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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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First post!
In your face Kaol (or whoever normally gets it)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:02, 77 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
Haha!
Good work!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)
Everyone posting on this board is an autism.

(, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
That's what you get for taking your eye off the ball
Now all your base are mine

Mwahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:14, Reply)
It's ok
I'll cut myself and cry tomorrow night after I've missed first post on the new QOTW too, as I'll be out of the office.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:19, Reply)
You're a graduate now, too old to self harm
leave that to the angst ridden teens. What adults do is self medicate with alchohol.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:26, Reply)
Haha!
I've been doing that for years.
The slicing is for when I need to ramp my self-loathing up a gear.

If I really wanted to hurt myself, I could always watch Pearl Harbour, I guess.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:28, Reply)
Don't do it!
Michael Bay has a lot to answer for
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:40, Reply)
Yes he does...
That film was worse than finding out you have dodgy balls.

Not that I have dodgy balls.
I mean... I don't think I do...
*checks*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)
All your
QOTW are belong to Colonel Dracula
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, Reply)
I'm only posting here in case this board gets archived
so I'll make it a good one

*deep breath*

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(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 17:13, Reply)

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(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
FIRST?!

(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
OH FUCK

(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
Just testing.
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(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:28, Reply)

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(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:25, Reply)

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(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:01, Reply)
^ Now look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 8:04, Reply)
here from the start.

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Totally time travelling here

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:03, Reply)
See?

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)
BEST POST EVA
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641

HOOD BUTTER IS ON HIS SHIT MAN, in case he deletes it:

"Hello. Here's a load of old shit for you. For those who don't know me, I'm old.
I get the piss ripped over on /talk but I don't really mind. Being old has its advantages. I work in the music business and have done for over 35 years. I was there in the 60's and 70's and saw the birth of rock music, and spent my youth enjoying copious quantities of free love and no fear of AIDS.

I grew up in the film industry, my grandfather and uncle worked for Pathe News and I used to go to shoots with them in the hols. I've met The Beatles, been inside Lennon's house, I was at the launch of the first Moog synthesizer, played in some good bands and still do. I also met loads of film stars, rock stars and even had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix at the Isle of Whight festival. I have a helicopter pilots licence and have started flying again after a brief period and I'm engaged to a model.

I now work from home running a recording studio and am on the committee of a growing rock festival which is held in the same village where I live. I work with a friend who does HD video recording to broadcast standard and we run a mobile tv/audio studio and we have some nice jobs come in for next year at a few top festivals.

I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car. Work is steady despite the recession and I'm landscaping my huge garden with ponds, waterfalls and rare trees and there is enough room to put up a big marquee in November for a fucking b3ta bash.

I also started doing the odd spot of stand up comedy a few years back and have begun doing a few clubs and venues around this region. My set has been described as extremely rude, downright disgusting, in incredible bad taste but funny. That's just fine by me. I mean, I can't knock it, it is pretty strong.

I'm in good health and go running every day. I don't drink alcohol or smoke fags and have finished several marathons and loads of half marathons in the past. I'm training for a channel swim in June/July next year and am aiming to smash the record for someone over 50.

I occasionally work at a lap dance bar which is owned by a friend's brother as a floor security guard. I also have to escort the girls in and out of the changing rooms and if it's busy I help behind the bar with two topless girls.

My house is situated, unusually on a hill in the Cambridgeshire Fens right next to woods and a nature reserve and the farmer's field opposite has huge markets and boot sales in the Summer but only every few weeks. I have my own private road and have just extended the car park to hold another 6 cars.

By now you lot must be pissing yourselves as it looks like some of the unhealthily huge vats of bullshit that appear here.
Old? Fuck off"
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)
This is still the best thread to post in
and by best I mean least shit, although they're all shit really.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
holy shit rory's here!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
It's the best thread ever Quentin, everything makes sense here
there's no lunch, no food, no dead mums. I'm stickin with this thread from now on.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)
haha yeh

(, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 19:12, Reply)
what a card I am right?

(, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
we have a right laugh here dont we

(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:01, Reply)
alright tangledupinblue

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Baggenfock fingers autistic blind kids

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)
As long as they're not black.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 13:12, Reply)
bottom get

(, Sat 6 Aug 2016, 13:20, Reply)
in b4 delete

(, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 16:24, Reply)
Cheers

(, Sat 11 Mar 2017, 14:22, Reply)
Kaol that prick

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
RIP

(, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 10:48, Reply)
Alright

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:15, Reply)
Like if you’re reading this in 2019

(, Sun 7 Jan 2018, 16:13, Reply)
This thread has been going for nearly a decade now, just saying

(, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 0:40, Reply)
Someone should create a calendar event to mark its anniversary

(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 20:25, Reply)
Let's gay it up in here, y'all!

(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:38, Reply)
still postin'
and boastin'
(, Wed 30 May 2018, 11:25, Reply)
Bump

(, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 14:50, Reply)
cheers

(, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:47, Reply)
Alright dribble

(, Tue 11 Sep 2018, 18:09, Reply)
$$

(, Thu 13 Sep 2018, 19:33, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 14 Sep 2018, 8:09, Reply)
Brexit

(, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 13:47, Reply)
cheers

(, Sat 6 Oct 2018, 21:58, Reply)
Should dozer be allowed to keep coming back under new accounts?

(, Fri 12 Oct 2018, 21:09, Reply)
no

(, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:32, Reply)
so emo right now

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(, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:01, Reply)
Alright

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:13, Reply)
Cheers

(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:43, Reply)
Cheers

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:35, Reply)
Happy new cheers

(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 0:00, Reply)
b3ta

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:25, Reply)
Dunno what that is

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:18, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:32, Reply)
Sounds shit and full of pricks

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:09, Reply)
Yeah, might delete my account

(, Mon 21 Jan 2019, 9:05, Reply)
I have taken the initiative to remove all the POV violating, unsourced garbage and in-jokes from the article, which was most of the article. We are running an encyclopedia, not a fan site for your little project.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 14:24, Reply)
Acknowledged, but is full protection necessary? In stripping the 'cruft' from the article it could be argued that you've also removed a lot of its points of interest for readers, and now you've prevented anyone from adding anything back.
It all seems a little excessive
(, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 10:37, Reply)
This is an encyclopedia, not a forum to publish a needlessly detailed blow-by-blow guide to a website of questionable notability whose membership have specifically targeted Wikipedia for hard-to-find vandalism.
As the website has specifically targeted this Project for vandalism, and as the article's prior contributors have clearly not had the best interests of the Project in mind (in terms of crafting a neutral, factual, verifiable encyclopedia article), I doubt unprotection would be beneficial, either to the subject of the article, nor to the Project. There is nothing salvageable in the content removed, and I am beginning to wonder whether or not the subject should have an article in the first place.
(, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 19:42, Reply)
You have removed an awful lot of content without any prior discussion and then protected the article to prevent editing or adding anything back -
in a way this smacks of an abuse of admin privileges based largely upon personal opinion (the removal of content without discussion and consensus first would be considered vandalism perhaps, were you not an admin). As just one notable example, a newsletter that is sent to 100,000 people every week is very notable yet you have removed the section entirely. Whilst I agree that some of the article could have been trimmed and sourced better, I agree with the above editor in that the amount you removed is indeed excessive and I ask that you remove the block or at least downgrade to a semi-protect againt IP vandals.
(, Wed 27 Mar 2019, 19:05, Reply)
I believe you are acting in an unprofessional and retaliatory fashion.
As a neutral user to this matter, I would like to add this: Wikipedia is not b3ta's soap box, but it is equally neither yours. Protecting the page and removing nearly all of the content from it is an abuse of power. The semi-protection on the page is also un-necessary, as it is not a vandalised page. You have done this to concrete your edit to avoid public criticism. The current revision of the page does not make any sense, with sentences cut off mid-way.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 22:28, Reply)
lol semi

(, Sat 25 May 2019, 12:07, Reply)
In b4 the lock

(, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 20:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=%22bug%2Fproblem%22
(, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 22:27, Reply)
wanker

(, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 9:39, Reply)
RIP
Okay so I'm at work right and I've had two cups of double shot espresso so like, I'm a ticking time bomb. I'm sitting at my desk, making ethernet cables like a fucking loser, and all the sudden it hits me. Like Satan himself found his way into my stomach. I stood up, practically launching my chair out from under me, just completely dropping what I was working on. I got to the bathroom in like four strides, two rooms away, I must have been covering 10+ feet with each step I swear to god. I finally get to the bathroom and just let it fucking rip. It sounds like fucking D Day in that bathroom. The decibels I was reaching could have been heard from space. Then, it happened. A shadow appears from under the door. Just for a moment, it pauses, and just in that same moment, I let loose the loudest fart I have ever experienced. Like, I could have killed someone. I nearly shattered the toilet with the vibration bouncing around in the bowl. The dinosaurs in the middle of the earth probably felt that. Then, the shadow moves on. And when I finally exit the bathroom, I see the owner of the shadow. Sitting at the table, my coworker Jason. Looking at me. Looking right into my soul. He knows. He will always know.
(, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 12:58, Reply)
Lol

(, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:17, Reply)

Like if you’re reading this in 2020
(, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 20:52, Reply)
Hitler

(, Wed 19 Feb 2020, 18:47, Reply)

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