vanity searches
who was the last person to mention you in a search, and what did they say? i can blame AB for this:

Basically, we should have a thread speculating what Swipe's fanny looks like.

(Amorous Badger very well-regarded amongst the modelling community, Mon 4 Mar, 20:23, 3 Replies)


alt: who was your last gaz from/to and who should die in a fire?

altalt: lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:05, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt I send Tango a link to some stolen music
that's right STOLEN
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Orange or Apple?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Aw man!
Downloads are killing the greengrocers business!
( Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

should he die in a fire too?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Which I have so far been unsuccessful in downloading.
But I have managed to change the home page on my internet to some shit site.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

alright Cash

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I'm having a rustler's burger because fuck you middle class wankery.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

My last gaz was from you...
i never vanity search.

altalt: yes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

My last gaz was from you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Hartley Hare.
Alt: Monty

Altalt: If I can keep it down.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

So you have surrendered to your illness?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I'm in bed.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I blame you for this disease, as a representative of London.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

but i'm a northerner when it suits you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I didn't say you were a native.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

HI SWIPEY!


alt. Monty was the last person to gaz me. No-one dies in a fire today!

alt alt Sweet and sour pork
( Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I don't want to see everybody saying my shoes are shit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

a quick search reveals
that the glue on your eel is probably dried spunk from cowfoot. he LOVES you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I dont think I've ever been mentioned in a search
What does your fanny look like?

Alt:
Badmon

AltAlt:
Heinz 5 mixed bean thing with crusty bread and chipotle sauce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

like a wrinkled old sea anemone searching for a crust

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I'd love one, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

like a horse lipping a sugarcube from your palm

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

*feeds pony*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Bartleby give sporto his name back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

so the date went well then?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

It depends which shortening of my name you search for.
Alt: As mentioned up there, Montso.
Are we talking burned alive or being overcome by smoke inhalation first?

Altalt: Not yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

tangledupinblue
I am agreeing with tangledupinblue herewhich NEVER happens. Oasis are possibly the only guitar-based band in history who have no best song. Even Blur fluked the odd decent one.

(Darth Foxtrot #KingBilly, Tue 26 Feb, 16:23, More)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

tangled
The article does mentionrecent road work altering the camber of the road, maybe has something to do with it?

alt: never got a full-scale bollocking, closest was probably while rushing to move a load of PCs round an office, the patch wiring was so badly tangled I gave up trying to move it. So I wrote down what was plugged where and then ripped the whole lot out into a big tangly heap on the floor, at which point the boss walks in, turns white and says "What the fuck have you done?!"
Went back together OK, fortunately.

altalt: the stuff kids come out with like "I need a chocolate bar to look after my elephant" etc.

(localboy Badmons Dukaz is WTN, Mon 4 Mar, 11:18, 1 Reply)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I don't think this one is about me at all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Carly Simon's less successful followup single.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

tangles
Yes, they do. They are trained to break up the crowd.Sometimes people get caught out and sometimes innocent people get hurt. It is regrettable. What I take issue with is the statement from Tangles that the police were there to start a fight. They weren't. They got rushed, they reacted. That's all.

(Kroney Eating Monsieur Mange like a gobelet, Mon 4 Mar, 13:49, 2 Replies)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

tango
altalt: Tango is shit, at a push apple is slightly less shit.

(Monty Boyce I kill you, Mon 4 Mar, 16:29, 3 Replies)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

tanglo
alright tanglo

(Windy Pig King of the pigs., Sun 30 Dec, 20:48, 1 Reply)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

tangers
I just asked Monts if he fancied a burger and a pint tomorrow. You know, like Tangers says.

(Set your faces to Stunned. For Pope, bebbeh!, Wed 27 Feb, 15:44, 3 Replies)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

alright tinglytanglywinglywonglettongleschmongles?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Nothing found :(
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=tinglytanglywinglywonglettongleschmongles
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

It was Tangers saying I was only 39.
And Kroney saying some incomprehensible shit about Stunned-a-like smugness. The cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

A-bloo-bloo-bloo
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Searching variations on my username
reveals the last person to mention Lighty was HH.

Alt: I last gazzed Darth, my last gaz was from Stunned and meat should die in a fire and then be served to me.

Altalt: It's a nice day, I'll probably walk up to the market and get a hog roast bap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

The last 4 have all been Plumdozer I think he fancies me
Alt: Monty, Monty and Simon Weston

Alt:alt: Are you buying?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Last Gaz received was from Darth.
Plumdozer should die in a fire. Hopefully in massive amounts of pain.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Last vanity search:
Once again battered's lightning wit and superior intelligence take down a "big scalp"

Badmons Dukaz
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

can we guess who posted what?
"Gonz love me long time"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Battered.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

i'm glad you're playing
you're quite good at it too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Well I recognised my own and used search for this one.
So not that good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Frank is a fucking internet legend you shortarsed whoremonger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Legless, Miggyman, CQ, Al, Captain Placid and spankyhanky.Those guys epitomise my b3ta experience xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

You certainly made me cry.You're a horrid, horrid, mean person.

Srsly though, what's with all the 2.0 hostility? Why can't we all just be nice to each other?

Except Al, though. He's a cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Does anyone else find it surprising that despite the one and only 'power' that b3th has as a mod:To edit posts, primarily in the instance that someone posts a MASSIVE picture on the board,
Shambo's enormous picture of Cheggers remains?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

That was me!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

rory has failed spectacularly to drum up even a single c0ckgaz for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

We've really got to watch this 'Al is a cunt' thing. He's been getting quite upset that people keep posting that he's a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Is Al a cunt?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Absolutely

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Al, I hope you're not blaming me
for the fact that Amorous Badger, Darth Foxtrot, K Swizz and Hartley Hare are all on the popular page calling you a cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I hope your wife doesn't blame you for alerting me to the fact that she reads this site
and gets upset at the fact that everyone now knows that you knocked her up and had to get married hastily.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

No she doesn't. She blames you for being a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Amazing, and she's never even met me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Hey thats not me actually calling Al a cunt on the Pop. page

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Am I missing something here?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

a chromosome?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Ooooo, sick burn dude.
But apart from that, why are you replying to yourself?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

because at least that way someone listens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Awwww, poor swipeypoos.
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

got a training session now
look after this shower for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

They all think I'm a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Nah, not all of them.
I do think you should start a new thread though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Oddly enough it was you
"i will get localboy to push it on the
premise that he will get to see sex"

alt: dozer, I think

altalt: leftover curry, best of all the curries.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

everyone is saying dozer on the gaz front
does he gaz many people with pics of his turquoise and solid pink cock?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

He's a gaz pest that one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Not as yet
It was to do with Hartley being nasty about his mum or something.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I thought it was just me he Gazzed moaning about other posters

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I don't need search, I just look at the popular page.
My last gaz was from Gonz asking for my phone number. I'm not sure I want Gonz to have a direct line to my living room.

But it's too late now, I've already responded.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

search is broken

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

????????
Rob must need some beer money
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Windy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Legless, Miggyman, CQ, Al, Captain Placid and spankyhanky.Those guys epitomise my b3ta experience xx
courtesy of you. I somehow think this was not a compliment.

Alt: Monty
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

frank used to gaz me all the time
he doesn't anymore :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)