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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to hear more about Mrs PJ's minge.Now there's a burger we'd all like a chew on, eh?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:30,
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I didn't say she did so with me.I'm a faithful married man.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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Oh then you must have been talking about the wigan rugby team +reserves (
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Ha ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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anyone who doesn't use eggs is a cunt.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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Chewing on a PJholeBokes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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I put it to you, Mr Badgerthat you are a rotter of the first order, and that this example of foul-mouthed affrontery has no place in this company. Take thy vile gutter mouth and begone to Mumsnet.
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Also, his wife is fat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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Yeh at least I'm punching above my weight by a fuck load even if I'm not getting any(
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Stepped ages ago.He isn't banned.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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What did he do?And how does it measure up to your list of hilarious crimes?
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He made some comments about Chompy's gf & gazzed her a few times I think. Not sure.What do you mean my list of crimes? I'm an innocent & always well behaved.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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Internet stalking is only funny in public, as we all knowNice tits Swipey. Etc.
And what are you up to at 4pm on Wednesday?
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NICELooking forward to it. Have already decided that it might be time to end my self-imposed beer exile. Frankly the amount of "MTFU"-based shit I'd get from you and Stunned would be unbearable.
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why did all the blokes just cancel wednesday?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Wouldn't be the first b4sh I've taken lube to. Trufax.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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Part of me wants detailsPart of me wants to be holding a beer when I hear details
Save it til Wednesday
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just search a few key terms for utter cuntery by quentin follwed by some truly epic waaaahing(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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I heard that she's a professional to the nth degree and insists on him slipping a tenner into her draws before she even takes her vest off.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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I wish you'd stop wasting internet while everyone's waiting anxiously for the newsletter(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
HOPEFULLY 'KUNT' WILL HAVE BEEN UP TO SOME LARKS!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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I'll try to get out early but I'm not exactly popular here at the moment so might not be possible.I work an hour from Liverpool Street, sadly - despite living a few minutes from there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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If you like a Greasy Minge with crispy chips her minge is on the menu at Ed's Diner on Old Compton St(
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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I've got Beef in ale casserole for lunch I found it in the freezer, it was fucking lovely when I made it two months ago.
Thanks for asking.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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I burned my fingers stirring coffee with a MinstrelIt seemed like a good idea at the time
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Poor old Mr Claypole, reduced to stirring coffee.How the mighty are fallen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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GADZOOKS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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Fool everyone knows you’re supposed to use chocolate buttons (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZF0DJRQo_Y
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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what you need is some of these3.bp.blogspot.com/-fZ5JDjplU3Q/UOwhPa06NpI/AAAAAAAAAVc/LZ7DAYvAuF4/s1600/yorkie+man+size+buttons+2.JPG
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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I just found out that this is about 3 minutes outside my housewww.facebook.com/TheBeautifulBurgerCompany
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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I donno man, didn't know it existed. Totally do now though gonna check it out tonight.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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Fucking hell, I had my year end review over lunch and went to teh SHITTEST cafe everthey couldn't even melt the mozzarella in my panino :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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you want to get yourself down Ed's.popped collar rugby shirts and boating shoes all the way!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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i have a lovely pair of blue and red Chatam boat shoes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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gonna need to give them a polish, they've been languishing in the cupboard since september(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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Great, now i have "I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play""what can you play"
" I play the piano, pia, pia, piano, piano, piano"
stuck in my head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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" I play the Trombone, rusty, rusty, Trombone, Trombone"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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When I was little, we'd get to the point where he plays the picolobut we would sing 'Pick your nose'. LOL.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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kids should be given more staurday night tv slots(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:07,
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Afternoon Bartleby(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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like the christmas carol "most highly flavoured gravy" and "hosannah supports chelsea"oh the LOLs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGood one, 7 year olds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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exactly thismonty is clearly from a more innocent age
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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I'm pretty sure he mentioned in a "Just William" story(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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i fucking love the william booksrichmal crompton had the most amazing command of language.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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They were brilliant, he always had such adventures(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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i love the descriptions and the way ginger says everything "bitterly".
she had a fucking sad life though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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You know what, my childhood was exactly like fucking Swallows and Amazons or the famous 5 etc.Breaks my heart to think how differently my daughter will grow up.
Honestly it's really fucking depressing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32,
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the world is a much shittier place these dayson the plus side, she won't know that. so she'll be just as happy because she won't know any different.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:33,
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Careful Nakers, say you went to the wrong place and you'll get lynched les gastronomiques are out for blood today.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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have you ever been here before?Snobbery is our basic currency you awful mouth wrong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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I thought it was nice and I don't care what those awful bullies say.(
Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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looking at their menu it looks pretty ghastly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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after your HORRIFIC link based bullying of me, you deserve nothing less(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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OH HOW THE WORM HAS TURNEDALL MY CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST. OH WOE. OH HUMANITY. WHEN WILL MY TORTURE END?
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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are you two bumming each other in secret shame or what?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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Why do you always have to twist things into your own little bean-bashing fantasy?(
Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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i can safely saythat there are few things which are less likely to make me go and bash a few beans than the thought of your sweaty red face gurning away as you stab ineffectually at nakers' crusty poohole.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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My poo hole is not crusty!i used a wet wipe this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10,
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look at his eyes looking into youremember them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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10/10Take the afternoon off, you've earnt it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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I didn't get fired in my review \o/although they want more work out of me, urgh.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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Do they realise you’re working flat out?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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Glad to see you rewarded their faith in youby going straight onto memebase.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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We can all stop now, everyoneNakers has won the internet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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the food at ed's is hangover foodsquirty cheese on fries etc.
but their milkshakes are AMAZING.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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You know milkshakes are made with animal fat?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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fuck i clicked that by mistakei am, as is well documented on here, a vegetarian purely out of fussiness. not a principle in sight.
although i am so soft that i could never kill anything and i scream at wildlife programmes when things die
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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when we were on safari we sawa pack of lions eating a wilderbeestthey ripped open thne stomach and ate the inside first as it the softest part, they got got right into the mutha-fucker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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and this is why i will never ever go on safarihowever amazing it looks
i am such a fucking wuss
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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The side of Safari that Christopher Biggins kept hidden(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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Textbook lioning.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32,
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Out of fussiness.Fussiness that extends to lovely, lovely bacon, but doesn't extend to pureed trotter.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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it's about taste and textureyou puree that mo'fo up and cover it in malted chocolate, it doesn't taste like disgusting leathery chewy salty bacon
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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Well over 200 posts one thread started about my wifes mingeI'll take that as a success. Im off to do my PRINCE2 homework, see you autisms in an hour
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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PRINCE 2: THE SHORTENINGStarring Battered and the New Power Generation
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shove them up your cockend and shit out an onion(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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This is very witty and I fully endorse this post.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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