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	 My Audit went ok thanks for asking guys
	My Audit went ok thanks for asking guys
 	Have you all had a fun day? xox
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:31,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	 I prefer BMWs
	I prefer BMWs
 	Shit stressful day, thanks for asking
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:32,
	
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	 Does buying an M3 make a person an automatic cunt?
	Does buying an M3 make a person an automatic cunt?
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 yes, yes it does
	yes, yes it does
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39,
	
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	 But i still want one
	But i still want one
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39,
	
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	 What about if it's 16 years old and purple?
	What about if it's 16 years old and purple?
 	More of a cunt? Less of a cunt?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40,
	
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	 More, that version is nasty, the newest are the best as they are the most understated
	More, that version is nasty, the newest are the best as they are the most understated
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:41,
	
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	 I prefer the E46 to the newest.
	I prefer the E46 to the newest.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:44,
	
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	 Have you looked at Lexus as an option?
	Have you looked at Lexus as an option?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:45,
	
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	 Are you calling him a golf playing fuck cunt?
	Are you calling him a golf playing fuck cunt?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46,
	
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	 Lexus make some very nice cars
	Lexus make some very nice cars
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 I'm due something new soon
	I'm due something new soon 
 	I'm stuck between the Audi A6 and the Lexus GS
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51,
	
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	 5 series is a better car than both of those. As is an E class
	5 series is a better car than both of those. As is an E class 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:54,
	
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	 BMW screams twat to me.
	BMW screams twat to me.
 	Mercs. no fucker will let you pull out of a side street
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55,
	
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	 Audi is more of a twat brand now than a Beemer.
	Audi is more of a twat brand now than a Beemer. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57,
	
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	 I'd take the LFA, that's it
	I'd take the LFA, that's it
 	or maybe the Is-F
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 The newest would blitz it though
	The newest would blitz it though
 	I find i like them when they are current then less so as they age, apart from the E30 which looks awesome
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46,
	
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	 I'm the other way around
	I'm the other way around
 	the older, the better. I'd love an E21 or E28
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:47,
	
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	 Get a 1989 mercedes 500 sec if you want an '80's coupe
	Get a 1989 mercedes 500 sec if you want an '80's coupe
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49,
	
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	 Again, I prefer the SLs
	Again, I prefer the SLs
 	It's like you have no taste at all, Nakers.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49,
	
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	 nasty miami drug dealer car
	nasty miami drug dealer car
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 I've said it before
	I've said it before
 	but a 10 year old CL600 or CL55 AMG is the automotive bargain of the fucking century
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51,
	
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	 I've said loads of stuff before as well.
	I've said loads of stuff before as well.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 ha ha
	ha ha
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53,
	
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	 really?
	really? 
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02,
	
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	 I agree.
	I agree. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:54,
	
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	 Its true
	Its true
 	I went with the pikey version though and got a CLK, couldnt afford the petrol or insurance on a 5lt engine
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:00,
	
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	 CAR CHAT
	CAR CHAT
 	god, get a girlfriend losers.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 want to talk home brew?
	want to talk home brew?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 Not with you.
	Not with you.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53,
	
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	 Sorry i bailed on your burger night, I stubbed my toe and had to stay in
	Sorry i bailed on your burger night, I stubbed my toe and had to stay in
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56,
	
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	 I was just learning to open up again, and you go ahead and tear my heart out.
	I was just learning to open up again, and you go ahead and tear my heart out.
 	You're dead to me now nakkers, never contact me again.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:59,
	
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	 Girls don't like boys.
	Girls don't like boys.
 	Girls like cars and money.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 No i agree with the 80's one's
	No i agree with the 80's one's
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49,
	
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	 Depends what you mean.
	Depends what you mean.
 	The E46 was the last straight 6 M3, which most people agree is a far better drive than the more recent V8 one.
And it's 350 bhp vs 400. The tiniest bit of driver ability will compensate for that in any race you choose.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 bollocks
	bollocks
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 which part of that is bollocks?
	which part of that is bollocks?
 	The V8 is heavier and sits further forward in the car. It's the same problem that the original S4 and RS4 had. They're fine but they are constantly compensating for a pendulum front end. They get around it by epic numbers of driving aids, not by being a good car in the first place. And the second part isn't the slightest bit bollocks, I've spent enough time on tracks to know that.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55,
	
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	 I had a 98 plate S4 and confirm you're correct.
	I had a 98 plate S4 and confirm you're correct. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57,
	
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	 I'm not most people
	I'm not most people
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10,
	
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	 It'd feel weird driving a BMW that wasn't a six.
	It'd feel weird driving a BMW that wasn't a six.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 Yeah, i'd hate to have two extra cylindars
	Yeah, i'd hate to have two extra cylindars
 	and the v10 in the old M5 was know to be right pig
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56,
	
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	 The M5 is a much bigger car.
	The M5 is a much bigger car.
 	and was designed for that engine size.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57,
	
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	 he said BMW he didn't specify which one
	he said BMW he didn't specify which one
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03,
	
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	 you did, and I was replying to you.
	you did, and I was replying to you.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03,
	
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	 Yeah, well I'm replying to you now wee wee tapir
	Yeah, well I'm replying to you now wee wee tapir
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:09,
	
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	 that still makes me laugh out loud
	that still makes me laugh out loud
 	you terrible cunt, how am I supposed to argue with you whilst giggling manically?
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20,
	
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	 It'd be like driving a fast Audi that wasn't a four wheeler.
	It'd be like driving a fast Audi that wasn't a four wheeler.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58,
	
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	 Not any more, no. Not at all
	Not any more, no. Not at all
 	Cunts all buy fast Audis now.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 It doesn't automatically make you a cunt, hh
	It doesn't automatically make you a cunt, hh
 	but it does show a criminal lack of imagination.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885985
	 
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885985
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53,
	
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	 There's nowt wrong with Audis as a general car
	There's nowt wrong with Audis as a general car
 	I love the A6. It's the hot ones ... generally, RS4s and RS6s are owned by cunts, and S4s are owned by cunts who can't afford RS4s
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56,
	
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	 I look at the package involved
	I look at the package involved
 	The lexus has the slight edge, but the audi is a better car to drive
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58,
	
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	 I wouldn't listen to me anyway
	I wouldn't listen to me anyway
 	I've just bought a new fucking Kia.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03,
	
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	 reliable, well price, long warranty, well specced
	reliable, well price, long warranty, well specced
 	they sound awful
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:07,
	
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	 I know, but it's terribly middle aged.
	I know, but it's terribly middle aged.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:19,
	
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	 Bariatric Minge Wipes?
	Bariatric Minge Wipes?
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51,
	
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	 I'm circling the drain, here.
	I'm circling the drain, here.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:33,
	
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	 I'm fucking off home in a bit.
	I'm fucking off home in a bit.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34,
	
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	 *pulls plug*
	*pulls plug*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 I have had an excellent day, apart from an early start.
	I have had an excellent day, apart from an early start. 
 	Day off. In the garden in the sunshine with my daughter. Now having a quick pint before eating some delicious sausages. I also have tomorrow off. 
Pass me a croissant.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34,
	
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	 You can shove your croissant uyp your arse sideways
	You can shove your croissant uyp your arse sideways
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ok done that. What's next?
	Ok done that. What's next?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:38,
	
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	 piss out a Kroney
	piss out a Kroney
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 Done.
	Done. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 now wash him down the plug hole
	now wash him down the plug hole
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 Already did that.
	Already did that. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:43,
	
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	 I feel like hell and have to walk 3 miles down the Uni at 5pm
	I feel like hell and have to walk 3 miles down the Uni at 5pm
 	for a spectacularly trying evening of choreography, dancing and getting ready for our show on Monday. Won't be home much before midnight, then I'm on a 7am train for a customer meeting tomorrow. 
Still, good news about your audit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:35,
	
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	 They wont get rid of some of the KPI's i think are "fucking shit"
	They wont get rid of some of the KPI's i think are "fucking shit"
 	but they will discuss them.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:36,
	
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	 Like dry roasted?
	Like dry roasted?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 Honey Roasted.
	Honey Roasted.
 	WTF is that shit all about?!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:44,
	
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	 Three little letters sure to wind up any sane man
	Three little letters sure to wind up any sane man
 	I get to discuss a load of them tomorrow with the customer and a guy from our side who thinks he's my boss. Need to find a way of getting the customer onside whilst subtly undermining my colleague.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40,
	
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	 That's all I deal with every fucking day.
	That's all I deal with every fucking day.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46,
	
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	 What audit?
	What audit?
 	I've been in a meeting all afternoon and I'm breaking my Placid by being here after 4.30pm.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 doin an audit before all hell breaks loose. (nhs changes come into effect)
	doin an audit before all hell breaks loose. (nhs changes come into effect)
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39,
	
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	 What's the insider info?
	What's the insider info?
 	Should I get down the local hospital and get everything fixed now before it's too late?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40,
	
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	 For you, it's WAY too late already
	For you, it's WAY too late already
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:41,
	
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	 Nah, the problems are already happening. The best thing to do is not to get ill until just before an election.
	Nah, the problems are already happening. The best thing to do is not to get ill until just before an election.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:42,
	
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	 well done
	well done
 	I have a mad jonesing for my moms knee specialist
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 Lisette von Falcon
 Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:38,
	
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	 Is he a really Hip guy?
	Is he a really Hip guy?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:45,
	
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	 *facepalms*
	*facepalms*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46,
	
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	 Groan
	Groan
 	
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 Lisette von Falcon
 Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48,
	
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	 She really wants to socket to him!!!!!!!!!
	She really wants to socket to him!!!!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53,
	
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	 Couple of joints and she's anyone's!!!!
	Couple of joints and she's anyone's!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53,
	
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	 there is no kneed for this kind of punning
	there is no kneed for this kind of punning
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55,
	
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	 Hi Jeff.
	Hi Jeff. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55,
	
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	 She's sinew there before
	She's sinew there before
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55,
	
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	 You're just trying to muscle in.
	You're just trying to muscle in. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56,
	
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	 I'm tendon to do that
	I'm tendon to do that
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57,
	
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	 FFS
	FFS
 	You lot kneed being brought to heel.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:59,
	
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	 You patellam
	You patellam
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02,
	
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	 I'll shin the lot of ya if you're not careful
	I'll shin the lot of ya if you're not careful
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03,
	
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	 olololol BONER
	olololol BONER
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56,
	
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	 surely your maternal connection
	surely your maternal connection
 	gives you a leg up on the competition?
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57,
	
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	 mind your own fucking business
	mind your own fucking business
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46,
	
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	 I reckon this geezer's taking the fucking piss Frank
	I reckon this geezer's taking the fucking piss Frank
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48,
	
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	 JUST KEEP HIM WELL AWAY FROM ME TONIGHT OR I SWEAR I WILL PUT HIM DOWN
	JUST KEEP HIM WELL AWAY FROM ME TONIGHT OR I SWEAR I WILL PUT HIM DOWN
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58,
	
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	 Leave him Frank. He ain't worth it.
	Leave him Frank. He ain't worth it. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:05,
	
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	 tell you what right, I properly fucking hate this a LOT
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB3CpmtqMT4
	tell you what right, I properly fucking hate this a LOT
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB3CpmtqMT4
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:55,
	
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	 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE!
	I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49,
	
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	 YEAH WELL DON'T OK
	YEAH WELL DON'T OK
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50,
	
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	 I wonder of the word audit has anything to do, entymonology-wise, with audition.
	I wonder of the word audit has anything to do, entymonology-wise, with audition.
 	My day was alright thx hun, xxx.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57,
	
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	 Creepy. Retard.
	Creepy. Retard.
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58,
	
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	 Careful. He might 2.0 you.
	Careful. He might 2.0 you. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02,
	
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	 He had me on 2.0 for a few weeks, it's just that I've got the decorum not to bang on and on and on about it.
	He had me on 2.0 for a few weeks, it's just that I've got the decorum not to bang on and on and on about it.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17,
	
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	 No Gonz, it's very important that you keep telling everyone when someone has you on 2.0.
	No Gonz, it's very important that you keep telling everyone when someone has you on 2.0.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17,
	
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	 Wasn't it you who said something about using 2.0 was admitting you'd failed at life?
	Wasn't it you who said something about using 2.0 was admitting you'd failed at life?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20,
	
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	 Sounds like something I would say, yes.
	Sounds like something I would say, yes.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22,
	
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	 YEAH WE NO U R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	YEAH WE NO U R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02,
	
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	 did you see this?
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885823
	did you see this?
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885823
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:05,
	
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	 No I didn't.
	No I didn't.
 	Thanks for that.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:06,
	
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	 I rented a cottage there once, absolutely gorgeous little village
	I rented a cottage there once, absolutely gorgeous little village
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:07,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10,
	
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	 He didn't - but my boss did.
	He didn't - but my boss did.
 	Thanks m8!!!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17,
	
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	 Oops.
	Oops.
 	Sorry. Hope that doesn't come back to haunt you in some way.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18,
	
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	 Respect due (jew LOL)
	Respect due (jew LOL)
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22,
	
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	 u ok petal ?
	u ok petal ? 
 	xxx
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:15,
	
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	 My day's been fucking shit x x
	My day's been fucking shit x x 
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17,
	
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	 My boss is now making up complete and utter lies, the prick.
	My boss is now making up complete and utter lies, the prick.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18,
	
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	 I bet he's trying to tell everyone that millions of his people were murdered by the germans, lies, damned lies
	I bet he's trying to tell everyone that millions of his people were murdered by the germans, lies, damned lies
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20,
	
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	 well maybe if you hadn't actually done all that stuff he was making up then he wouldn't feel the need to make it up in the first place
	well maybe if you hadn't actually done all that stuff he was making up then he wouldn't feel the need to make it up in the first place
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22,
	
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	 EXACTLY.
	EXACTLY.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22,
	
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	 How was your disiplinary?
	How was your disiplinary?
 	And what was it for?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18,
	
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	 It's not even happened yet. It was scheduled for a fucking retarded time which was made even more impossible by staff sickness.
	It's not even happened yet. It was scheduled for a fucking retarded time which was made even more impossible by staff sickness.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23,
	
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	 What have you done?
	What have you done?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24,
	
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	 Spunked on the photocopier.
	Spunked on the photocopier. 
 	Again.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25,
	
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	 It's ART, you philistine
	It's ART, you philistine 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25,
	
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	 She was asking for it, though.
	She was asking for it, though.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26,
	
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	 I thought Frisbee adam did all of the photocopying?
	I thought Frisbee adam did all of the photocopying?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26,
	
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	 -s, then
	-s, then
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:29,
	
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	 pasted a column of stock figures into the price field on our amazon listings.
	pasted a column of stock figures into the price field on our amazon listings.
 	so a £100 item we had six of was on at £6. I cancelled all the orders, and grovelled to the customers and to my boss - but he has decided this was insufficient.
In fairness I never checked my work, I am 100% guilty as charged.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:28,
	
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	 Oh, that's pretty bad.
	Oh, that's pretty bad.
 	But surely a telling off and a written warning should suffice?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:33,
	
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	 I might even duck the written warning if I am sufficiently grovelly.
	I might even duck the written warning if I am sufficiently grovelly.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:38,
	
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	 Boo hoo. Get a grip.
	Boo hoo. Get a grip. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18,
	
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	 My day has also been "fucking shit" I feel murderous
	My day has also been "fucking shit" I feel murderous
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:19,
	
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	 can't be bother to c&p taht sorry
	can't be bother to c&p taht sorry
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:21,
	
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	 Why c&p? Just click it you fucking deacon.
	Why c&p? Just click it you fucking deacon. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22,
	
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	 HOW MANY TIMES?
	HOW MANY TIMES?
 	I use a proxy, b3ta.com gets blocked, to see links like this I need to C&P the end part of the adddress.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23,
	
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	 Tell it to someone who cares.
	Tell it to someone who cares. 
 	You bent spastic.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24,
	
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	 I hope you stub your head on the coffee table
	I hope you stub your head on the coffee table
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26,
	
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	 His wife protects the corner by molding her turds over them.
	His wife protects the corner by molding her turds over them.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26,
	
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	 She must shit "Fimo"
	She must shit "Fimo"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:27,
	
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	 A turned on hose pipe? Genius
	A turned on hose pipe? Genius
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:57,
	
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 	corner children
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:47,
	
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	 Fuckin capt placid pricks
	Fuckin capt placid pricks
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:51,
	
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	 not me, son.
	not me, son.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:54,
	
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	 Yeah you'd best be on good behaviour
	Yeah you'd best be on good behaviour
 	What a shit day eh? Why are people so shit?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 i'm at home.....
	i'm at home.....
 	Drinkinga cold beer HTH
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:01,
	
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	 I have led zep and deftones to cheer me up
	I have led zep and deftones to cheer me up
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:02,
	
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	 I think I win
	I think I win
 	\o/
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 do you like Hendrix?
	do you like Hendrix?
 	I'll hook you up with a stolen copy of the new LP if you do
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:15,
	
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	 Beer or red wine?
	Beer or red wine?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:59,
	
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	 Beer
	Beer
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:02,
	
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	 Yeah maybe
	Yeah maybe
 	Might get some carling
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:03,
	
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	 You need to start drinking
	You need to start drinking
 	Special Brew, so you will be ready for your session with Monty,Stunned & Battered
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:07,
	
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	 Carling is not beer, it's fizzy piss.
	Carling is not beer, it's fizzy piss.
 	MTFU and buy something proper that tastes of something.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:13,
	
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	 nice trolling brah
	nice trolling brah
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:13,
	
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	 Ohhhhh man
	Ohhhhh man
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:23,
	
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	 red wine.
	red wine.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:04,
	
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	 Cider.
	Cider. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:07,
	
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	 In
	In
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:09,
	
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	 lol tramp juice
	lol tramp juice
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:12,
	
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	 lol farmer juice
	lol farmer juice
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:14,
	
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	 BOTH.
	BOTH.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:10,
	
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	 cognac
	cognac 
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:12,
	
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	 Wrong.
	Wrong. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:18,
	
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	 Blue Bols and lemonade
	Blue Bols and lemonade
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:15,
	
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	 wee wee
	wee wee 
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:16,
	
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	 + tapir
	+ tapir
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:17,
	
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	 POO!
	POO!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:19,
	
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	 remember kids
	remember kids
 	Beer after wine, you'll feel fine. Wine after beer, you'll feel queer. My dad taught me that, the randy old gaylord
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:20,
	
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	 Well your randy old gaylord dad was wrong. Makes no difference.
	Well your randy old gaylord dad was wrong. Makes no difference. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:21,
	
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	 agreeing with Battso here.
	agreeing with Battso here.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:28,
	
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	 NEW THREAD
	NEW THREAD
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:28,
	
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