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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to hear more about Mrs PJ's minge.
Now there's a burger we'd all like a chew on, eh?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:30, 213 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
She doesn't do sex.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
She does.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Yeh I already told you she doesn't do midgets

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I didn't say she did so with me.
I'm a faithful married man.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Oh then you must have been talking about the wigan rugby team +reserves

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

idgets e
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
-1/10
far too obvious.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY NOW

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
How do you make an omelette AB?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
POTD!

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)
anyone who doesn't use eggs is a cunt.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Chewing on a PJhole
Bokes
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I put it to you, Mr Badger
that you are a rotter of the first order, and that this example of foul-mouthed affrontery has no place in this company. Take thy vile gutter mouth and begone to Mumsnet.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Also, his wife is fat.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Yeh at least I'm punching above my weight by a fuck load even if I'm not getting any

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
You and Chompy could form a club

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
like spearmint rhino?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I shouldn't click this
but I will
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
quentin did get banned for less

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Quentin got banned?
I just assumed the zoo found him
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Stepped ages ago.
He isn't banned.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)
He's the best one out of the lot of us
Free Quinten!
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
What did he do?
And how does it measure up to your list of hilarious crimes?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
He made some comments about Chompy's gf & gazzed her a few times I think. Not sure.
What do you mean my list of crimes? I'm an innocent & always well behaved.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Internet stalking is only funny in public, as we all know
Nice tits Swipey. Etc.

And what are you up to at 4pm on Wednesday?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Meeting you for a beer.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
NICE
Looking forward to it. Have already decided that it might be time to end my self-imposed beer exile. Frankly the amount of "MTFU"-based shit I'd get from you and Stunned would be unbearable.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
EXCELLENT.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
This does not mean you're to get me hammered and fist me.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
why does this sound like begging?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
You know when we say no
we mean yes, and hold the lube.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
why did all the blokes just cancel wednesday?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
We're off to the Torture Garden
No chicks
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Wouldn't be the first b4sh I've taken lube to. Trufax.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Part of me wants details
Part of me wants to be holding a beer when I hear details

Save it til Wednesday
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)
this is so very true

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
just search a few key terms for utter cuntery by quentin follwed by some truly epic waaaahing

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I believe we've discussed the word "EFFORT" before

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Is chompy's hot missus a frigid cow too?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
No one can resist this jelly

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I heard that she's a professional to the nth degree and insists on him slipping a tenner into her draws before she even takes her vest off.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Better a tenner than a cake

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
What? Nothing?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
High maintenance chick, clearly.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
See this is why we need to bring back the one pound note

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Monty can use post-its surely

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
i o u

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
No idea
but his dick probably can't bridge the 100-mile gap
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I wish you'd stop wasting internet while everyone's waiting anxiously for the newsletter

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
HOPEFULLY 'KUNT' WILL HAVE BEEN UP TO SOME LARKS!!!

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Busy at 4pm on Wednesday?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I'll try to get out early but I'm not exactly popular here at the moment so might not be possible.
I work an hour from Liverpool Street, sadly - despite living a few minutes from there.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Bugger
It is quite a big ask in all fairness
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Who've you pissed off at work?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
If you like a Greasy Minge with crispy chips her minge is on the menu at Ed's Diner on Old Compton St

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Served on an omelette.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Grilled Minge Omelette

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Have you got the recipe?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I've got Beef in ale casserole for lunch
I found it in the freezer, it was fucking lovely when I made it two months ago.

Thanks for asking.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I burned my fingers stirring coffee with a Minstrel
It seemed like a good idea at the time
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Poor old Mr Claypole, reduced to stirring coffee.
How the mighty are fallen.

:o(
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
GADZOOKS

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Fool everyone knows you’re supposed to use chocolate buttons

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
...and tweezers, I know that now
I feel sheepish
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)


(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I LIKE CAKE

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZF0DJRQo_Y
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)
what you need is some of these
3.bp.blogspot.com/-fZ5JDjplU3Q/UOwhPa06NpI/AAAAAAAAAVc/LZ7DAYvAuF4/s1600/yorkie+man+size+buttons+2.JPG
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
HOLY SHIT
Yeah, I need those in my life.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
they're good I tells ya

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I just found out that this is about 3 minutes outside my house
www.facebook.com/TheBeautifulBurgerCompany
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Where is it the rest of the time?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I donno man, didn't know it existed. Totally do now though gonna check it out tonight.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Fucking hell, I had my year end review over lunch and went to teh SHITTEST cafe ever
they couldn't even melt the mozzarella in my panino :(
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
you want to get yourself down Ed's.
popped collar rugby shirts and boating shoes all the way!
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
i have a lovely pair of blue and red Chatam boat shoes

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
stay A BOAT from my shoes

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
gonna need to give them a polish, they've been languishing in the cupboard since september

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
It wasn't mozzarella in yours

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
what was it?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
i read that as piano

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Great, now i have "I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play"
"what can you play"
" I play the piano, pia, pia, piano, piano, piano"

stuck in my head
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
well thanks for sharing, quim munch

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
" I play the Trombone, rusty, rusty, Trombone, Trombone"

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
When I was little, we'd get to the point where he plays the picolo
but we would sing 'Pick your nose'. LOL.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
kids should be given more staurday night tv slots

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
MINI POPS!
AKA Kiddiestare
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Afternoon Bartleby

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
like the christmas carol "most highly flavoured gravy" and "hosannah supports chelsea"
oh the LOLs
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Good one, 7 year olds.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

s c
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
exactly this
monty is clearly from a more innocent age
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he mentioned in a "Just William" story

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
i fucking love the william books
richmal crompton had the most amazing command of language.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
They were brilliant, he always had such adventures

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)
i love the descriptions
and the way ginger says everything "bitterly".

she had a fucking sad life though.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)
You know what, my childhood was exactly like fucking Swallows and Amazons or the famous 5 etc.
Breaks my heart to think how differently my daughter will grow up.

Honestly it's really fucking depressing.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
the world is a much shittier place these days
on the plus side, she won't know that. so she'll be just as happy because she won't know any different.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Careful Nakers, say you went to the wrong place and you'll get lynched
les gastronomiques are out for blood today.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
have you ever been here before?
Snobbery is our basic currency you awful mouth wrong
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I thought it was nice and I don't care what those awful bullies say.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
looking at their menu it looks pretty ghastly

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
It really is awful.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Oh God, Nakers, not you too?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
after your HORRIFIC link based bullying of me, you deserve nothing less

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
OH HOW THE WORM HAS TURNED
ALL MY CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST. OH WOE. OH HUMANITY. WHEN WILL MY TORTURE END?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
are you two bumming each other in secret shame or what?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Why do you always have to twist things into your own little bean-bashing fantasy?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i can safely say
that there are few things which are less likely to make me go and bash a few beans than the thought of your sweaty red face gurning away as you stab ineffectually at nakers' crusty poohole.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
My poo hole is not crusty!
i used a wet wipe this morning
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Yeah whatever, mate.
You're dripping on the carpet, love.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9nwahzVXN1qhpxyg.jpg
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
ugh

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
look at his eyes looking into you
remember them
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
10/10
Take the afternoon off, you've earnt it.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I didn't get fired in my review \o/
although they want more work out of me, urgh.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Do they realise you’re working flat out?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I NO RITE

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Glad to see you rewarded their faith in you
by going straight onto memebase.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I just googles evil moth

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
We can all stop now, everyone
Nakers has won the internet.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)
the food at ed's is hangover food
squirty cheese on fries etc.

but their milkshakes are AMAZING.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
You know milkshakes are made with animal fat?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
And pork belly.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
and?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
gelatin derived from trotters

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
and??

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
You're a vegetarian.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
fuck i clicked that by mistake
i am, as is well documented on here, a vegetarian purely out of fussiness. not a principle in sight.

although i am so soft that i could never kill anything and i scream at wildlife programmes when things die
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
when we were on safari we sawa pack of lions eating a wilderbeest
they ripped open thne stomach and ate the inside first as it the softest part, they got got right into the mutha-fucker
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
and this is why i will never ever go on safari
however amazing it looks

i am such a fucking wuss
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)
The side of Safari that Christopher Biggins kept hidden

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Textbook lioning.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
fucking lions

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Out of fussiness.
Fussiness that extends to lovely, lovely bacon, but doesn't extend to pureed trotter.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)
it's about taste and texture
you puree that mo'fo up and cover it in malted chocolate, it doesn't taste like disgusting leathery chewy salty bacon
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Well over 200 posts one thread started about my wifes minge
I'll take that as a success. Im off to do my PRINCE2 homework, see you autisms in an hour
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
PRINCE 2: THE SHORTENING
Starring Battered and the New Power Generation
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I got my new icons :)

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
shove them up your cockend and shit out an onion

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Alright "Davos Seaworth"

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)
This is very witty and I fully endorse this post.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

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