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Burger Chat!I'm going to a pub for a friends birthday tomorrow they have a burger
called the Henry the 8th burger. It's got 4 quarter pounders, a
chicken fillet, and 8 toppings cheese bacon mushroom onion ring fried
egg gerkin tomato and special sauce.
It's less than a tenner, which is nice.
What are you having for lunch?
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Here's pictures of fat people eating it.www.mkfm.com/photos/charity-events/35257-henry-viii-burger-challenge.html
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That's an obscene amount of food.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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that's going to be some quality beef and high welfare chicken right there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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Also it's in Bletchley, the rent on the place is probably £15 a month.(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I'd happily eat a horse burger.Horse sausages are pretty good as well.
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This is not true, I didn't get a single vote from people wanting to kill me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:52,
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the vote is closed you can't go back and vote retrospectively(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:01,
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I can always set up another vote.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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Simpsons Tavern today. Old Skool.
Steak, bubble, mushroom, fried egg and caulicheese.
I might have stewed cheese to start.
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Was the burger something special, or were your hopes raised too much?(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
We didn't quite make it. The pub around the corner from his house does burgers by the same people as London Fields and they are nom.
Will try again next week.
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Were you on the way there and then you both wet yourself in the street?(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I have no lunch, Ealing is my oyster!I might go to the sandwich shop and get the chicken escalope, ham, cheese, sun dried tomatoes and mustard mayo on toasted sour dough bread.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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there is a GBK, but I don't have time to eat out, i'm too busy and important(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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special sauce Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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Just had a cheese & ham omelette. It was good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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simple fact is eggs are best when they are in liquid or very loose formby it's very nature an omelette is "solid"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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look, I love scrambled eggs, I love them when they are just cooked, no morean omlette is shit scrambled eggs. And as for cheese and shit fuck the fuck off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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Scrambled eggs use milk A proper omelette uses water
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:47,
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I am Omelette god TrustoryWell I am when I make them for sunday breakfast
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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Mine doesn't, mine uses butter and a little creammilk is too watery
EDIT: also water? WTF?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:48,
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Yep only eggs and a small amount of waterWhen they have almost set in the pan, grill them for about 2-4 mins. so it rises
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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Grilling is for retards.Flip it over and take of the heat, leave it for a minute or two, serve while it's still runny in the middle.
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if it's still running why not just make scrambled eggs?!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:54,
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but scrambled eggs are just better omelettes?Fuck off with your water
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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Sorry Chomps this is the way I prefer them.This grilling technique was taught to me by a chef, I wouldn’t dream of making them any other way now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:57,
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What????????Where did that come from, if I knew you felt so strongly about it I wouldn't have mentioned it.
ohhhh wait....yes, yes I would
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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PISTOLS AT DAWNMUTHERTRUCKER
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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grilling? rising?what is this a naan omeltte?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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I'll be honest, HH's Famous Omelettes sound pretty shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:00,
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YOUN FACE IS SHIT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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just posting in this subthread to show that I can spell omelette correctly(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:11,
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at least you know how to make omelettes correctlysplash of water in the egg mix, finish them under the grill, everyone knows that
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Omelettes should have an element of looseness to them.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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Do they do veggie burgers?I only want one, mind.
I don't get all this piling burgers on top of each other thing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:38,
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I might pass then.The spicy ones are rarely spicy and usually consist mainly of kidney beans.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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I have last night's curry leftovers for lunchSomehow curry tastes even better re-heated
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this is true of many things, including stews adn lasganebasically the flavors have had longer to develop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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I find this with some desserts as well - sticky toffee pudding, apple crumble, even cheesecakeWhich is quite handy if you can make stuff the day before and get it out of the road.
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SPECIAL EXCITING MOD NOTICEI've had 'words' with Rob, and he says anyone who is missing their new icons should contact him using the Mailus form on the front page, marking their message 'Message board stuff'.
HTH
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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I thought maybe you had got promoted and got some real powers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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I haven't got any icons but I also didn't pay any money.I AM UPSET
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Taking care of mod business right here.I always said you were the best mod, b3th.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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Thing is, what sort of whining prick would email Rob to say "Wah wah wah, where are my icons?"I'd rather just bitch about it on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:47,
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People asked me to sort it.I have sorted it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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If I carry on like thisI might get invited to one of the super secret mod parties.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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oh man can you imagine the amount of bumhole fingering that goes on at one of those?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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You haven't sorted at all! You've just transfered responsibility to someone else you're worse than a call centre! Like I'm going to go off begging to a ginger bum fingerer!
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:52,
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Fucking hell, PJyou whining needy prick.
Do you want me to come round and update your profile for you as well?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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Right thats it! I'm reporting you to a real modFOR INTERNET BULLYING!
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:02,
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Sorry B3thWhat I meant to say was "Yes that would be lovely, I'd like the Darth Vader icon when you edit it please"
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Oh I'm not having a go at you.But I'm probably not going to gaz Rob to ask for an icon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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I said I'd rather bitch about it on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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Me too,fucking shit, they can't even put a name on a donation and link it to a member on here. Rubbish
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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Bunch of dog-fingering kiddy-fiddlers, the lot of them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:16,
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Did they not release your proper name to you as an alternative?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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I donno, I gotta go Cockfosters later on today so I'm gonna go to the fishmongers and I think maybe get some Monkfish. Not got many ideas, maybe do that wrap-in-ham thing and serve with crushed potatos.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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All that for less than a tenner? And we wonder how fucking horse gets into the food chain...(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
special internet diabetes, type 3it has all the best bits of 1 and 2
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:55,
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I hope the newsletter arrives soonI can't wait to hear about the crazy antics of "Kunt" and "and the gang". I love it when they do songs with swear words in the title.
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I know, right?Nothing'll be able to stop me in THAT bastard
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:00,
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You'd fit several supermodels in too.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:01,
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If B3th isn't careful I'm not gonna give her a pity fuck next time i'm in the area.(
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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I'm sure that most pity you, but even B3th has standards(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:08,
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Even if what you just wrote made senseB3th offered me a wife swap and I intend to take her up on it.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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WTF?????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:14,
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*puffs*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Just had some salted caramel Lindt. Biryani for lunch today.WAQQQUI OR WHOT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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I have no lunch I ate it about 10.30am :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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Hard boiled eggs fall outscotch eggs tend to stick better
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:26,
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Right you get some fucking eggshit them with a fucking fork and throw them in a pan, then you throw in some fucking cheese then flip the fucker over and cook it and then you fucking eat it. You can also chuck in ham and onions if you want.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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You mix them in the bowl before hand you fucking prick.That's where you add the salt and pepper.
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Sorry, you get some fucking eggs and throw them in a fucking bowlthen hit them with a fucking fork
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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Why don't you take that fork and shove it right up your japseye.Fucking pack that shit in.
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Look mate, you don't like the food here, fuck off and go somewhere elseI don't need your business
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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I wanted mushrooms in mine :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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well you can't sorrygo to heston blumenthal's if you want something la de dah!
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:24,
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Went to Ed's Diner on Old Compton St last nightproper burgers in proper burger buns. None of these gigantic fucking monster burgers that you can't eat without cutting them up into quarters.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Nasty greasy shit in that place.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Then you are a culinary imbecile.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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I don't understand food snobbery.I enjoy the sort of food you talk about cooking. I also enjoy simpler food.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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I enjoy simple food too, it's the quality at Ed's is dreadful.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Afternoon Suzanne Vega(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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I didn't think so.Crispy chips, nice meat in the burgers. I liked it. Meh.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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Stick to your guns. Don't listen to these wankers.
One would bang his head on the table before he sat down and the other can't afford to eat there anyway.
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I'd absolutely go there again.They have those tall bar stools and a doorman. I think therein lies the real issues. They won't let vagrants in and Battered hates anywhere that requires a leg-up to sit down.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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There's one on the Kings Rd that I ate in once. Dire.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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There's one at Brent Cross. I'd like to burn it down for crimes against food.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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I'd be up for trying that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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Yeh not too bad. Haven't been punched since I went home so its not all bad
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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After 8 cans of Special Brew and a kebabPJ's missus got punchy
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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