for pontificating.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
My Dad always changed one word in a film title to Haddock for his pub quiz team
Star Haddock
Return Of The Haddock
The Haddock Strikes Back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
your dad was a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
He still is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
simple, effective, hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

cunt Haddock
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
how'd you not kill him?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
He bought me beer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
and won often

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
BEST DAD

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Still a cunt though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
well durr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
All Dads are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Actually, I'll big up the sportsdad for all his help with our new cowshed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Anything that's embarrassing when read out is good
"Mike Hunt is on fire/enormous/sweaty" or something similar

alt: I'm pretty good at designing and building stuff out of wood, done a fair few rooms etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
i've shit my pants

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I've shit your pants too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I've shit in Kroney's pants and the funny thing is
he doesn't even know I'm wearing them!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
We got away with Ma Da Far Car a few times as a team name
Alt:
I can draw and paint. I can cook if that counts too

AltAlt:
Since moving on Saturday I cannot find my razor so I'm currently rockin' the tramp beard look. Think "Roy Keane beard"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)
your beard is a northern irish cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I asked it twice
to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
is this afootball joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
It's an Oirish joke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I've never been to a pub quiz, soz.
I've just heard the cutest thing: my kid has to go to school dressed as her favourite book character next week and wants to go as the Cat in the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
That's sweet
Better than going as Anastasia Steele
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
*googles*

Ewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I didn't know Jay Kay was in a book?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Cat not Twat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Cat, not Twat.
My brother project managed his kitchen. He's 'alright', gossip fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
He always seemed to be OK in interviews

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Likes a smoke and a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Its a "Yes" from me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
And a Ferrari or three

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
And he refused to marry that awful Van Outen creature.
I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I saw jamiroquai live, and you know what, really good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Well it's agreed then, he can come to the next B4$H.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
*denies Denise*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
*moves on*
*without travelling*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I did some work with JK's drummer, he was trying to launch a new sport which was a platform on strings that you can do stunts on.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
she has fundamentally misunderstood that story.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
The Cat represents repressed homosexuality and domestic violence?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
is this you coming out as Gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
COR
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Once you've gone Paddy, you'll never be saddy, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Sorry I wasn't coming onto you, I'm just fat and thigh rubbing is normal

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I am genuinely busy working
but did have to note what warm, caring people the Cornish are:

"A councillor who said disabled children "should be put down" because they cost too much is considering his future."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Well to be fair with those giant heads they must be quite heavy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
It didn't take him long to consider it
metro.co.uk/2013/02/28/councillor-collin-brewer-resigns-over-kill-disabled-children-to-save-money-comments-3519539/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
You're just thanking your lucky stars he's not Prime Minister.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I'm groomed enough. Shaved head and always sporting stubble. I look horrendous without stubble.
Like when Matthew Kelly did and looked like a paedo...

Always well dressed and smelling nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)

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